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So fat people can't watch a triathlon either? Lol I rather be fat then stupid anyway.
Of course you can watch a triathlon. Just can't run one
So fat people can't watch a triathlon either? Lol I rather be fat then stupid anyway.
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Clerks 2
The raid 2 was a bit of a let down compared to the first one. Much more artistic with the story telling and still a solid film but the first was just berserk compared to it.Bloodsport
Enter the Dragon
The Raid
The Raid 2
Revenge of the Ninja is the greatest ninja movie of all time.Enter The Dragon
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Revenge of the Ninja
It's not a martial arts movie night without ninjas. FACT.
Good girls do.Girls dont like the typical good martial arts movies.
Good girls do.
Revenge of the Ninja is the greatest ninja movie of all time.
However, the first 10 minutes of Ninja 3: The domination, is fucking hilarious awesome. In the span of the first 10 minutes of the movie, the ninja assassinates a rich guy and his girl on a golf course after killing his 4-5 bodyguards(when a bodyguard pulls a piece on him, he blows a blowdart into the gun, causing it to explode) and when the rich guy tries to escape via golf cart, he run after it and lifts it one handed(The ninja is like 5'3) and blocks a golf club with his forearm and it wraps around his arm), runs from cops and gets shot 100 times.
While running from cops, instead of stealth running through trees, he runs on the road. Backflips on to a chasing cop car, impales one cop with his sword through the car roof, and punches claws through the drivers eyes. Takes out both motocycle cops chasing him, and goes Indiana Jones with a lasso to get off the car roof.
He then climbs a palm tree, gets into the chasing chopper. throws a ninja star from his boot into the pilot's temple, jumps into the water as the chopper explodes. Cops congregate around the lake looking for him, when one cop notices a small reed moving and goes "hmmm?" Travesty! The tube is actually the ninja's blowgun! Cop dies.
The ninja seconds later is fully dry running from dozens of cop cars chasing him. They surround him and begin shooting! He slumps. 4 cops converge on him and he does a sword tornado to take all 4 of them out. He then takes multiple knives and throwing stars out, killing many cops still shooting him. Fully surrounded by a circle of shooting cops, somehow none get hit in the crossfire!.
Once again, he gets up and kills another cop! But they continue to shoot him with shotguns, submachine guns and everything, until he has no choice but to use his trusty smoke bomb to escape.
Fucking LOL it was awesome when I was a kid.
It is unfortunately the one where he demonically possesses the 80's female aerobics instructorI've seen it and remember the cover of the VHS tape, but i barely remember the actual film. I'm going to have to watch it again. That guy was just doing ninja shit.
Choose the sword, bro...