UFC Cliche's

[jeff7b9]

Same! Sounds like something whiny little shit-ass toddlers say

At first when Anik would say that ...
I hoped it would just fizzle out.

But he just keeps saying it.

Which makes me wonder if he has any real friends that would be honest with him and say "bro you gotta stop with that 1 more sleep shit, it's corny as fuck"

 

[Shaolin Alan]

It's in deep

That's what she said!!

 

[laleggenda27]

At first when Anik would say that ...
I hoped it would just fizzle out.

But he just keeps saying it.

Which makes me wonder if he has any real friends that would be honest with him and say "bro you gotta stop with that 1 more sleep shit, it's corny as fuck"

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The Anik cliché that most annoys me is when he says fighter X is a "credentialed [grappler/striker/etc.]." He says it all the time, and the person he's referring to is usually a mid-level fighter who literally has no "credentials" in what he's talking about.

 

[Bret 'The Hitman' Hart]

"He was the better fighter tonight"

No dude, he'll beat you 365 times a year, it's not even close

 

[MrBlackheart]

“Very close after 2 rounds”

“I’d hate to be the judges for this fight”

“Looks like this final round us going to determine the winner”

All that drama and then it’s 30-27, 30-27, 30-27 on the scorecards.

 

[Neck&Neck]

“Respects the (handz, power, grappling) of (insert fighter name)”

“The (Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Novak Djokovic) of MMA”

 

[Uber_Noober]

It takes a lot of energy to be a rock star

He’s strong like a chimpanzee.

 

[jeskola]

 

[jeskola]

Dana: "I hope he retires after that fight..." proceeds to book the guy at least 3 more times.

 

[Paladin]

Fighter C got robbed by the judges
Followed by..
should not have left it in the hands of the judges..


Joe, Anik, DC shouting “Whoaaaah” each time a hard blow lands

 

[Prazeres]

"I was just daring to be great"

"He looks huge for this division"

This one drives me mad once I noticed it, literally everybody is considered big for their weight class, even guys like Poirier or Oliveira who spend a good chunck of their career fighting at a lower weight.

 

[ejazahmednit]

Whenever fighters wall n stall "That's a gruelling aspect of fighting, the grind is brutal"
Plus all of the above others have mentioned

 

[Pierce 34]

Goldberg used to say "and we are under way"

And "JUST. LIKE. THAT"

 

[omawho402]

"I beat so and so 9 out of 10 times"

After a loss

 

[Prazeres]

"people don't realize how much these hurts"
about kness to the tight along the fence

 

[Kaiokenrye24]

Dana White saying the opposite of the truth
Dana White calling someone in their mid 30s kid
Dana White calling anyone who calls him out a scumbag
Dana White showing the judges decision on his face before it is read when the cash cow about to lose

Dana calling a dude in their 30'a kid is hilarious