Update on the sandwich deli girl

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Have you tried liking all of her Facebook pics one night ? They like waking up to that it’s pretty romantic

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

The world we live in now is far from natural regarding humans and our mating behaviour, females are developing far younger due to diet and mostly synthetic estrogens...... Males sperm counts are dropping probably also due to the same synthetic estrogens........

As a race, we are breeding later and later, it's definitely not how nature intended.

People are very self absorbed in the west and can only think about self gratitude.

Our only hope is that an Alpha males like TS, can breed with as many deli girls as he can......

What nature actually intended for you instead of posting on the Internets!!!!!!!

 

[William Huggins]

What nature actually intended for you instead of posting on the Internets!!!!!!!

He's going to teh catch teh super AIDS like that.

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

He's going to teh catch teh super AIDS like that.

Every participant in the battle got tested before the battle.

 

[snowbro]

Last job I had before my current, I got to talking to this girl. She made it clear enough she wasn't interested in anything romantic, and she was too young and I'd just gotten dumped anyway so I was ok with that. We were hanging out one day and she casually mentions she and another girl at work both have an OF. And then she fucking suggests that's I should "support" her OF account as a "friend"

And I wasn't even mad my guy I was just.... so fucking confused. Back in the day ugly gentlemen like myself just got friendzoned and maybe eventually she grows to like you or runs out of other options.

Now guys in my position don't even have that. It's I'll be platonic friends only but you can see my tits for $9.99 if you want. Like what the fuck.

I can't even imagine being a young dude trying to navigate this. It was hard for awkward dudes in my day but there wasn't this fucking legion of "losers" that have essentially just given up on women being interested in them. Hoes having more and more options is the worst thing to happen to ugly uncharismatic dudes in centuries.

 

[Nizam al-Mulk]

Hoes having more and more options is the worst thing to happen to ugly uncharismatic dudes in centuries.

They lacked that in 05 or 11?

 

[William Huggins]

Every participant in the battle got tested before the battle.

PrEP before all battles.....

 

[lowlife]

One day, you will bang the last 20 something year old you will ever bang for the rest of your life. I think mine happened last year.

 

[Kardashians]

All this pain you're feeling is your own fault.

If you had just asked her out the minute you started liking her, she could've rejected you and it wouldn't hurt so bad.

But you let yourself build her up in your head for months as the perfect girl, so now that you've been rejected it hurts way more.

But here's the thing. What hurts is being rejected by the perfect girl. Well that perfect girl only exists in your imagination.

You never got to know this girl well enough to know that she's perfect for you. You don't know about how she never flosses, how she constantly gets yeast infections, how she watches the dumbest shows, how she takes advice from her dumbest friends, and how she's ridiculously childish when she doesn't get her way.

And I realize you're trolling but other young dudes might read this and need the advice.

Damn bruh why is she so yeasty???