International Trump: US control of Greenland is absolute nescessity

Well they do since Greenland has not voted on independence.
And voting on independence dont mean Greenland become a part of US.

So as it is right now, Denmark has a say and US cant buy Greenland.

So why he threatens Denmark I dont know.
smorgasbord sandwiches
 
Donald is already doing a fine job at pissing off his ally's. Just lol @ threatening a founding NATO country.

China wants Taiwan, Russia wants Ukraine, the USA wants Greenland.

All have a little something in a common eh.

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Donnie Sundowning hard, thinking he can buy Greenland, Canada and Panama or this is just a distraction so when Trump hooks up his Oligarch bosses, people will be too distracted by this B.S.
 
Like the 'Gulf of America' we need to rename Greenland too.

Whiteland?
Alaska 2.0?
USA Snow Land?

How about “Eagles Roost”. Give it like some cool symbolic Medieval, Game of Thrones style name. Our forward military base and missile defense system at the top of the world.

Then the title of its lord is the “provincial magistrate of Eagle’s Roost”
 
Jr has already left Greenland. I guess he could not find any coke in Greenland, and was like fuck it, I am out.
 
I would way rather see my tax dollars go to something like the purchase of Greenland much more than simply flushing it down a Eukranian toilet
 
We got real problems here at home, but can't wait until we buy the world. Take that immigrants.

I believe the phrase is, “you can smoke a cigarette, while pooling, at the same time as chewing gum and walking”.

Doesn’t get much more real than that
 
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