War Lounge Room v91: work pwnt will maintain later

[all caps]

I love to go fast on the race track.
does that make me a 'racist'?
'race enthusiast'

 

[LMP]

Well, to be fair Higus, that's actually, pretty impressive for Trump's standard.

Speaking of the literacy of certain people on this forum.

"I'm just a man, who is barely literate, and spends his spare time drinking beer and posting about politics on a mma sub forum. You probably shouldn't follow my advice."

 

[MMAisGod]

6'3"

Tall enough to be tall, but not TOO tall that it's like freakish. I can't imagine being like 6'6", airplanes are already hard enough.

Ah okay we're the same height. I'm a haircut below 6'3. I thought you were like ultra tall for some reason because you were mentioning dating a 6'4 girl. I've never gone taller than me, I would probably feel weird since I admit I am a bit conceited in real life about my height/size and enjoy that component with women. Tallest I've date is 6'0, which I felt is like, the limit. I went to pick her up, I think we were going for like drinks or whatever, and she had a few inches on heels and was my height. Tripped me out lol. I was never too crazy with too tall or too short (like 5'1 short compared to my height). My wife is 5'6 and wears heels a lot which I think is near ideal for my preferences in women.

My best friend is like 5'10, and always dates like 5'0 and 5'2 girls that weigh 105lbs. He prefers short and tiny girls. I guess we all have our preferences.

Speaking of the literacy of certain people on this forum.

"I'm just a man, who is barely literate, and spends his spare time drinking beer and posting about politics on a mma sub forum. You probably shouldn't follow my advice."

lolololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!! That was easily the hardest I've laughed since I've joined the forum. That comment was what makes the WR great. Bout to run soon but when I hop back I just might have to add that to my sig so I never forget that day lol.

 

[Broke Lester]

And Canadian, wow now the shame of losing to you this year really hurts.

Twice

 

[Andy Capp]

Pretty much the only physical comedy that's ever made me laugh, let alone hard and consistently. Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids and Kevin James in Paul Blart got a few meager chuckles, but that's it. With Kramer, it's even his head movement and mannerisms in delivery of his lines

Some of my favorites:









Craaaazy. If I were doing a funniest characters ever list, George and Kramer would be numbers 1 and 2 hands down.

The set from the Merv Griffin Show episode was incredibly good. And I wasn't a big Seinfeld fan.

 

[Islam Imamate]

History will look down upon these bigots

Inshallah

TBH, I do think it's legitimately fucked up that short dudes are free to be shit on and, particularly, discriminated against romantically. Like, Hockey is a normal sized dude, but what if he was 5'3?

Tbh as a manlet I feel like its just a reality of life that has to be accepted. Allah made me smart but then he made me short to keep me humble, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

I do think it is messed up that there are women who are like 5 foot nothing, and they're like "I need me a man who is at least 6 feet"

Oh yeah that irks me. I am a manlet and yet I can understand why a girl wouldn't want to date a short guy, we're like the fat girls of guys.

But a dude who is 5'9 is not short. He may not be tall but he is certainly not short. That's like saying a girl who is one standard deviation away from the ideal BMI is fat.

Even if she's 5'8 and just doesn't want to date someone shorter than her, keep that shit to yourself. I don't want to date a girl twice my weight but I'm sure as shit not going to put it on my Tinder profile. Because I'm a decent dude and I don't want to make overweight girls feel shitty about themselves reading it.

Yeah well said. I don't blame people for their preferences, that's subconscious really. But I can blame someone for expressing their preferences in a crude, mean spirited manner.

You notice they're usually built like Derrick Lewis or Roy Nelson when they say that shit too.

"I have to be accepted for how I am... but I ain't fucking around with no man under 6' and he has to have a good paying job and the beginnings of a 6 pack!"

These hoes can have such standards because guys are far more willing to date down. A girl like that has at the very least been fucked by a guy like that and possibly even led on by or dated one. Once they achieve that the standard is set and that's what they pursue. A guy on the other hand will be more than willing to fug a 6 after having dated a 9 just to relieve the pressure off the valve.

 

[Graves The Elder]

this one of the cars I track on the regular. this is from Sonoma Raceway. epic track.

 

[Graves The Elder]

another car is my little turbo Miata. looks silly but really fast, 300 HP, car weights 2200 lbs. Hold on.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Yikes, Trump's writing is actually worse than the average right wing war roomer.

Hmm. It's so poorly written that it couldn't be by a professional but it does include some words that I don't think Trump knows or has ever used before. It's hard to imagine the process here. Maybe his staff is deliberately trying to make a fool out of him or maybe he insisted on edits?

 

[Mendacious]

I’m noticing a pattern of posters on the shorter end of the spectrum who are intelligent and humble, while tallfags tend to not be as smart but are overly confident in their abilities

 

[Falsedawn]

Ah okay we're the same height. I'm a haircut below 6'3. I thought you were like ultra tall for some reason because you were mentioning dating a 6'4 girl. I've never gone taller than me, I would probably feel weird since I admit I am a bit conceited in real life about my height/size and enjoy that component with women. Tallest I've date is 6'0, which I felt is like, the limit. I went to pick her up, I think we were going for like drinks or whatever, and she had a few inches on heels and was my height. Tripped me out lol. I was never too crazy with too tall or too short (like 5'1 short compared to my height). My wife is 5'6 and wears heels a lot which I think is near ideal for my preferences in women.

My best friend is like 5'10, and always dates like 5'0 and 5'2 girls that weigh 105lbs. He prefers short and tiny girls. I guess we all have our preferences.

I like hunting giraffes bro. It's like a primal instinct to take down the biggest prey possible. Plus if you hit it from the back it's easy on the ol knees.

 

[Falsedawn]

I’m noticing a pattern of posters on the shorter end of the spectrum who are intelligent and humble, while tallfags tend to not be as smart but are overly confident in their abilities

Ok manlet

 

[Graves The Elder]

oh yea, Trump like him or hate him, wins by biggest landslide in American political history.
just sayin

 

[LMP]

oh yea, Trump like him or hate him, wins by biggest landslide in American political history.
just sayin

He couldn't even win the popular vote last time.

 

[Mendacious]

Ok manlet

 

[Andy Capp]

I do think it is messed up that there are women who are like 5 foot nothing, and they're like "I need me a man who is at least 6 feet"

I try not to question it and appreciate the benefits.

 

[Sketch]

He couldn't even win the popular vote last time.

The popular vote doesn't matter in American politics.

 

[Sketch]

I try not to question it and appreciate the benefits.

We are all allowed to have a preference. Women love height. They are wired that way. Yet some of these guys make it seem like they're bad people for chasing their biological imperative. You're right not to question it.

 

[LMP]

The popular vote doesn't matter in American politics.

Neither do Canadians.

 

[Sketch]

Neither do Canadians.

Thank god. You guys would just lower our quality of life standard. I like going to the movies and not having to worry about a massacre happening.