Social Ultra Woke CIA Recruitment video makes the entire Internet laugh hysterically

You say they aren't looking for Spanish speakers but they have a recruitment video focusing on a Spanish speaking CIA agent.
Yes it's useful, but try reading again where I said it's not the language they would demand most, because last I checked most hostile powers or competitors don't speak spanish. Just...your reading ability.
You may think they don't need it, but that line of work you would think it was mandatory. Regardless if they have a desk job or not.
Yes, why would we not require the economist who never leaves Langley to have weapons and self defense training. Yup, you are an HR genius.
 
Yes it's useful, but try reading again where I said it's not the language they would demand most, because last I checked most hostile powers or competitors don't speak spanish. Just...your reading ability.

Yes, why would we not require the economist who never leaves Langley to have weapons and self defense training. Yup, you are an HR genius.
That depends if you consider the situation in Mexico to not be hostile and how long you think they will let that situation play out without eventual intervention. Most people think within 5-10 years USA will be much more involved. Could be sooner seeing how the border issues is increasing the overall risks and threats.

Because agents still have to leave Langley, they don't live in Langley. When they don't have protection from the people in Langley they should be able to protect themselves in some form. Military has the right mentality with their intelligence officers. They have them do physical training and weapons training as well. That's how it should be.
 
What's the time requirement?
It’s a rating scale. The whole physical fitness assessment is based on points. It’s the same for most federal 1811 series positions. Since she tested as a female she’d need 65 to 67.4 seconds to get 0 points (not even the worst score) and 49.9 or less seconds to get 10 points (the best score). Obviously you can score 2-9 in between those times. The one thing I’ve always loved about the feds is how strict they are. I’m currently in 3 hiring processes with 6 years being my longest. The government shutdown, Covid, and then my surgery has completely fucked me and set me back years so we’ll see what’s up around Christmas. Im just waiting it out while working for CPD but current events make me think my days doing patrol are numbered.
 
Again, most of your CIA employees will never work anywhere else than behind a desk stateside. A few more in embassies around the world, and a vanishingly small segment actually in the field.

Who said anything about soccer moms? Look at academics, do most of them seem super in shape. That's the kind of talent the CIA wants, linguists, economists, foreign policy analysts. Again, physical and mental abilities are not mutually exclusive but obviously most humans don't excel at both. The CIA needs far more of the latter category than the former. You have read way too many Tom Clancy novels, my friend.

And just to talk about how overblown your fear is. Let's go through the chain of events if I'm a hostile power and want to kidnap a CIA employee in the U.S.
1. OK, first I need to identify this employee
2. Then I need to actually find and track them in the U.S. without the FBI noticing
3. Then I need to send a couple dudes to the U.S. without anyone noticing.
4. Kidnap said employee, then...interrogate them? Get them out of the country?
5. After I do that, I need it to look like I didn't do that.
5b. Do I kill the dude?

Your scenario is comically unrealistic. Almost all those steps are impractical to the point of impossibility.

Pretty much every intelligence agency is the same. M16 intelligence officers go through basic training at Fort Monkton, which includes weapons, hand to hand combat and, "silent killing". One MI6 Officer who'd worked all over the world for twenty years said the only time he'd used his training was when a drunk attacked him on the tube in London.

The vast majority of intelligence agency employees work in offices. They never go into the field, much less face physical danger. If wet work is required, it is done by small groups of extremely specialised operators, usually ex or serving military: Special Activities Division, Kidon, the Increment etc.
 
Tbh it's probably a combination of psyops and legit recruiting practices. The CIA wants you to think they're retarded.
 
This new trailer for Sicario 3 is very strange.
 
Military has the right mentality with their intelligence officers. They have them do physical training and weapons training as well. That's how it should be.
Again, the vast majority of military intelligence is civilian, and most of the DIA have never served in the military. The DIA doesn't require physical training and weapons training. Jesus, you are dense.
Could be sooner seeing how the border issues is increasing the overall risks and threats.
CIA cannot operate domestically, so border issues and anything that close isn't their purview in practical terms.
Pretty much every intelligence agency is the same. M16 intelligence officers go through basic training at Fort Monkton, which includes weapons, hand to hand combat and, "silent killing". One MI6 Officer who'd worked all over the world for twenty years said the only time he'd used his training was when a drunk attacked him on the tube in London.

The vast majority of intelligence agency employees work in offices. They never go into the field, much less face physical danger. If wet work is required, it is done by small groups of extremely specialised operators, usually ex or serving military: Special Activities Division, Kidon, the Increment etc.
Yeah, the other guy seems to think it's necessary to make sure every analyst and office employee is fucking Jack Ryan lol. He wants the CIA to make an effort of training every domestic employee in self defense, it's batshit inefficient.
 
the perfect weapon to root out American's greats threat....white supremacy.
 
Again, the vast majority of military intelligence is civilian, and most of the DIA have never served in the military. The DIA doesn't require physical training and weapons training. Jesus, you are dense.

CIA cannot operate domestically, so border issues and anything that close isn't their purview in practical terms.

Yeah, the other guy seems to think it's necessary to make sure every analyst and office employee is fucking Jack Ryan lol. He wants the CIA to make an effort of training every domestic employee in self defense, it's batshit inefficient.
I'm not just talking about DIA, I'm talking about the intelligence officers in the military and saying I agree with that way of thinking more so than them not having any physical or weapons training. You have to have an understanding of combat to fully understand it. If not it's all theory and that's where the disconnect happens. You won't fully understand things and improperly analyze situations. That's like thinking the best coaches/trainers for fighting are the ones that never had any training or fights at all. What intelligence would they be able to offer in those situations then?

Border issues is increasing the threat from Mexico. CIA already is active in situations in Mexico, I'm saying people think within 5-10 years they will be involved even more as the structure of Mexico is losing more and more control to Cartels. Once they classify Cartels as terrorist that's when things will escalate.

I'm not saying every agent needs to be Jack Ryan, but all should have some kind of self defense or weapons training. It would only help everyone. At least handgun proficiency and training, that can be achieved sooner and requires less time for training.
 
I'm talking about the intelligence officers in the military and saying I agree with that way of thinking more so than them not having any physical or weapons training.
That level of military intelligence isn't what you think. They are largely removed from the policy process, especially in peacetime. The bulk of military intelligence is going to be the DIA.
You have to have an understanding of combat to fully understand it.
Most intelligence work, regardless of agency, has absolutely nothing to do with combat.
but all should have some kind of self defense or weapons training
Again, what a massive waste of fucking resources. Why would I teach a PHd economist that, it makes no sense. Offer it if they want, but mandating it is moronic. Thank god you are not in charge of an intelligence agency.
It would only help everyone
How does this help a translator translate better or an economist econ better? It doesn't, it's a waste.
 
That level of military intelligence isn't what you think. They are largely removed from the policy process, especially in peacetime. The bulk of military intelligence is going to be the DIA.

Most intelligence work, regardless of agency, has absolutely nothing to do with combat.

Again, what a massive waste of fucking resources. Why would I teach a PHd economist that, it makes no sense. Offer it if they want, but mandating it is moronic. Thank god you are not in charge of an intelligence agency.

How does this help a translator translate better or an economist econ better? It doesn't, it's a waste.
You think people working on intelligence for military shouldn't have any knowledge of combat and the military?

You think CIA dealing with conflict around the world dealing with terrorists shouldn't understand anything about combat?

Seems like you are the moron here buddy. You have to have an understanding of what you are fighting in order to properly fight it. It's chess buddy, got to know how to play the game and got to know the moves or you'll lose.

I'm glad you aren't in charge or it'll just be losses across the board.
 
You think people working on intelligence for military shouldn't have any knowledge of combat and the military?
Again, the DIA is overwhelmingly civilian and the majority have never served in the military.
You think CIA dealing with conflict around the world dealing with terrorists shouldn't understand anything about combat?
Again, most of what the CIA deals with has nothing to do with combat. There is a reason veterans are just 15 percent of their workforce.
It's chess buddy, got to know how to play the game and got to know the moves or you'll lose.
Ya bro, most of geopolitical chess is pretty goddamn boring and has nothing to do with combat.
I'm glad you aren't in charge or it'll just be losses across the board.
Is that why the actual CIA has little resemblance to your fever dream of an agency of Jack Ryans?
 
The CIA had all kinds of people doing all kinds of jobs. Most of them mundane office types of work. Sure most of it is classified, but the government classifies way too much shit.

Just a guess she works in one of these and is where she can do no harm, at least I hope so.

The video is stupid but it's geared towards recruiting office people. The kind that look over computer generated data by the mile.

All this does not make the video look any better and I hope whoever thought this was a good idea will now inhabit a desk is some shit hole for their work life.
Lol it is funny how many people in this thread act like every CIA employee has to be James Bond.

Most sit at a computer all day analyzing or projecting data or have some clerical position.
 
Tbh it's probably a combination of psyops and legit recruiting practices. The CIA wants you to think they're retarded.
hmmm, you might be onto something here but I would say the left are getting played like a fiddle in another way. It's a psyop to become untouchable from any criticism of most of the left if they think they're on their side, after all they're facing flack from "alt-right nazis" or whatever.

So you end up with lefties running defense for alphabet agencies, they also do it for Bush because he's a media darling which is hilarious. The programming is strong.
 
Again, the DIA is overwhelmingly civilian and the majority have never served in the military.

Again, most of what the CIA deals with has nothing to do with combat. There is a reason veterans are just 15 percent of their workforce.

Ya bro, most of geopolitical chess is pretty goddamn boring and has nothing to do with combat.

Is that why the actual CIA has little resemblance to your fever dream of an agency of Jack Ryans?
I'm not saying they have to be veterans but have an understanding of combat at least. You are basically game planning for situations that deal with military and combat situations. How well can you game plan or predict the moves they will make if you don't have a good understanding of that? Who would make better game plans in a fight in mma? Someone who understands fighting and the moves that his fighter and their opponents are doing, or someone that doesn't have any of that knowledge? What type of game plan would they make? Would they be able to properly know their game plan before hand based on their knowledge of their fighting style and abilities? Or will it be just a bunch of yelling like, "get up! Punch, kick! Do the same thing next round! Try to finish them! Head mOoVeMent!" Because that's what happens when the coach/trainer doesn't have that type of knowledge in mma. It's the same concept for everything.
 
I'm not saying they have to be veterans but have an understanding of combat at least. You are basically game planning for situations that deal with military and combat situations.
Most of intelligence work has zilch to do with combat or military scenarios. I'm not sure what part of this fact is unclear to you.
 
Most of intelligence work has zilch to do with combat or military scenarios. I'm not sure what part of this fact is unclear to you.
I'm not saying all of intelligence deals with combat, but if you are dealing with military planning and terrorists and things that deal with combat that knowledge is important as well. Can't properly assess risks and predict their moves if you don't understand why they might do things that way, or what they are trying to set up by doing things a certain way. If you don't have that knowledge base to understand military or combat strategy you will be reacting to everything instead, always going to be steps behind. How would you know how to asses the situation and how many troops is needed or what weapons, vehicles are needed? You would have to depend on others knowledge and the planning will be delayed and things would have to be explained and strategies may not be the best because of that lack of knowledge. To me all of the knowledge and skills is important, it's how you can properly game plan and assess things instead of being taken by surprise and reacting after the fact.
 
I'm not saying all of intelligence deals with combat, but if you are dealing with military planning and terrorists and things that deal with combat that knowledge is important as well.
Again, this is a small segment of what intelligence agencies do, most of their work is boring as shit (politics, econ, psychology of leaders, etc). If a job requires technical expertise...guess what, they'll hire a guy or gal with that expertise already.
 
CIA in movies: Scary professionals with 130 IQ and 0 shits given
CIA in reality: Mentally handicapped gender non-conforming people of colour™ fighting the patriarchy and overthrowing democratically-elected foreign governments, one panic attack at a time

LMAO, GOAT comment
 

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