USFC 11 MEGATHREAD Jones vs DC... the chubby guy gets revenge

Weuylf said:
I don't know it feels totally cheap on my part and doesn't sit right, there wouldn't be any satisfaction and I'd feel bad after.
I'll bet you sometime in future and we'll do it legit, untill then you have to find someone else to satisfy your t-shirt fetish.

Thanks for the offer though.
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Ok, how about a full kit + YouTube Bet?

Loser has to post a YouTube video of them singing a song of the winners choice

That will be a fun and free one for everyone :D
 
IBeLurkin said:
Ok, how about a full kit + YouTube Bet?

Loser has to post a YouTube video of them singing a song of the winners choice?

That will be a fun and free one for everyone :D
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You better start practicing them vocals then. It's on.

@myjohnson9
@IBeLurkin has decided to try to be a singer, stick to the front page.
 
Just so everyone knows UFC 213 is before the jones DC fight so everyone can bet on that card too!
 
I pick Jones, Cyborg, Manuwa or Sage @myjohnson9

You're only two spots above me now @hardcoreBE! You got the balls and the chram to bet me for 214? Time to end the Belgian curse once and for all.
 
myjohnson9 said:
Just so everyone knows UFC 213 is before the jones DC fight so everyone can bet on that card too!
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Lol at the main event, but apart from that 213 has some amazing fights.
 
myjohnson9 said:
You and I need to find a fight on 213. Our bouts for UFC 214 still stand and whoever has the title will headline the card. So @Son Peyote will still get his title shot if you beat me at 213
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OK I'll come up with something after work today.

Congrats on the Hunt win - wild fight in a gassy sort of way.
 
The Great Macsby said:
I say I've never heard of him. I'm looking for a real money fight. I don't get out of bed for 43 (@AceCooch ).

<{natewhut}>
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You shook as fuck. Ask Phantomlord what the fuck happened when he questioned my rank. I beat a top fucking ten and was willing to save the last card by fighting you on short notice and you backed out cause your pussy ass wasn't willing to shut the fuck up after I shattered that glass chin your sporting. Daniel Cormier could barely hold a towel above his waist he was so fucking drained from fighting that last no heart prick. Imagine what Jones, the greatest fighter to ever walk the earth, is going to do to that fat slobbering fuck when he isn't stoned out of his fucking mind. You can't even grasp it, you click your heels spitting fake call outs and counting your lucky charms the matchmakers let you runaway. Just like your hero Conor, your going to run when the pain comes, and this time when it does your not going to escape, riding that fat fuck DC to save you from my wrath. When Jones breaks a foot in his sweaty ass, I'll motherfuck your soul with the AV that I will plaster on your cunting head. And in the streets of sherdog the rivers will run red with Great Macsbys Blood and the little children will ask, "who birthed such chaos, such burning devastation onto our fields, papa" and the sky will open up and answer ACECOOCH.

@myjohnson9 fifty Gs mothafucka, and a Pulitzer prize let's go!
 
myjohnson9 said:
Ultimate
Sherbro
Fighting
Championships
11


*Account Bets are OFF the table.
<{danayeah}>




UFC 213 + 214 Fight Card
Jones vs DC
Nunes vs that other girl
Lawler vs cowboy
Yolo vs Whitaker



Previous USFC Bet Threads:
USFC1: (49 bets) UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor II
USFC2: (32 bets) UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
USFC3: (14 bets) UFC 204 - Bisping vs Hendo II
USFC4: (55 bets) UFC 205 - Alvarez vs McGregor
USFC5: (17 Bets) UFC 206 - FOX 22 Jouban VS Perry
USFC6: (21 bets) UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
USFC7: (27 Bets) UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson
USFC8: (35 Bets) UFC 210 - DC vs Rumble II



Updated Rankings: FC=Former Champion

Champion @Codpiece
Rest of the updated rankings will be added to the first page



* I'll be collecting names but unless you've already agreed to terms with someone, then I'll add you to the fight card. Tag @myjohnson9 in this thread and he'll try to match you up with an equal member. Typically based on Join Date, Post-Count & Likes. Or find someone yourself and let us know.

The USFC Championship Title (C) will be defended at every UFC PPV... no exceptions, no interim belt. The Champion's bet will headline the event. If the current Champion decides not to defend they will be stripped down immediately


WELCOME!... to the Ultimate Sherbro Fighting Championship 11
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Hi I'm Mike Goldberg and THIS! ...is USFC 11...and we get things started here on Sherdog with a little history of usfc...

After a slobberknocker last event our man @Codpiece took out former USFC champ and GOAT @myjohnson9 to become the new USFC champ... @Chramelated our #1 p4p fighter went crazy sending gay porn to our president @Jermei and got banned. Then from the grave sent an army after @Jermei our #2 ranked contender. After a 5 day battle chram got rid of our president @Jermei. Who rage quit like a Diaz brother and refused to give out punishments for his bets. Breaking his own rules again and getting himself on the welcher list. With @Codpiece as champ and the top 3 guys unavailable for a title shot everyone is wondering, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? Anyone could get the title shot so get in here and talk some shit because YOU may be the next ultimate Sherbro champion.

RIP our beloved @Chramelated, and possibly @Jermei

@Chramelated called on his chram nation to repent against grandpa @Jermei and his shithole promotion, by sending him gay porn. Grandpa then went bitchmode reporting multiple members of the nation in his own form of gaybashing spree. In the end, chramelated aka pixelated was banned and his presence will forever be missed. We will try to fill the void he has left behind. RIP bud





OoUur tale of the tape!!! ... for this our main event of the evening!!

USFC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT
@Codpiece(C) vs @Son Peyote (8)

Dis gon be good



And our co main event of the evening
@myjohnson9 Vs @DS7


PROMO
PROMO still to come



Job Jones
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vs


Daniel Cormier
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UFC 212 FIGHTCARD
SHERBRO AV / KIT BETS


KIT BETS (sherdog kit) not a tshirt bet

Main Card

Jon Jones VS Daniel Cormier

@Weuylf vs @IBeLurkin in a special YouTube song bet

@Son Peyote vs @Codpiece (C)

@DS7 (49) vs @myjohnson9 (3)

@ZackZed vs @VinceArch





"Dis gon be good"


Amanda Nunez

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Vs

Shevchenko
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Mmmmmh:)






Lawler
i

Vs

Cowboy
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Yolo
i

Vs

Whittaker
i


Romero vs whitaker
@HulkonViagra vs @mirellale


Overeem vs werdum


Mark hunt vs black beast
@myjohnson9 vs @Son Peyote #1 contender match

@SalvadorAllende vs @PlatinumAmerican





Fightpass Prelims





WELCHING:

* If you take a bet you must be able & willing to follow through. Contact @Jermei to have your name removed. You will be awarded the "I suck dicks for a living" avatar for 30 days minimum.
-------------------------------------------------------------Official welcher list
Names on this list are those who wouldn't or couldn't change their AV / Sig etc. so don't bet them.

NoBiasJustMMA (Welched AV against Jermei)
PrettyDamRandom (Welched tshirt against Pixelated, says he'll deliver but so far has not)
The Beast Within (AV welch against neverwas)
JollyRants (Sig welch against Platinum, and welched against @Son Peyote)
@The Natural Born Runner (kit welch against NRG
@Jermei didnt give out multiple kits for usfc 10


SHERBROS WILLING TO BET.
Choose your opponent here or I will for you:


DC
@SalvadorAllende
@FedorGOAT
@IDGETKTFO
@The Great Macsby
@Weuylf
@Karnage


Jones
@BC
@FlyingArmbarsAllDay
@Son Peyote
@AceCooch
@Übermacht

Nunes
@FlyingArmbarsAllDay
@TheRuthlessOne

shevchenko
@sonhow


Lawler
@FlyingArmbarsAllDay
@TheRuthlessOne
@Gabe
@AceCooch


Cowboy
@sonhow



Yolo
@FlyingArmbarsAllDay
@yoelmcgregor

Whitaker
@Gabe
@IDGETKTFO
@Weuylf
@The Great Macsby



Sherdog Members looking for a Bout:
(Post Count / Likes)

P = Pending
K = Kit
TSB = T-Shirt Bet


Sherbro Picks
SHERBROS WILLING TO BET.
Choose your opponent here or I will for you:

Sherdog Members looking for a Bout:
(Post Count / Likes)

P = Pending
K = Kit
TSB = T-Shirt Bet

Kit bet = sherdog kit- AV, sig, location and custom title

T shirt bet- winner picks out a shirt under $45 that the loser must buy and post a picture wearing that shirt. Face is not required. Shirt must have something to do with the winning fighter

Brand the chram bet- loser buys and takes a picture with a UFC hot dog brander. Again face pic is not required

Stfu or mute bet- loser can only post pics, meme's or gifs, no words until the bet is over

AV bet and sig bets are self explanatory

Feel free to come up with your own shit and call someone out

Sorry boys I got nothin​
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I got Shevchenko full kit
 
AceCooch said:
You shook as fuck. Ask Phantomlord what the fuck happened when he questioned my rank. I beat a top fucking ten and was willing to save the last card by fighting you on short notice and you backed out cause your pussy ass wasn't willing to shut the fuck up after I shattered that glass chin your sporting. Daniel Cormier could barely hold a towel above his waist he was so fucking drained from fighting that last no heart prick. Imagine what Jones, the greatest fighter to ever walk the earth, is going to do to that fat slobbering fuck when he isn't stoned out of his fucking mind. You can't even grasp it, you click your heels spitting fake call outs and counting your lucky charms the matchmakers let you runaway. Just like your hero Conor, your going to run when the pain comes, and this time when it does your not going to escape, riding that fat fuck DC to save you from my wrath. When Jones breaks a foot in his sweaty ass, I'll motherfuck your soul with the AV that I will plaster on your cunting head. And in the streets of sherdog the rivers will run red with Great Macsbys Blood and the little children will ask, "who birthed such chaos, such burning devastation onto our fields, papa" and the sky will open up and answer ACECOOCH.

@myjohnson9 fifty Gs mothafucka, and a Pulitzer prize let's go!
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That'll teach him!
 
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