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International Trump and nuke testing 2: electric boogaloo

I wonder which garbage person in the admin came up with this hot idea, and who they know that will invariably be making a cut of the cost somehow

C'mon, it was Miller
 
Yea already this thread and discussion, but stay outraged.


Your breakdown based on a bloody MSN article? Fucking LOL.

You are assuming he is talking about setting off nukes rather than the delivery methods... apparently context isnt important to TDS sufferers :rolleyes:

"instructing the Pentagon to test the U.S. nuclear arsenal on an "equal basis" with other nuclear powers."

What do you think was meant by "equal basis with other nuclear powers" based in the context of Russia very publicly testing and bragging about nuclear capable missiles recently?

Are you aware of the Sentinal program? Yeah, probably not.

Is anyone else blowing up nuclear weapons currently? No. So what would "equal basis" mean if no-one else is setting off nukes currently? Don't let reality get in the way of your regularly scheduled Trump freakout though :rolleyes:

To reiterate my aforementioned point... den of retards.
 
I wonder what MAGA supporters would have said if Biden had done this?
The MAGA morons are so hilarious about that shit. Everything is a double standard.

They defend Donny Dipshit tearing down the East Wing of the Whitehouse... but my god, just imagine if Joe Biden did it?
 
Trump wants to resume live nuke tests because he thinks China and Russia are doing it.

- Nuclear tests are not conducted because the tests have been completed and all of the data needed has been obtained mathmatical models are easier, safer and better
-seems to think China and Russia are doing nuclear tests so they have to compete with them- they are not
- NK do nuclear tests because they are run by a rogue dictatorship with little experience in nuclear testing, that is why they need to test
- the USA testing will likely cause all other nuclear capable countries to start testing
- China and other lower yield nations will jump on this to bolster their understanding by testing
- Trump seems to be mixing up Russia's nuclear missile capable tests with actual nuclear missiles - he literally doesnt seem to know this


President Donald Trump has announced the US will start testing nuclear weapons in what could be a radical shift in his nation's policy.

"Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis," Trump wrote on his social media platform, Truth Social, as he was about to meet the Chinese president on Thursday.
What a fucking moron. This is the guy that just bombed a foreign nuclear program and is all over the news begging for a Nobel Peace prize.
 
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Your breakdown based on a bloody MSN article? Fucking LOL.

You are assuming he is talking about setting off nukes rather than the delivery methods... apparently context isnt important to TDS sufferers :rolleyes:

"instructing the Pentagon to test the U.S. nuclear arsenal on an "equal basis" with other nuclear powers."

What do you think was meant by "equal basis with other nuclear powers" based in the context of Russia very publicly testing and bragging about nuclear capable missiles recently?

Are you aware of the Sentinal program? Yeah, probably not.

Is anyone else blowing up nuclear weapons currently? No. So what would "equal basis" mean if no-one else is setting off nukes currently? Don't let reality get in the way of your regularly scheduled Trump freakout though :rolleyes:

To reiterate my aforementioned point... den of retards.

Something is definitely lost in reading comprehension here -- and that’s fine -- not everyone is built for humor or satire. The piece wasn’t about Trump, MSN -- or even fuckin' “delivery methods” -- It was crafted to poke at how humanity keeps repeating the same goddamn extinction-level stupidity rationale.

It was a warning about live testing returning -- unnecessary and irrational. You seem to think this was a direct critique of political maneuvering or nuclear strategy for some reason -- when its a literal red flag about human behavior and "potential" nuke testing. Also a plea to not go live -- ever again.

Having to clarify that my original piece was not targeting any individual (ya walked right into Trump-bait), media outlet -- or technical aspect (like fuckin' delivery systems -- nope never heard of those) -- shouldn't even need to be pointed out -- but here we are...

... cozy up in this "den of retards" -- no one said you don't fit right in. When someone calls ya “TDS” for opposing live testing/nuclear war -- maybe we have hit the point where the species deserves the next meteor anyways.

Yea already this thread and discussion, but stay outraged.

I willl, sir! I am heading back to the "Ministry of Human Absurdity" where I shall file proper paperwork to ensure our extinction proceeds on schedule!
 
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LOL at all the NON Americans crying in this thread. Don't be scared homies, we won't nuke you....hopefully...

It's just a little bit pointless. Even us Brits have enough nukes to completely devastate the US if we got into a nuclear war (obviously we'd also get devastated). How much more nukey do you need a nuke to be?
 
They were deeply concerned that Biden was going to start world war 3 and Russia would nuke us. I'm sure they at least equally concerned about this escalation in the nuclear order. Afterall, they never feign concern about serious issues for political reasons and they are always consistent.

ha yeah they really, really were deeply concerned, the Biden warmonger meme was very very genuine and not at all like confected point-scoring
 
I think it happened b3cause somebody didn't explain things well enough about the new Russian missile test and what he got from "Russians tested a new nuclear propelled missile" was "Russia tested a nuke" and fuck that ain't nobody doing nuke tests if we don't do em too.
 
Everybody: The world is getting too chaotic and so many nations are on the brink of war! We need to find a way to lower the temperature of the room.

Donald Trump:

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MoNica!!!!
 
This is very wise and good decision ...
U.S IMHO should do not only dummy warheads tests but also live nuclear tests..
Unfortunately yes.

Cos there isn't choice and will not be.

If other countries will do this..
Then maybe U.S might negotiate with U.K not to do this.
0 other countries.
And they will do live tests sooner or later, likes or no.
Question is just when.

So for U.S is advisable to do live test ASAP.
 
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