even rick scott and maria salazar? well, that wouldn't exactly surprise me. to be fair, none of the comics had great sets at nuremberg either.
well, jokes are supposed to be funny, so hey, did you know that puerto rico is a floating garbage dump?
ha ha, get it? that's the whole joke! isn't that just so funny? and i ain't racist, i make fun of everybody who's not white. and i got a black friend who's carving watermelons this halloween and who knows? maybe he'll even eat some fried chicken on the porch with our chinese friend.
and speaking of the chinese guy, before i start talking about his eyes, would you like to know what fancy name i like to call him? i'd tell you but i can't, as it's one of the few words on this forum that gets automatically censored with



's and even if i could, it would just be so funny that my agent might shitcan me like our funny friend tony hinchcliffe and i would be immediately banned from this forum by the dickhead mods who can't appreciate good humor.
and hey while you're here i was wondering, you wanna go halfers on a slave? matter of fact, i might even have a couple slaves on the market to sell myself.
@idrankyourbeer's maid where you at bro? we're getting close to auction season here. stop tending my fields for a minute and come present yourself nicely to your prospective buyers.
oh boy, my jokes are so funny. my agent is going to call me up any minute now, they want me to tour the country. i'm gonna be the top thing trending on twitter on the night of a historic trump rally!