Infinite sandwich money on zero pussy or far less money on guaranteed pussy.
The math doesn't lie.
You guys are not going to believe this but she bought my sandwich today.
Let me explain... I almost always get the same thing every time I go in. Everyone knows my sandwich order. So I walk by the counter and, honestly, she doesn't look as friendly today but I'm sort of used to this yo yo behavior at this point. Some days she looks so friendly and flirtatious but other days, like today, a little moody and stressed.
So she says "hey slothbroth, here's your ticket" and I tell her that I'm not getting a sandwich today. So I do some shopping and I get some bone broth and they heat it up for me and she hands me a sandwich saying that she's buying it for me today.
I say "nooooo... I can't let you buy my sandwich" and she insists and her coworker tells me that she is very stubborn and it's useless to argue with her. So I tell them that I'm going to start tipping and they laugh and say ok. So I get change at the register which is in a different part of the store and I bring $15 back and say "I'm just going to put this under this here" on the counter under the banana basket.
She says "no, you don't have to pay" and I say "this is the tip I'm leaving"
So I sit down in the other part of the store and drink my bone broth and I'm minding my own business and she walks by and says "see you slothbroth"
I know you are all going to not believe me but this really happened today.
I actually didn't feel good vibes from her today though. I didn't like her buying my sandwich like that. It reminded me of a few years ago when I was dating a lawyer and the last time I ever saw her we had dinner and she sneakily paid the bill while I was in the restroom and I felt like she got one over on me and that was the end of our dating after we had been talking for a few months and I had met her family who I could tell didn't really like me although they were polite.
But today was a good day still. I felt like I held frame with the deli girl and even if she doesn't date me, I will be alright and I won because I tipped her more than my sandwich cost.