Top Ten Signs

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  1. Dedicado

    Dedicado Machetero

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    The top ten signs that you will be tapping soon are:

    10.) You think Silvio Behring is a Brazilian pop singer.
    9.) You think a toe hold is when you grab somebodies toe and twist them
    8.) The girls in the club can bench press more than you
    7.) The girls can bench press you
    6.) The brown belt from Brazil keeps smiling at you
    5.) The white-belts snicker at you to your face
    4.) Teacher is hesitant to let you roll anybody heavier than 75 lbs. " for your safety, my friend."
    3.) People ask your opponent if he wants pepper " to go with the mat-meat!"
    2.) Sensei/Teacher still ties your belt on for you before class.

    the #1 reason you will tap out tonight is:
    You are a fat, outta shape, schlub/neighbourhood tuff guy and you are challenging these " pyjama-wearing faries " to see if they can make you, the teacher accepts.
     
  2. Bmonk**

    Bmonk** Guest

    lol I'm praying that will never happen to me.
     
  3. phenomfan1529

    phenomfan1529 Brown Belt

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    9.) You think a toe hold is when you grab somebodies toe and twist them.

    Its not?!? lol
     
  4. nada

    nada White Belt

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    You know you'll be tapping or losing when your opponent's coach starts shouting instructions at you on what to do.

    This is the funniest/meanest stuff i've ever witnessed at tournaments.
     
  5. colinm

    colinm Brown Belt

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    when you have leg hairs in your mouth?
     
  6. LCDforMe

    LCDforMe Purple Belt

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    I hate it when you get hair in your mouth. I roll with this long shaggy hair fruit cake sometimes, and I always end up pulling hair off my teeth.
     
  7. colinm

    colinm Brown Belt

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    lolol, i keep thinking of rampage's "hairy-ass legs" comment
     
  8. phenomfan1529

    phenomfan1529 Brown Belt

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    is that where hes talking about heath herring?
     
  9. possenti

    possenti I knew all the rules-but the rules did not know me

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    Funny stuff.
     
  10. dutchmasterj3

    dutchmasterj3 Blue Belt

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    did you come up with these?
     
  11. Dedicado

    Dedicado Machetero

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    Ya, do you like them? I was thinking of doing it once a week, kinda like Letterman, wadda youse think?
     
  12. RNC

    RNC Yellow Belt

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    haha funnt stuff, keep em coming :D
     

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