UFC Cliche's

[Egalite]

Post your favourites:

- Once the cage door closes
- Food on the table/ feed family (or whatever Smith was saying to Walker)
- I want to thank Jesus Christ your lord and Saviour/ Allah
- He never fought anyone like me
- I'm better than him everywhere.
- Best camp/ shape ever
- I don't want to use this as an excuse but ....

 

[Ares Black]

No apostrophe necessary in the thread title

One cliche
Two cliches

 

[magpie878]

(fill in the blank) is a SAVAGE

(fill in the blank) just did (some action)... 'Yeah he did!"

 

[bobafett]

Pre fight: best camp I ever had etc, post fight: I broke my back, spinal

 

[Eater of Souls]

Under-rated ground game.

 

[ninja boot]

Just Bleed lol

 

[MisfitsBR]

- I would beat "X" if we fight (they will never fight)

 

[RockyLockridge]

No apostrophe necessary in the thread title

One cliche
Two cliches

What if the chiche owns the ufc?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

"Can't take too many of those!" (whenever any low kick lands)

 

[Streeter]

I would Leave Jesus out of this thats showing respect/appreciation to God. The others I agree.

 

[svmr_db]

- Food on the table/ feed family (or whatever Smith was saying to Walker)

"You're trying to take food from my family"

"You're trying to stop me from feeding my family"

- Anthony Smith

 

[YEET]

“Black and gold, befitting a champion” - Anik

“Need to get underhooks” - Cruz

Fighter says a 1000 words in a different language. Translator: I wanted to show my skills.

 

[Ares Black]

What if the chiche owns the ufc?

That would be Cliche's UFC

 

[b00tysweat]

Fighter says a 1000 words in a different language. Translator: I wanted to show my skills.

I have long suspected the Portuguese translator doesn't really speak that much Portugese

 

[Shaolin Alan]

"Can't take too many of those!" (whenever any low kick lands)

I came here to make a low kicks comment

Gonna switch it up with:
"Those shots to the body are really gonna pay off"
"Ya but they are using baby 4oz gloves"
"He looks huge for this division"

Bonus:
"First of all, I wanna thank magic sky daddy; without him none of this would be possible"

 

[milliniar]

It's in deep

 

[YEET]

It's in deep

No where close to a submission.

 

[Lycandroid]

Dana White saying the opposite of the truth
Dana White calling someone in their mid 30s kid
Dana White calling anyone who calls him out a scumbag
Dana White showing the judges decision on his face before it is read when the cash cow about to lose

 

[darcandkharg]

Black Fighter

 

[HHJ]

"Anyone got link to a stream?"
"I think my stream is 2 minutes behind"
"Oh fuck my stream is down"