Media UFC Gillette Commercial

[rudy4pl]

Cute account name

 

[K-Bag]

Damn libtards fucked up shaving!

 

[sweetviolenturg]

Have you followed the reaction? Clearly many people do need those lessons.



Some of those things are so obvious you'd think they don't need to be pointed out, but then again, the fact they happen so often means its not obvious to everyone. And what do you mean 'probably' ? Its a fictional situation - she could have said something profound.

I know my position isn't a popular one, but that says less about my position and more about other people.

Spot on, man.

 

[Let's Dance]

Upcoming Gillette Venus Commercial:

*** CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC***

Camera is zoomed in on a sweaty face of a strong, determined women, clearly exercising hard, sweating profusely as her face bobs up and down into view. The camera slowly zooms out as it shows her doing vigorous pulls up, finally zooming out far enough that we see two men below her holding up her feet as she does her pulls ups.

Cue to next scene. A woman suddenly awakes & sits up abruptly, hair unkempt, makeup running down her face, clearly hung over from a heavy night of drinking. She looks over to the side to see this strange man sleeping next to her, her eyes widening in shock. She quickly checks her phone and sees worried messages from her husband, wondering where she is and saying the kids are missing her. Next scene shows the drunk man being dragged out of bed by the police and the woman draped in a towel, crying into her husband’s comforting shoulders.

Fade into an office where a hiring manager is eagerly listening to a smartly dressed and animated male job candidate, as the latter points to carefully-thought out charts and graphs and his many degrees. They shake hands and the candidate leaves as the next candidate, a messy looking and ditzy female, walks in blowing bubble gum, twirling her hair and nearly tripping over her 12 inch high heeled stripper shoes. A Later scene show the HR Manager pointing to a diversity quota graph and forcing the hiring manager to hire the women over the much more qualified man.

The next scene shows a group of young girls out drinking and having fun at a nightclub. All are dressed extremely provocatively and flirting with every man they run into. The next scene shows them saying goodbye to each other, and one of them stumbles drunk into a back alley and falls down drunk and passes out, right in front of an overflowing dumpster. Meanwhile, her friends that were escorted by men made it home safely thanks to their male guardians.

Next scene shows a ditzy blonde driving in her car, singing loudly to a song on her radio. She is constantly doing things like texting her friends about John’s butt and how tight it looked in his jeans, how their mutual friend Jennifer is such a fat slut, and talking about everyday things women constantly talk about like makeup, boys, and clothing. She only stops texting briefly to check her makeup in the mirror, slowly the scene shifts to a dad and his two young kids crossing the street, with a school bus in the background, and it dramatically shows the car driven by the careless ditzy woman closing in on them…..

Next scene is showing a woman sitting distraught on the edge of the bathtub, staring into the pregnancy test showing she is pregnant. Fast cuts to various faces of a dozen men she has slept with over the last month or so. She absent mindedly reaches over and lights her cigarette as she walks out to the living room to continue drinking her wine. For more dramatic effect, as she picks up her wine glass, behind it is revealed the framed photo of her soldier husband, implying he is deployed fighting for the country overseas.

Fade into next scene, showing a nicely dressed & Educated (but shorter than average with glasses on) boy nervously holding some flowers and going up to talk to a girl he likes. She and her girlfriends start laughing at the boy, making fun of his height and overall nerdy-ness. As the flowers drop to the ground, flash forward to her 10 years later, pregnant with 5 kids around her, smoking a cigarette, living in a messy trailer, sporting a black eye, as her tattooed up neo-Nazi (but tall and an “exciting bad boy she is definitely going to change”) boyfriend is shown yelling and roughing her up in front of their kids.

Finally, show a housewife berating her tired and overworked husband changing out of his work clothes on how he doesn’t help around the house, who then is shown mailing the check (in the pouring rain) for the monthly mortgage… zoom out from the envelope to show both of them standing in front of a Family Court Judge years later as he awards the house wife the entire house in the divorce, on top of alimony for life, child support, etc.

**CUE DRAMATIC MALE VOICE OVER : **

“Some women are good, but for the rest of them, is this REALLY the best a woman can be?”

<{monica}>

I just had a meeting at my work earlier this week where the men in the office (roughly 5% of the entire workforce) were graciously invited to a women only bi-monthly “Lean In” meeting.

This is a structured environment where females have a safe space to share their feelings and emotions in the goal of empowering each other to rise to the upper management ranks that have a unbalanced gender ratio (certainly not a result of more qualified or a greater # of male applicants /s).

We were shown the Gillette ad, along with footage of Terry Crews’ testimony to the Senate Judiciary committee, explaining how men need to check each other and such.

If the chick leading the discussion wasn’t a 6 foot tall hipster sex-pot in skin tight slacks, tousled hair and slutty-nerd spectacles, I might've been inclined to walk out of the meeting, or atleast voice a bit of apprehension towards the whole ordeal.

But instead I stood there silently nodding along, trying to hide the fact that all I could think about was the dynamics of a manlet like myself (5’8”) and her overgrown baby maker, entwined in a sweaty, animalistic ritual of keeping the human race alive.



#FreeRKelly

 

[car epic win]

 

[baba2008]

Fuck me. You're one of those back peddling passive aggressive fedora wearing m'lady white knights who feigns surprise and ignorance when real men confront him for his bullshit.

Gottcha.

Again - you don't know anything about me. Stop trying to emasculate me - its not working and you sound stupider with each attempt. I've tried having a civil discourse, but I think I need to speak a language you'll better understand. You're probably a kid, and I'm sure you've heard this before, and you clearly will hear it many times in the future - but you're a fucking moron. Anyway, enjoy living your life as an idiot

 

[shankmcgank]

Again - you don't know anything about me. Stop trying to emasculate me - its not working and you sound stupider with each attempt. I've tried having a civil discourse, but I think I need to speak a language you'll better understand. You're probably a kid, and I'm sure you've heard this before, and you clearly will hear it many times in the future - but you're a fucking moron. Anyway, enjoy living your life as an idiot

Says the virtue signaling, SJW, beta-cuck.

Here's a hint for you buddy: I don't need to be told that rape or bullying or sexual harassment is wrong, and if I did I sure as fuck wouldnt stop doing it because of a fucking razor commercial on TV. How many rapists stopped raping today because they saw the retarded commercial ? Exactly none. So it's just a company jumping ok board the "sexist, bigot, homophobe, transphobe" SJW, virtue signaling bandwagon, and it's an absolute embarrassment to their company. Gillette is all I have used for over 20 years, but I won't ever use their products again, I'll spend my money on a company that doesnt feel it's their job to tell men not to rape and pillage.

When they release a commercial telling women to stop making up false rape and abuse claims, maybe I'll consider buying their products again. But, of course that will never happen as it doesn't fit their libtard, virtue signaling, beta cuck agenda.

Gillette had an opportunity to make such a commercial way back in 2006, I wonder why they didnt.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_lacrosse_case

Also...

 

[Elcucringy]

That was actually pretty entertaining! All Dana clips are gold.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

Can't believe some liberal ass kissing beta male spent that much time making that pussy video.

 

[lostdog000]

 

[dittohead84]

Very funny

 

[TheToqueville]

Haha love the the blatant hypocrisy...

Recently I’ve seen feminists get offended by:

- white men

- people who identify with their birth gender (“Cis” )

- shaving their armpits

- someone using a wrong pronoun for your chosen gender, purposely or otherwise

- holding a woman equally as accountable as a man for having drunk (legally non-consensual) sex

- anyone even remotely pro-life or against late term (24 + months abortions). Suggesting a woman “man” up to her pregnancy mistake like a man is expected to is apparently a blasphemy to feminists. Suggesting adoption rather than abortion is a crime punishable by death.

- anything even remotely negative being said about anyone that is non-white, as that makes you racist

- anything even remotely negative being said about women in general, as that makes you sexist

- perceived wage gap despite the statistic that men dominate the 5 highest paid degrees while women chose the lowest 5 paying degrees, and that men are 9 times as likely as women to die on the job

-any behavioral biologists that suggest things like testosterone and estrogen may scientifically & naturally explain gender economical & social discrepancies between the sexes rather that blatant and systematic sexism that feminists always complain about.

- The rare case of a man not having to pay alimony and/or child support in divorce cases.

- every time a black person is killed by a white man, when it truth the vast majority (90%+) of black murders are caused by other blacks.

- getting rid of things like Diversity quotas and let jobs be filled by truly the most qualified, regardless of gender, race, or orientation

- “non-verbal” signs of withholding consent not being honored by men, because apparently saying “no” is too hard.

- even the faintest suggestion that rape allegations be give due process and investigation is so offensive to the feminist that is implies you are yourself a rapist.

Dont know if you realize this, but Feminists are the undisputed kings of perpetually being offended

Subtle racebaiting noted.

 

[greenstone]

Hahaha that's gold! Couple nice f bombs in there. Reminds me of the good ol days!

 

[jeremyemilio]

Gillette - ‘Hey men - we can be better people’
Whole bunch of men - ‘No we can’t - you’re giving us too much credit’

You tell him fellas - there’s no law that’s says you have to be an intelligent mature individual.

I honestly don't understand why so many people on the left have so much trouble understanding why so many people (men and women) find this ad to be insulting.

When Fox pulls this bullshit with Muslims, suggesting that they should be better people, and stop being terrorists... and that even if they aren't terrorists, then that's not enough because the good Muslims need to stand up more against the bad Muslims, the left has no problem recognizing the rhetoric as bullshit meant to smear a whole group of people for the actions of a few.

When Trump talks about the "bad people" coming over from Mexico, the left has no problem recognizing his rhetoric as bullshit meant to smear a whole group of people for the actions of a few.

Hell, if Gillette made the EXACT SAME AD, but targeted black men, and told them not to do crack and shoot people, and then condescendingly congratulated those few black men who didn't do such things, while still nudging them to maybe step it up a little at the next black dude AGM and get those other black dudes to stop it already, the left would have recognized that for the racist bullshit it would have been.

But take that EXACT PATTERN and then substitute any other group with white men and the left is genuinely (and I mean genuinely, not being intentionally obtuse, or trolling, but GENUINELY) baffled by the negative reaction.

If you (or anyone else around here for that matter) could explain what's going on here, I'd sure like to hear it.

 

[Evenflow80]

Again - you don't know anything about me. Stop trying to emasculate me - its not working and you sound stupider with each attempt. I've tried having a civil discourse, but I think I need to speak a language you'll better understand. You're probably a kid, and I'm sure you've heard this before, and you clearly will hear it many times in the future - but you're a fucking moron. Anyway, enjoy living your life as an idiot

Fucking hopless man. At least have the balls to stand by your (very wrong) convictions . Or did you cut off your balls using the Gillette razor to fight "toxic masculinity"

Here's the thing : I don't need to know you and don't even want to. Your first post defending this mentally ill leftist feminist fantasy tells me all I need to know about what kind of man you are.

Honestly men like you I wish one day youd end up in divorce court and lose everything simply because of biased divorce judges and not having a vagina . Maybe then you won't think women are so fucking perfect and amazing and men are the devil.

Take your own advice and grow up

 

[Evenflow80]

I honestly don't understand why so many people on the left have so much trouble understanding why so many people (men and women) find this ad to be insulting.

When Fox pulls this bullshit with Muslims, suggesting that they should be better people, and stop being terrorists... and that even if they aren't terrorists, then that's not enough because the good Muslims need to stand up more against the bad Muslims, the left has no problem recognizing the rhetoric as bullshit meant to smear a whole group of people for the actions of a few.

When Trump talks about the "bad people" coming over from Mexico, the left has no problem recognizing his rhetoric as bullshit meant to smear a whole group of people for the actions of a few.

Hell, if Gillette made the EXACT SAME AD, but targeted black men, and told them not to do crack and shoot people, and then condescendingly congratulated those few black men who didn't do such things, while still nudging them to maybe step it up a little at the next black dude AGM and get those other black dudes to stop it already, the left would have recognized that for the racist bullshit it would have been.

But take that EXACT PATTERN and then substitute any other group with white men and the left is genuinely (and I mean genuinely, not being intentionally obtuse, or trolling, but GENUINELY) baffled by the negative reaction.

If you (or anyone else around here for that matter) could explain what's going on here, I'd sure like to hear it.

What an amazing response . Seriously every little thing you said is spot on.

 

[EnsaladaLEGACY]

Hilarious

 

[dittohead84]

I honestly don't understand why so many people on the left have so much trouble understanding why so many people (men and women) find this ad to be insulting.

When Fox pulls this bullshit with Muslims, suggesting that they should be better people, and stop being terrorists... and that even if they aren't terrorists, then that's not enough because the good Muslims need to stand up more against the bad Muslims, the left has no problem recognizing the rhetoric as bullshit meant to smear a whole group of people for the actions of a few.

When Trump talks about the "bad people" coming over from Mexico, the left has no problem recognizing his rhetoric as bullshit meant to smear a whole group of people for the actions of a few.

Hell, if Gillette made the EXACT SAME AD, but targeted black men, and told them not to do crack and shoot people, and then condescendingly congratulated those few black men who didn't do such things, while still nudging them to maybe step it up a little at the next black dude AGM and get those other black dudes to stop it already, the left would have recognized that for the racist bullshit it would have been.

But take that EXACT PATTERN and then substitute any other group with white men and the left is genuinely (and I mean genuinely, not being intentionally obtuse, or trolling, but GENUINELY) baffled by the negative reaction.

If you (or anyone else around here for that matter) could explain what's going on here, I'd sure like to hear it.

I think they just have this auto assumption that straight and mostly white guys are fair game. When it comes down to Western Civilisation it's the white guys who have been in control so now they feel that things have to change, and they're being brazen as fuck about it. Attacking whatever area they can, like a blanket neutering process going on.

And then they have the audacity to try and silence or disregard our opinion on something like this fucking pukeworthy ad. Cheeky cunts

 

[Buckeye4Life]

Again - you don't know anything about me. Stop trying to emasculate me - its not working and you sound stupider with each attempt. I've tried having a civil discourse, but I think I need to speak a language you'll better understand. You're probably a kid, and I'm sure you've heard this before, and you clearly will hear it many times in the future - but you're a fucking moron. Anyway, enjoy living your life as an idiot

You sure are touchy about being emasculated.

 

[Buckeye4Life]

I think they just have this auto assumption that straight and mostly white guys are fair game. When it comes down to Western Civilisation it's the white guys who have been in control so now they feel that things have to change, and they're being brazen as fuck about it. Attacking whatever area they can, like a blanket neutering process going on.

And then they have the audacity to try and silence or disregard our opinion on something like this fucking pukeworthy ad. Cheeky cunts

agree, and love the av. I haven't seen that in forever...