War Room Awards 2016

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I'm not about the Mr. Libertarian, Conservative, Liberal awards. You fucks know what you are, and don't need me to tell you.

Best Shit Poster: @sodapopinski spamming the fuck out of those news stories. Were any of them actually accurate? Probably not. But they were provocative...

Favorite Sparring Partners: Saw Jack add this and love the category. If you made it here, I probably think you're a turd, but respect. @Jack V Savage @panamaican @Ruprecht . I wish @Octavian was on more to add to the group.

Favorite Champions of the 2A: @jlagman @Cubo de Sangre @second sight @RerouteToRemain

Pipe Hitter Award: @lfd0311 @SMEAC @The Higher Power @jgarner

Party Line Automaton: @KONG-D'SNT-TAP , I'm still waiting for you to say a single critical comment about a democrat...

Most Racist: @Workers United An unflinching black supremacist without the nut sack to admit it, whom also harbors ideas that would ironically relegate the larger demographic into perpetual poverty because he likes pushing a victimhood culture.

Best TS: I noticed @Arkain2K does well here.

Best Ass poster: @AgedFlatus You worked hard for it.

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*Removed*

apparently that doesn't mean what I thought it did.
 
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So taking a more serious crack:

Best Poster: The same people I vote for every year, really (Gandhi, Octavian, Pan, Possum, Denter, kpt, Docht--lots that I am deliberately not mentioning so the list won't seem comprehensive and the accidental omissions won't be as glaring), are on top. If I had to pick one for this year specifically, I'll go with @Fawlty, who I have twice voted for best new poster, but never before voted for for best overall barely edging out @Lead.

Worst: Too numerous to mention. Special shoutout to @sodapopinski for making many threads completely unreadable until I started ignoring him.

Most Improved: As mentioned, Zank. Everyone likes him, but I didn't as much before this year. Had lots of really good exchanges, though. @Rod1 has been around too long for new poster, but he stepped it up this year. About one-quarter craziness and three-quarters solid stuff but always interesting. IDL is still terrible, but he's not as bad this year (or maybe just the influx of terrible posters the election brought it makes him look better by comparison).

Best New Poster: @TheGreatA. Kind of a dick, I disagree with him a lot, and some of his views are pretty abhorrent to me, but really interesting poster, and likes to get in there and mix it up. Like @Denter in a way, and that's a big compliment. @Happiness is one of my old favorites from the HWs, and it was good to see him get more active in the WR. Ditto for @Peteyandjia, though he's a shitty WR poster.

Favorite Sparring Partner: @Greoric. Not really much to say. I disagree with him about almost everything, but our interests seem to line up pretty well, and he can go awhile before getting uncivil. Ehtheist is up there, too. He's a thinker and really pugnacious, but in a good way. Kind of oily, though.

Best Shit Poster: Going by Limbo's definition, it has to be @ripskater. Good guy, and funny whether intentionally or not. @Devout Pessimist deserves mention here, too. Despite the name of the award, this is a compliment to both.

Best Thread: I have a really weak recollection of thread titles and stuff. I liked a couple going on at
the same time when Zank and I were discussing Soros.

Best Election Coverage: @Lead, hands down. No other candidates. Hans wins worst, as he started about half the threads in the group based on whatever fake news or stupid tweet was popular that hour in the fever swamps.

The racist category has too many interchangeable candidates to mention.

Oh, and it really doesn't seem to make sense to divide a best poster by "side" anymore, as there seems to be more conversion. There are shit posters and good posters, and that's the only "side" that really matters, IMO.
Most autistic poster of the year - @Jack V Savage . Talk about making threads unreadable - at least my posts have actual info. Yours are full of so much self-delusion that you make Kanye West seem relatable by comparison.

Biggest hypocrite of the year - @Jack V Savage . You're pussy enough to block me, yet tag me with the worst shit talking Sherdog has ever seen. That's actually a great representation of you as a poster and a person. You hide behind delusional self-importance, dishing it out but unable to take anything in return (I'm sure you'll once again claim that tweets are why you block me, not because you roundly got your ass handed to you when you crossed me).
 
Pipe Hitter award? Is it because I understand science and math, and I'm not a gullible idiot who believes in crazy shit?

Goggle is your friend if you don't know what a fairly common term is
 
@Greoric wins the broken record award and wins most likely to follow an ideology that has never existed any where on earth before.


Also wins the "let me ask you a question award".
 
Most autistic poster of the year - @Jack V Savage . Talk about making threads unreadable - at least my posts have actual info. Yours are full of so much self-delusion that you make Kanye West seem relatable by comparison.

Biggest hypocrite of the year - @Jack V Savage . You're pussy enough to block me, yet tag me with the worst shit talking Sherdog has ever seen. That's actually a great representation of you as a poster and a person. You hide behind delusional self-importance, dishing it out but unable to take anything in return (I'm sure you'll once again claim that tweets are why you block me, not because you roundly got your ass handed to you when you crossed me).

:eek::eek::eek: of the year - @Jack V Savage .

Now that was... Savage.
 
Now that was... Savage.

Goes much better with my (banished) OP than this one with Bruce Buffer dancing around like a Kansas City :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:.


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Most autistic poster of the year - @Jack V Savage . Talk about making threads unreadable - at least my posts have actual info. Yours are full of so much self-delusion that you make Kanye West seem relatable by comparison.

Biggest hypocrite of the year - @Jack V Savage . You're pussy enough to block me, yet tag me with the worst shit talking Sherdog has ever seen. That's actually a great representation of you as a poster and a person. You hide behind delusional self-importance, dishing it out but unable to take anything in return (I'm sure you'll once again claim that tweets are why you block me, not because you roundly got your ass handed to you when you crossed me).

:eek::eek::eek: of the year - @Jack V Savage .

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In the spirit of the season, I'll pull you off ignore (at least until you decide to start spamming ads again). Your reaction is silly, though. I twice politely asked you to stop the spamathon, and you reacted by angrily refusing and telling me to put you on ignore if you I don't like it. I did, and now you act outraged by that (and laughably claim that it's because "I got my ass handed to me" when I've barely interacted with you and regularly engage with posters who are far superior to you). You're not as bad as a lot of the other candidates for worst poster when you try to post seriously, but the habit you had of attacking threads and making them unreadable earned you the top spot.
 
The Sausage King probably should win the award for worst thread starter of the year.
 
The Sausage King probably should win the award for worst thread starter of the year.

Strong candidate, but Hans did great work in that category this year. Not only should he win it, it should be named after him.
 
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