Crime Trump announces Trump Crypto

[44nutman]

One thing I do respect about Trump is his ability to milk his base. I thought they would be done being milked after countless rounds of NFT’s, a Bible, gold sneakers and various trinkets.
No wonder when dumb MAGA rubes tell me Trump sacrificed everything to be President, I fucking snort laugh.
I am trying to figure out what the next grift will be.

 

[Rob Battisti]

This is not good

 

[Helden]

Embarassing level of desperation

The dude is literally trying to do a pump and dump scam, and these chudlefucks want him to be president

 

[Jar of Flies]

He has such a good track record you can’t afford not to buy some.

 

[Rob Battisti]

This is not good

Looking at it — is he actually starting a chain? That’s not what the video says.

Probably headed for the dump

 

[Sakuraba'sEar]

I'm down to buy

This is exciting

 

[fingercuffs]

Embarassing level of desperation

The dude is literally trying to do a pump and dump scam, and these chudlefucks want him to be president

Yeah no shock seeing Ramasmarmy behind him during his "I won every poll" the other night.

And his moron minions will fall for it hook, line and sinker.

 

[filthybliss]

This is not good

Not the response that I was expecting from ya

 

[filthybliss]

I'm down to buy

This is exciting

did you attend trump university too?

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Can gifs get worn out? This one's about to

 

[Sakuraba'sEar]

did you attend trump university too?

Not yet, but I submitted an application

 

[HunterAcosta]

He has such a good track record you can’t afford not to buy some.

Believe me, it's the best crypto ever, not like that other bad, nasty crypto. You won't believe how good this crypto is and let me tell you, the borders are overrun by 30 million cat eaters and crooked Hilary will be locked up with Barack Hussein and when I beat Dementia Joe we will become third world no more.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Not the response that I was expecting from ya

99% of the crypto market is grifting bullshit.

 

[filthybliss]

Let @ColemanwastheGOAT and @CantCucktheTuck know when he drops an Only Fans…

 

[pinger]

The Grifter in Chief

 

[Joe]

Trump is so shamelessly crooked that his supporters are like it's too obvious to be crooked. No one is that crooked.

 

[Sano]

Jesus effing christ

 

[Brueskie]

I wonder if any Trump supporters out there ever stop and think to themselves: What the fuck is wrong with him? Hell, what the fuck is wrong with me? Ain't nothing okay about any of this.

 

[Striderxdj]

The blockchain, anybody ever heard about it? A lot of people talk about it but my uncle went to MIT so I know more about Crypto than anyone, believe me. We got so many blocks and so many chains your going to have crypto coming out of your eyeballs! We're going to use some of it and pay off the national debt, after we're done we'll still have a few blocks and chains to make America great again.

Buy 50 and I'll send you a piece of the Jacket I wore when I talked about people in Ohio eating dogs

 

[Fox by the Sea]

man, i don't know anything about crypto but i feel like this one may not be a good thing to invest in.