Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

i didn't say that, but I understand why you want to distract away from the actual point.

Either you think she's funny or you don't lmao.

There's no backing down now. You ready to out yourself as a Rosanne fan?

You know she's trash lmao
 
New black face for white supremacy





You know, I've told you this several times.

The "black face of white supremacy" was called that for saying that the descendants of slaves owners were owed reparations for the value of their slaves that had been freed.

So you keep making this same stupid joke not out of ignorance, but out of malice. You're a garbage human being.
 
You know what? He’s right. If you’re running for office you should be allowed to do sex crimes. At a minimum they should at least wait until after the election to charge you for it.



The Dems planted that person for me tho victimize!!
 


hey look, it's molestini cheetolini and that "people who annoy you" guy.

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Lol at Hinchliffe speaking at the rally.

Hey guys, the other side has Bruce Springsteen, Beyonce, and Taylor Swift.

they added ricky martin and bad bunny after trump's hate rally last night



Who can we counter with?
I’m guessing Brendan Schaub was too busy so they had to get the guy one peg lower in the Rogan tardosphere.

should have brought in roseanne and pizzagate psobiec so they can telll the crowd about a bunch of illegal haitian immigrants and satanic vampires chopping up cats, dogs, and babies in the basement of pizza shops and then drinking their blood.

i mean rationally you would figure that those nutbags were just trying to be funny with their best attempt at humor, until they stand there and tell everyone that they are being serious and not joking.
 
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Captain Brainspurs had 4 hours after this racist bullshit to say he doesn't echo the same views about Puerto Rico and watermelon carving before he took to the stage.

he's probably busy having dinner with nick fuentes. i'm sure he'll get around to it. right after he releases his health care plan and brings some of his evidence of election fraud to court.

hey you know if anything, the necarine narcissist has gotta be pissed that somebody else stole the spotlight from his hate rally. he always wants to be the center of attention and i think that might be one of the reasons why he chose some low key bum like jd vance to be his running mate because he knows that if he picked someone like MTG or whatever, he could go out and say or do some dumb shit but then they will go do something even more insane that would overshadow him and draw more media attention.
 
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he's probably busy having dinner with nick fuentes

i'm sure he'll get around to it. right after he releases his health care plan and brings some of his evidence of election fraud to court.
So right around the time the earth crashes into the sun then.
 
they added ricky martin and bad bunny after trump's hate rally last night





should have brought in roseanne and pizzagate psobiec so they can telll the crowd about a bunch of illegal haitian immigrants and satanic vampires chopping up cats, dogs, and babies in the basement of pizza shops and then drinking their blood.

i mean rationally you would figure that those nutbags were just trying to be funny with their best attempt at humor, until they stand there and tell everyone that they are being serious and not joking.
Hitler was also offended by jokes. Anyone offended by what Tony Hinchcliffe said is obviously a Nazi.
 
Hitler was also offended by jokes. Anyone offended by what Tony Hinchcliffe said is obviously a Nazi.


even rick scott and maria salazar? well, that wouldn't exactly surprise me. to be fair, none of the comics had great sets at nuremberg either.

well, jokes are supposed to be funny, so hey, did you know that puerto rico is a floating garbage dump?

ha ha, get it? that's the whole joke! isn't that just so funny? and i ain't racist, i make fun of everybody who's not white. and i got a black friend who's carving watermelons this halloween and who knows? maybe he'll even eat some fried chicken on the porch with our chinese friend.

and speaking of the chinese guy, before i start talking about his eyes, would you like to know what fancy name i like to call him? i'd tell you but i can't, as it's one of the few words on this forum that gets automatically censored with :eek::eek::eek:'s and even if i could, it would just be so funny that my agent might shitcan me like our funny friend tony hinchcliffe and i would be immediately banned from this forum by the dickhead mods who can't appreciate good humor.

and hey while you're here i was wondering, you wanna go halfers on a slave? matter of fact, i might even have a couple slaves on the market to sell myself. @idrankyourbeer's maid where you at bro? we're getting close to auction season here. stop tending my fields for a minute and come present yourself nicely to your prospective buyers.

oh boy, my jokes are so funny. my agent is going to call me up any minute now, they want me to tour the country. i'm gonna be the top thing trending on twitter on the night of a historic trump rally!
 
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even rick scott and maria salazar? well, that wouldn't exactly surprise me. to be fair, none of the comics had great sets at nuremberg either.

well, jokes are supposed to be funny, so hey, did you know that puerto rico is a floating garbage dump?

ha ha, get it? that's the whole joke! isn't that just so funny? and i ain't racist, i make fun of everybody who's not white. and i got a black friend who's carving watermelons this halloween and who knows? maybe he'll even eat some fried chicken on the porch with our chinese friend.

and speaking of the chinese guy, before i start talking about his eyes, would you like to know what fancy name i like to call him? i'd tell you but i can't, as it's one of the few words on this forum that gets automatically censored with :eek::eek::eek:'s and even if i could, it would just be so funny that my agent might shitcan me like our funny friend tony hinchcliffe and i would be immediately banned from this forum by the dickhead mods who can't appreciate good humor.

and hey while you're here i was wondering, you wanna go halfers on a slave? matter of fact, i might even have a couple slaves on the market to sell myself. @idrankyourbeer's maid where you at bro? we're getting close to auction season here. stop tending my fields for a minute and come present yourself nicely to your prospective buyers.

oh boy, my jokes are so funny. my agent is going to call me up any minute now, they want me to tour the country. i'm gonna be the top thing trending on twitter on the night of a historic trump rally!

Tony Hinchcliffe was talking about the major sanitary issue that has been plaguing Puerto Rico for a long time. Unfortunately the smooth brained idiot democrats are so fucking stupid they literally think everything is racist. Math is racist, being on time is racist, waking up early is racist. You name it, it's racist. Anyone with an IQ over 80 knows he wasn't talking about the people of Puerto Rico, but every democrat did.
 
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