Vikings are the GOAT

[Pugilistic]

Shit, I’m a manlet even in viking times.

 

[KnightTemplar]

You couldn't even buy me dinner, little man.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Maori tribes of New Zealand.

 

[MarcoW]

vikings got chased out of newfoundland by aboriginals

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

Lions beat them twice this season

 

[Sunfish]

Currently knights templar are on top

 

[Rusk]

You couldn't even buy me dinner, little man.

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no need to get butthurt before the rape, my feminine comrade

Generalizing the modern liberal Scandinavian era bro.

I assume you mean West Africans.

Scandinavians are conisdered the White "West Africans"...

Maybe not as bulky as perhaps slavs, but way more athletic. More akin to West African.



PS: Ivan Drogo actor is Scandinavian. Besides the point that Russia has Nordic-Slav mix in certain areas.

If by Nordic-Slav you mean Finno-Ugric Russians, then they are actually pretty much inferior to the Slavic Russians. They are short and drunk and the reason for the myth that claims that Russians are half Mongolic.

Now if you are talking about y-haplogroup "I1" in Russians then it only maxes out at 5% in population. So good luck finding Russians with Scandinavian ancestors.

But to be fair apparently Tolstoy was of Scandinavian decent.

Here is a nice map.

Slavs aside every group you have mentioned has been murked by westerners. I take it your caucasian ? Who are these Native Americans and their ancestors, is it Pablo Juarez or Rodrigo Da silva ?

Modern Swedes are lame as hell though. But if you have such disdain why dont you move to your genetically superior homeland.

Im a little bit curious how you have even come to the fact that all these people are genetically superior, yet you didnt mention Arabs but went with Caucasians. I mean these people mentioned are not similar and you could argue that Slavs are Westerners, or close enough.

I mean the ultimate test is war yet none of those groups you have mentioned have won any well aside from Slavs.

I do not have any disdain for Norway. My wife is Norwegian and i love this country and i respect the local culture. If there would be war between Russia and Norway i would be on Norwegian side. Fighting genetics got little to no correlation to how good the country is. Its like saying to Africans "Oh you think Africans are good at running, well why dont you move back to Africa then!"

Also i got higher education, i pay taxes and i am a Norwegian citizen. So i have more rights to stay here than some Norwegians i feed with my tax money.

As for cultures you saying gut murked by west, well it is more of a technological thing than "fighting" genetics. I mean you dont think that Americans would do well against Afghans if US boys would fight in pyjamas with shitty AKs??? lol

Lastly Caucasians (i am thinking especially about North Caucasians here) are very few, yet they are doing very well in most combat sports, and average Caucasian would beat average dude from ANY country 9 out of 10 times, since almost all of them are fighters down there. Oh and did i mentioned that they are probably the best wrestlers in the world.

Not sure why you are talking about Arabs...

Now i am not sure where genetics ends and culture begins, so perhaps Caucasians being good wrestlers is more of a cultural thing since they promote wrestling there since young age, or perhaps it is a cultural but since they had it as a culture for so long it is now became a genetic thing.

I mean i dont know, i am not the first one here who mentioned genetics haha, but my point is; If you want to create a fighting team from all over the world you should avoid Scandinavians.

 

[frenz]

vikings werent the toughest but they were the coolest:

taking magic mushrooms and weird herbs and shit
lots and lots of mead
beserkers and fighting without armour
odin + the gods are pretty cool
the beards
shield maidens (disputed if they existed, but ehhh lets believe ir)

 

[MusclesMarinara]

I'm going to go with the people who gave you this war machine...



My friends laugh at my abilities in ball sport and (fairly) state I would be more likely to kill one of my own in melee combat than the enemy. However, you'd still want me on your team. As I'm the guy who will design and build the trebuchet. I prefer the efficiency of killing twenty to thirty of the opposing side from a safe distance.

 

[STEVEN SEAGOLD]

Vikings dominate.

 

[j123]

Shit, I’m a manlet even in viking times.

Yeah but think about the other asians at the time, prob all 4'2-4'11

 

[phunky]

thats a weird way of saying ˝spartans˝

 

[Sir Galahad]

Wooden armour? Aww, you guys are adorable!

Samurai have the ultimate fighting skills.

 

[STEVEN SEAGOLD]

Don't fall for that anime shit. Samurai's are not jedis. They're CANS. Wooden armor? Lol.

 

[MISTER TORGUE]

very overrated.
they lose to any disciplined army there is.
i'd even put my money on the vietcong in a battle with equal weapons, but in a jungle.

Finns actually killed alot of vikings by ambushing them in the dark woods

 

[HwoarangStyle]

i once read somewhere that early vikings were one of the first people to come to north america, where they got their shit pushed in by the natives and run off.

 

[IIIIIIII]

not that i'm a fan of the nazi's, but in my opinion, the nazi's have been the most advanced warriors in history. their fanaticism with warfare coupled with their technological superiority has been unprecedented in human history.

 

[JadeOwl]

Until they got raped up the Tuetoburg. Without lube

Made only possible because they were led by a guy who had gotten himself a Roman military education, served as auxiliary in the Roman legions and even had Roman citizenship and rank of equestrian.

 

[blaseblah]

You talk so much bullshit.

Varangian Guard.

Roman pawns.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Made only possible because they were led by a guy who had gotten himself a Roman military education, served as auxiliary in the Roman legions and even had Roman citizenship and rank of equestrian.

All true. But he was still a full-blooded German. He understood the Roman's fatal weakness: on terrain that did not allow the Legions room to move in large, superbly disciplined groups that fought as a team, they were at a severe disadvantage. The Germans, much like the Celts, preferred to win glory in personal combat. In large scale warfare, they would always lose to the Romans, who used far more efficient tactics and fought as a team rather a group of individuals.

But in small scale, close quarter combat, the Germans and Celts had the advantage. The average Roman soldier was used to fighting in a huge shield wall, surrounded by his comrades and fighting as a unit. He was not trained to fight as an individual; he was a soldier, not a Gladiator. By contrast, the Germans and Celts were bigger, stronger and trained to fight one on one.