Social Ultra Woke CIA Recruitment video makes the entire Internet laugh hysterically

[Rhood]

A gag-worthy CIA recruitment video, featuring an “intersectional” and “cisgender” Latina mom, has been panned by critics, who say it is “woke propaganda” gone too far.

The promotional video, posted on Twitter Wednesday, features a 36-year-old officer who ticked off a series of left-wing buzzwords before boasting that she can “wax eloquent on complex legal issues” while staying true to her Latina roots.

“I am a woman of color, I am a mom, I am a cisgender millennial who’s been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder,” she says, while dramatic string music plays in the background. “I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box-checking exercise.”
“I did not sneak into the CIA,” the agent, who says she has suffered from “impostor syndrome,” goes on.
“My employment was not and is not of a fluke or a slip through the cracks. … I am educated, qualified and competent.”

The two minute video was widely mocked on social media.

“China and Russia Love this,” snarked Donald Trump Jr.

“The CIA just released a recruitment video full of woke propaganda and America’s enemies are laughing their heads off,” conservative author and podcaster Dinesh D’Souza said.

“That our universities teach people to talk like this is a national embarrassment,” tweeted author J.D. Vance.

Meanwhile, another critic claimed he was repulsed.
“i literally almost threw up,” he wrote.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/03/cia-recruitment-video-slammed-as-woke-propaganda/

 

[Class 3 Steve]

How many pull-ups you think that broad can do?

 

[Swamp]

You know you're the good guys when even the CIA supports social justice!

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Now when the CIA waterboards people, they make sure to address them with their preferred gender pronouns. That's real progress!

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

We should all join the CIA. Could be fun.

 

[Ridgeback]

This is bullshit, we want bush. Pan down.

 

[Renard]

CIA in movies: Scary professionals with 130 IQ and 0 shits given
CIA in reality: Mentally handicapped gender non-conforming people of colour™ fighting the patriarchy and overthrowing democratically-elected foreign governments, one panic attack at a time

 

[Misfit23]

Why can't we just go back to the good Ole days when the CIA would overthrow democratically elected governments....

 

[SakurabasEar]

Be sure to try and "descalate" the russian spetsnaz operative trying to off you with a trench knife

 

[Graves The Elder]

sure, CIA

yikes

 

[Lord Coke]

I see why it took so long to find Bin Laden.

 

[Proud American]

The left wants the agencies to be full of WOKE zealots, who will be happy to illegally use their powers to attack their political adversaries in america.

it’s gonna get way way worse. That picture with open communist CIA director Brennan made me want to vomit.

 

[Graves The Elder]

nah, they've got the FBI for that.

 

[Officer Rick]

A gag-worthy CIA recruitment video, featuring an “intersectional” and “cisgender” Latina mom, has been panned by critics, who say it is “woke propaganda” gone too far.

The promotional video, posted on Twitter Wednesday, features a 36-year-old officer who ticked off a series of left-wing buzzwords before boasting that she can “wax eloquent on complex legal issues” while staying true to her Latina roots.

“I am a woman of color, I am a mom, I am a cisgender millennial who’s been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder,” she says, while dramatic string music plays in the background. “I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box-checking exercise.”
“I did not sneak into the CIA,” the agent, who says she has suffered from “impostor syndrome,” goes on.
“My employment was not and is not of a fluke or a slip through the cracks. … I am educated, qualified and competent.”

The two minute video was widely mocked on social media.

“China and Russia Love this,” snarked Donald Trump Jr.

“The CIA just released a recruitment video full of woke propaganda and America’s enemies are laughing their heads off,” conservative author and podcaster Dinesh D’Souza said.

“That our universities teach people to talk like this is a national embarrassment,” tweeted author J.D. Vance.

Meanwhile, another critic claimed he was repulsed.
“i literally almost threw up,” he wrote.

https://nypost.com/2021/05/03/cia-recruitment-video-slammed-as-woke-propaganda/

still better than this

 

[TUFNewb]

Maybe she can use her latina heritage to help the cia overthrow the government of Guatamala again or something. Installing right wing dictatorships is very woke.

 

[nostradumbass]

Thank God nobody at our spy agency is suffering from "imposter syndrome".

 

[Slick_36]

So the video is silly given what the CIA does and its history, but the reactions listed in the OP are way more cringe inducing.

 

[Scheme]

Can we just get rid of the CIA already? The amount of scandals they've had and lack of accountability should have had them completely abolished. Not to mention how treacherous the organization is.

For an "intelligence agency" they sure do a bunch of fucked up shit.

 

[National Acrobat]

The CIA is one of the worst things that has ever happened to America. If wokism is what actually brings it down, god bless it.

Of course it won't and this is just a video to get retards to think the CIA has gone soft and needs to get back to its roots of anti-democratic regime change operations, surveillance/torture programs and drug trafficking. As if it ever stopped doing any of that.

 

[Badger67]

"Here at the farm, you can go really undercover for your work as a cia operative. Especially if you are cis trans".