Media UFC Gillette Commercial

How did he not include Conor throwing a dolly at a bus, lol. This would be a perfect way to delegitimize masculinity.
 
Gillette - ‘Hey men - we can be better people’
Whole bunch of men - ‘No we can’t - you’re giving us too much credit’

You tell him fellas - there’s no law that’s says you have to be an intelligent mature individual.
Maybe some people don’t need a monster company like P&G to give them moral lessons.
 
Wait what? Was that real? Couldn't be, Dana would never put himself out there too look bad and that did lol!

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Yeah, totally real. They are running it on every channel.
 
Original commercial is a feminist cuck liberal bullshit.

Trying to attack men's values like that.... fuck them!

Boycotting Gilette EVA!!!!
Way to be a stereotype. Men's values are bullying people and harassing women?
 
Gillette - ‘Hey men - we can be better people’
Whole bunch of men - ‘No we can’t - you’re giving us too much credit’

You tell him fellas - there’s no law that’s says you have to be an intelligent mature individual.

..some things in the video are asshole things, but some things, like boys wrestling at a BBQ, a man about to approach an attractive woman, and a man "mansplaining" after a woman probably spouted some stupid shit (whole room went silent), are good things the world needs more of.
 
Maybe some people don’t need a monster company like P&G to give them moral lessons.

Not to mention the hypocrisy, they do not care one bit, they charge women more for basically the same products. They are just pushing a full-blown libtard agenda and I'll never buy something with the Gillette brand ever again. Dollar Shave Club all the way baby.
 
Maybe some people don’t need a monster company like P&G to give them moral lessons.

Have you followed the reaction? Clearly many people do need those lessons.

..some things in the video are asshole things, but some things, like boys wrestling at a BBQ, a man about to approach an attractive woman, and a man "mansplaining" after a woman probably spouted some stupid shit (whole room went silent), are good things the world needs more of.

Some of those things are so obvious you'd think they don't need to be pointed out, but then again, the fact they happen so often means its not obvious to everyone. And what do you mean 'probably' ? Its a fictional situation - she could have said something profound.

I know my position isn't a popular one, but that says less about my position and more about other people.
 
LOL loving how triggered the inbred MAGA cucks are getting over this commercial.
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"HOW DARE THEY TELL US TO STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN DERPPP!"


Who needs their safe spaces now ?

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LOOOOOOL Keep the salt coming!

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Why is a shaving company telling people to not sexually assault women in their advert? There wasn't even any advertising of their product, just virtue signalling for the sake of it
 
Gillette - ‘Hey men - we can be better people’
Whole bunch of men - ‘No we can’t - you’re giving us too much credit’

You tell him fellas - there’s no law that’s says you have to be an intelligent mature individual.

I just love dumb asses limp-wristed male feminists like you. Think you'd be just as open minded of a female version of this ad?

Also is your chastity cage cutting off blood circulation to your ears or did you miss the catch line at the end saying "some" men don't act like the comically exaggerated stereotypes in that ad?
 
Gillette - ‘Hey men - we can be better people’
Whole bunch of men - ‘No we can’t - you’re giving us too much credit’

You tell him fellas - there’s no law that’s says you have to be an intelligent mature individual.

Oh ffs. This is absolutely the wrong way of sending the message and you're falling for it hook line and sinker. They could make an ad for you telling you to mail them their balls and you'd do it immediately to look like you're "intelligent and progressive". Don't fall for BS propaganda this easily.

The UFC parody was hilarious though, nice one OP.
 
Upcoming Gillette Venus Commercial:

*** CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC***

Camera is zoomed in on a sweaty face of a strong, determined women, clearly exercising hard, sweating profusely as her face bobs up and down into view. The camera slowly zooms out as it shows her doing vigorous pulls up, finally zooming out far enough that we see two men below her holding up her feet as she does her pulls ups.

Cue to next scene. A woman suddenly awakes & sits up abruptly, hair unkempt, makeup running down her face, clearly hung over from a heavy night of drinking. She looks over to the side to see this strange man sleeping next to her, her eyes widening in shock. She quickly checks her phone and sees worried messages from her husband, wondering where she is and saying the kids are missing her. Next scene shows the drunk man being dragged out of bed by the police and the woman draped in a towel, crying into her husband’s comforting shoulders.

Fade into an office where a hiring manager is eagerly listening to a smartly dressed and animated male job candidate, as the latter points to carefully-thought out charts and graphs and his many degrees. They shake hands and the candidate leaves as the next candidate, a messy looking and ditzy female, walks in blowing bubble gum, twirling her hair and nearly tripping over her 12 inch high heeled stripper shoes. A Later scene show the HR Manager pointing to a diversity quota graph and forcing the hiring manager to hire the women over the much more qualified man.

The next scene shows a group of young girls out drinking and having fun at a nightclub. All are dressed extremely provocatively and flirting with every man they run into. The next scene shows them saying goodbye to each other, and one of them stumbles drunk into a back alley and falls down drunk and passes out, right in front of an overflowing dumpster. Meanwhile, her friends that were escorted by men made it home safely thanks to their male guardians.

Next scene shows a ditzy blonde driving in her car, singing loudly to a song on her radio. She is constantly doing things like texting her friends about John’s butt and how tight it looked in his jeans, how their mutual friend Jennifer is such a fat slut, and talking about everyday things women constantly talk about like makeup, boys, and clothing. She only stops texting briefly to check her makeup in the mirror, slowly the scene shifts to a dad and his two young kids crossing the street, with a school bus in the background, and it dramatically shows the car driven by the careless ditzy woman closing in on them…..

Next scene is showing a woman sitting distraught on the edge of the bathtub, staring into the pregnancy test showing she is pregnant. Fast cuts to various faces of a dozen men she has slept with over the last month or so. She absent mindedly reaches over and lights her cigarette as she walks out to the living room to continue drinking her wine. For more dramatic effect, as she picks up her wine glass, behind it is revealed the framed photo of her soldier husband, implying he is deployed fighting for the country overseas.

Fade into next scene, showing a nicely dressed & Educated (but shorter than average with glasses on) boy nervously holding some flowers and going up to talk to a girl he likes. She and her girlfriends start laughing at the boy, making fun of his height and overall nerdy-ness. As the flowers drop to the ground, flash forward to her 10 years later, pregnant with 5 kids around her, smoking a cigarette, living in a messy trailer, sporting a black eye, as her tattooed up neo-Nazi (but tall and an “exciting bad boy she is definitely going to change”) boyfriend is shown yelling and roughing her up in front of their kids.

Finally, show a housewife berating her tired and overworked husband changing out of his work clothes on how he doesn’t help around the house, who then is shown mailing the check (in the pouring rain) for the monthly mortgage… zoom out from the envelope to show both of them standing in front of a Family Court Judge years later as he awards the house wife the entire house in the divorce, on top of alimony for life, child support, etc.

**CUE DRAMATIC MALE VOICE OVER : **

Some women are good, but for the rest of them, is this REALLY the best a woman can be?”
 
I was putting off joining Dollar Shave Club anyways.
That dumb ass commercial was a good reason to make the switch.

Why is a shaving company telling people to not sexually assault women in their advert? There wasn't even any advertising of their product, just virtue signalling for the sake of it
 
No but seriously how stupid does a company that make sure men’s shaving product be to make a commercial like this ?

Especially with how polarized our society currently is — what do you have to gain ?

You sell razors — stay had in your zone and sell your shit — whoever runs their advertising department needs to be fired ASAP
 
Any Sherbro that buys a Gillette product from now on will be banned for life

I've bought many before and will continue to do so. leaves my skins silky smooth and I am able to shave off my hair hair. unless you want the honor of doing it yourself I will stop using Gillette.
 
No but seriously how stupid does a company that make sure men’s shaving product be to make a commercial like this ?

Especially with how polarized our society currently is — what do you have to gain ?

You sell razors — stay had in your zone and sell your shit — whoever runs their advertising department needs to be fired ASAP

They are going after the lucrative hardcore hairy armpit feminists and low-testosterone soyboys that take a whole year just to grow a soul patch.
 
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