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got a call from some random number that appeared to be in my region. had no idea who it was but i answered it anyways. in what could only be described as a half chinese and half indian voice (i dont even know if this voice was real) he didnt even give me his name, but told me he was a delivery driver for papa johns and i immediately cut him off and told him he got the wrong number, i didn't order a pizza.
well the bastard just ignored all of that and then asked me for the directions to my house. at that point i started to figure it was a scammer or a fraudster and i thought he was trying to bait me in to giving him my address or personal details over the phone, and any legit pizza delivery guy would have accepted that and the call would have ended after i told him wrong number, i didnt order a pizza.
but he decided to try to keep going with it and i cut him off again and told him to go down know your role boulevard, hang a right on jabroni drive and check his ass into the smackdown hotel and then i just hung up.
so i punched his number into google after, and it's got quite the writeup on it. everybody is suggesting that its some kind of prankster that just wasting peoples time with silly gags. like him asking people if their offer was still available and they say "what offer" he'll say shit like "well i found your number on a bathroom stall..." or he'll call and say he's from the library and they've got overdue books and theyll ask what books and they'll say some raunchy names of imaginary books. or he met a girl at a bar the other night and didn't know she was yours. or saying he's from a pharmacy saying their prescription is filled and they say they didnt hand in a prescription but whats it for? and he'll say its some kind of genital warts cream. or he told them that they killed his cat and they owe him $500 for the funeral. or that they just hit his car and he wants them to pay for it. just dumb corny shit like that.
perhaps they are some youtuber or tiktoker trying to get some fame out of peoples reactions? i don't think i'll be on their next compilation. not after my smackdown hotel shit i laid on him which i thought was pretty quick witted at the time, but i thought i was talking to some fraudster or scammer trying to bait me into giving up my information. but prank callers? i thought that shit died in the 90's!
i'm almost wishing i wouldnt have hung up, just so i could hear his response. i have no idea what kind of joke he was trying to play on me or what the "punch line" was supposed to be because i didn't let him get far with me and i just cut him off every time because my patience is already thin with random numbers who call me. why are you asking me for my address? what part of "you got the wrong number" and "i didn't order a pizza" do you not understand?
Scam baiting is the new prank calling. You mess with assholes instead of random folks.