UFC Cliche's

[Bowel-forged Stool]

“I get punched in the head for a living”

No, you get punched in the head for our entertainment, and by the way, this is an opportunity, not a career

 

[Sms_productions713]

I always hated “ Octagon Warrior”

And I remember Goldie always had to remind us every 10 mins “ do you know I train Muay Thai with Mark dellagrotti”

 

[HHJ]

“I get punched in the head for a living”

No, you get punched in the head for our entertainment, and by the way, this is an opportunity, not a career

It can be a living and not a career.

 

[ninja boot]

I really wish MMA would have adopted early 90's wrestling lingo where whenever a fighter took a body shot the commentary team would fire off a "ohhhhh a hard shot right to the breadbasket"

 

[arcadeperfect]

"You're trying to take food from my family"

"You're trying to stop me from feeding my family"

- Anthony Smith

You forgot:

You're attacking my family
On paper he's not that good

 

[arcadeperfect]

• PEOPLE FORGET MAN
• KEEP THAT SAME ENERGY

 

[arcadeperfect]

“I get punched in the head for a living”

No, you get punched in the head for our entertainment, and by the way, this is an opportunity, not a career

It should be punching someone in the head for a living. Anyone getting punched for a living is basically a powerslap competitor or a tomato can.

 

[Egészségére!]

- He never fought anyone like me

First person I remember hearing say this was Tim Sylvia in the lead up to the Fedor fight…

 

[World eater]

Food on the table is horrible.
I’ll show him there are levels to this! gives me a headache.
Let’s go! Makes me mute the sound instantly.

 

[Danespina]

No apostrophe necessary in the thread title

One cliche
Two cliches

Topic of interest for you: https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/once-you-become-a-grammar-nazi-you-lost-the-argument.4360059

 

[Ares Black]

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/once-you-become-a-grammar-nazi-you-lost-the-argument.4360059

 

[EnthusiastCultivator]

“His leg is already compromised” - Joe’s sick obsessions with leg kicks

 

[Neck&Neck]

DON’T BLINK
World Class
As Real As It Gets

 

[NicholasJBasile]

Anything along the lines of "he's too afraid to stand and trade" as if someone is less of a fighter for using all of the mixed martial arts available to them

 

[NicholasJBasile]

They then go on to take like 20 more of those and make it to decision lol

"Can't take too many of those!" (whenever any low kick lands)

 

[jeff7b9]

Meteoric rise

One more sleep (that annoys the shit out of me)

"built different"

"I had staph infection and I didn't sleep good because my dog kept barking at squirrels all night, they played the wrong walkout song and my exema is acting up because the hotel doesn't have the soap I like... but you know me, I don't make excuses."

Credit to God for this victory

(because what Jesus/Allah/ buddah, etc does on Saturday nights is to closely watch and manipulate the outcomes of cage fights. Not end hunger or facilitate world peace, nah, the invìsible man in the sky is playing rock em sock em robots with cage fighters and i beat the shit out of my opponent because my invisible man in the sky loves me more than your invisible man in the sky loves you and it was the will of the almighty for me to beat you unconscious tonight.)

Anyone, any place any time *

*but not someone lower ranked and not within 3 months of Ramadan in either direction and only if I am healthy and the opponent isn't going to wrestlefuck or wall n stall... also I'll fight anyone but you see what had happened was that it was my manager and my team that didn't accept that fight.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

One more sleep (that annoys the shit out of me)

Same! Sounds like something whiny little shit-ass toddlers say

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

It should be punching someone in the head for a living. Anyone getting punched for a living is basically a powerslap competitor or a tomato can.

In a perfect world we could have that and driveway snow in Vegas… but we’re making the most of the world we live in

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Same! Sounds like something whiny little shit-ass toddlers say

Where did “one more sleep” come from?

It obviously applies to me as I missed it

 

[TheNewGame]

"Go back to the drawing board"