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Social Update on the sandwich deli girl

Fedorgasm said:
This is a great idea!

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
In the deli is where TS spends most of his days
Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool
Playing Pocket pool while he sits on that stool
When this cute little girl, she gave him a glance
Started making trouble in his underpants
He asked for one little date and her face got sad
She said "You're ugly and also old enough to be my dad"
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* Applauds*
 
Fedorgasm said:
This is a great idea!

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
In the deli is where TS spends most of his days
Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool
Playing Pocket pool while he sits on that stool
When this cute little girl, she gave him a glance
Started making trouble in his underpants
He asked for one little date and her face got sad
She said "You're ugly and also old enough to be my dad"
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I liked that a lot.....
 
Fedorgasm said:
This is a great idea!

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
In the deli is where TS spends most of his days
Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool
Playing Pocket pool while he sits on that stool
When this cute little girl, she gave him a glance
Started making trouble in his underpants
He asked for one little date and her face got sad
She said "You're ugly and also old enough to be my dad"
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Slothbroth said:
That's not true. There are people here with life experience who are certainly NOT saying that.

A lot of sherdoggers, myself included, love a good zinger. It's good for likes and chuckles. Admitting that I have a crush on my deli girl is just begging for sherbros to poke fun about how I am so crazily obsessed with her. It's all in good fun. I look forward to more ramblings from you.
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My friend, you really only have two options:
1) Live in a perpetual state of uncertainty and what could be (while minimizing the chance of outright rejection)
2) Ask and find out (even knowing that the outcome is probably not what you hope for).

I can understand why you may choose to prefer to be in the first state. It's comfortable and you don't have to worry about the fear of rejection (and losing your favorite sandwich place). The fantasy of being together could still be real.

But there is only one way to find out (if you are going to ignore all the people who are telling you not to do it in the first place).
 
Brampton_Boy said:
My friend, you really only have two options:
1) Live in a perpetual state of uncertainty and what could be (while minimizing the chance of outright rejection)
2) Ask and find out (even knowing that the outcome is probably not what you hope for).
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Option 1 is not really possible because he already asked her out and got rejected. So there is no uncertainty here for him to live in. There is only denial.

So his choices are really

1. Live in denial.
2. Ask her out again, to confirm she hasn't changed her mind.

At this point I'd just encourage him to go with number 2, since he's obviously not taking our advice about letting it go.

@Slothbroth I'm officially recommending that you become "that guy" that asks her out all the time. Just make a joke about it. Like "first you won't go out with me, and now you get my order wrong? It's like you enjoy breaking my heart!" You know that kind of thing.

Or ask her advice. "This lady at work asked me out. I'm not sure if I should say yes, what do you think?" And show her a picture. Then you can joke and say "hey don't get jealous, you had your chance. YOU rejected ME, remember? Did you think I was gonna wait around forever for you to change your mind?"
 
Fedorgasm said:
This is a great idea!

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
In the deli is where TS spends most of his days
Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool
Playing Pocket pool while he sits on that stool
When this cute little girl, she gave him a glance
Started making trouble in his underpants
He asked for one little date and her face got sad
She said "You're ugly and also old enough to be my dad"
Click to expand...
 
Brampton_Boy said:
My friend, you really only have two options:
1) Live in a perpetual state of uncertainty and what could be (while minimizing the chance of outright rejection)
2) Ask and find out (even knowing that the outcome is probably not what you hope for).

I can understand why you may choose to prefer to be in the first state. It's comfortable and you don't have to worry about the fear of rejection (and losing your favorite sandwich place). The fantasy of being together could still be real.

But there is only one way to find out (if you are going to ignore all the people who are telling you not to do it in the first place).
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Sorry I need cliffs, did you say cut his own penis off and give it to her in a pickle jar? Or was it testicles??
 
Brampton_Boy said:
My friend, you really only have two options:
1) Live in a perpetual state of uncertainty and what could be (while minimizing the chance of outright rejection)
2) Ask and find out (even knowing that the outcome is probably not what you hope for).

I can understand why you may choose to prefer to be in the first state. It's comfortable and you don't have to worry about the fear of rejection (and losing your favorite sandwich place). The fantasy of being together could still be real.

But there is only one way to find out (if you are going to ignore all the people who are telling you not to do it in the first place).
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Fedorgasm said:
Option 1 is not really possible because he already asked her out and got rejected. So there is no uncertainty here for him to live in. There is only denial.

So his choices are really

1. Live in denial.
2. Ask her out again, to confirm she hasn't changed her mind.

At this point I'd just encourage him to go with number 2, since he's obviously not taking our advice about letting it go.

@Slothbroth I'm officially recommending that you become "that guy" that asks her out all the time. Just make a joke about it. Like "first you won't go out with me, and now you get my order wrong? It's like you enjoy breaking my heart!" You know that kind of thing.

Or ask her advice. "This lady at work asked me out. I'm not sure if I should say yes, what do you think?" And show her a picture. Then you can joke and say "hey don't get jealous, you had your chance. YOU rejected ME, remember? Did you think I was gonna wait around forever for you to change your mind?"
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I went yesterday and she was busy with stuff outside of the deli. I thought she might have said a quick hi but I wasn't sure it was her because everyone says hi. I was pretty bummed for a few hours after that, thinking she had changed her mind from Sunday.



I saw her today and she checked my items at the register. She seemed happy and so beautiful. She seemed to be sending me positive energy with her beautiful smile as if she likes me but maybe I am misinterpreting the interaction. I thought she kind of blushed when she saw me like she may actually be starting to like me. I was quiet as I didn't want to overplay my hand and come across as desperate and cringey even though I think about her constantly.



I found out that the coworker who I was asking about his gym training and joking about him needing a bigger shirt if he keeps it up is actually her younger brother so I think this scored points with her because she gave me the long smile/stare on Sunday which was the next time I saw her after I had that interaction with him in front of her.



I'm not sure what to do at this point. It feels like she likes me. My in real life friend said don't ask again yet. Continue to let it build...

But I'm thinking about writing her a long heartfelt letter but @pugilistico said not to so I will maybe try some friendly questions like he suggested. It's difficult though because she's not always available for a conversation. It was a little busy today when she checked me out. My gut is leaning towards handing her a long letter but I don't want to ruin everything.
 
Slothbroth said:
She seemed to be sending me positive energy with her beautiful smile as if she likes me
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Can you please read this again and realize you might need to step back? If this isn't a troll thread, of course.

You interpreted her smile as being a beautiful smile just for you, when it's a normal smile she gives everyone, that's part of a customer service job, you're NICE and you SMILE at people. If she already turned you down, you need to stop, otherwise you're just going to make this poor girl uncomfortable to come into work.
 
At the end of the day, if a girl likes you, you won't have to ask an internet forum to help decode it, you'll just know. This girl sounds like she's too nice to tell you to leave her alone, so you're taking her interactions as somehow being into you.
 
My homie fengxian was telling me about this type of story but it's the zong zi girl instead of Deli.
 
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