Vegas Culture

[SummerStriker]

There are more old dudes hitting on girls in their teens and twenties in this Starbucks than at a strip club. This girl sitting next to me is wearing giant fucking headphones and has her head buried in a text book, putting her under 22. My guess is 17-18. This 70 year old mother fucker got her to take her headphones off and has been talking to her non-stop for 15 minutes.

I think it is a specific group of old dudes that was here at the same time yesterday.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

My ex used to tell me all sorts of stories about getting hit on there and she wasn't the type that gave off the vibe like she was open for communication. Usually it's by middle aged guys who look like their names are probably Randy.

She started just going through the drive through to avoid it.

 

[Primitivo]

Someone is jealous of a 70 years old motherfucker's game.

 

[DaleBoca]

Don't have the player, hate the game.....playboy.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

15 minutes to your room, yo!

Its a common ad campaign in Vegas.

 

[SummerStriker]

Someone is jealous of a 70 years old motherfucker's game.

You ain't kidding. I think like twice in my life I've gotten the headphones off a girl. These old dudes are smooth as glass. I can't believe the shit I'm seeing in this place.

 

[Primitivo]

You ain't kidding. I think like twice in my life I've gotten the headphones off a girl. These old dudes are smooth as glass. I can't believe the shit I'm seeing in this place.

They have the power of death as wingman.

 

[SummerStriker]

Jelled and messy hair, tucked in shirt with dad jeans, jacked, grey and wrinkled, track jacket and affliction t-shirt, like the jersey shore rolled up on tony soprano.

 

[Primitivo]

Jelled and messy hair, tucked in shirt with dad jeans, jacked, grey and wrinkled, track jacket and affliction t-shirt, like the jersey shore rolled up on tony soprano.

 

[SammyPops]

You ain't kidding. I think like twice in my life I've gotten the headphones off a girl. These old dudes are smooth as glass. I can't believe the shit I'm seeing in this place.

dude, its vegas. a couple black chips get those headphones off, no?

do you work at starbucks? if so, lol @ you. Sorry, I did not mean that.

OT- buy why do starbucks in the US put the lids on the drinks?

 

[SammyPops]

TS- have you ever met WorldofWarcraft in person? I bet he is really super awesome cool!

 

[SummerStriker]

dude, its vegas. a couple black chips get those headphones off, no?

I'm happily married. I'm not trying to get their head phones off. Just a people watching voyeur, in shock at the level of game. We don't have this back home.

 

[IIIIIIII]

i couldn't live in vegas. only way i could, would be if i had endless amounts of money. the temptation there would make me want to hit the strip every night.

 

[mushishi]

OT- buy why do starbucks in the US put the lids on the drinks?

We like to sue. It's in the Constitution.

 

[SammyPops]

I'm happily married. I'm not trying to get their head phones off. Just a people watching voyeur, in shock at the level of game. We don't have this back home.

I'm married too so our trips to vegas are really fun, while not including whores.

 

[jefferz]

This is what 70 year old Vegas men think of your thread

 

[SummerStriker]

I'm married too so our trips to vegas are really fun, while not including whores.

Oh yeah man, it is the best. She's big on the whole resort thing. This has probably been my favorite trip and we aren't even staying on the strip. Renting a car and getting a little out of town just beats the shit out of staying at the MGM or something. You can shop, drink, gamble, go anywhere on the strip in your rental whenever you want...

 

[SammyPops]

Oh yeah man, it is the best. She's big on the whole resort thing. This has probably been my favorite trip and we aren't even staying on the strip. Renting a car and getting a little out of town just beats the shit out of staying at the MGM or something. You can shop, drink, gamble, go anywhere on the strip in your rental whenever you want...

we drink far too much to rent a car in vegas. usually stay off the strip but use cabs.

 

[SummerStriker]

we drink far too much to rent a car in vegas. usually stay off the strip but use cabs.

You sound younger than me. We were in our twenties when we started coming here. I'm 35 now and this comic has seemed, really, really true.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

Funny you should mention that. An elevator tech who works on our property, recently divorced in his late 50s, has been banging an 18 year old girl who works at a coffee shop in one of our casinos. Chances of something like this happening anywhere else is probably much lower.