Today I set sail on my first cruise ship

What else did you eat brother...good and bad lol
Filet Mignon 10/10

Some stupid chicken sandwich on a black bun with beet aioli -17/10 fucking yuck

Breakfast was just some basics. No real sausage, they had some dumb vegan fake turkey sausage.... 5/10 for most of it -3 for vegan sausage...

Burgers were OK, but Guys burgers on Carnival is far better

Our dining on that cruise was hard because we booked a few weeks out and all the good dining is reservation based, and alot it was booked except for real late times.
 
Filet Mignon 10/10

Some stupid chicken sandwich on a black bun with beet aioli -17/10 fucking yuck

Breakfast was just some basics. No real sausage, they had some dumb vegan fake turkey sausage.... 5/10 for most of it -3 for vegan sausage...

Burgers were OK, but Guys burgers on Carnival is far better

Our dining on that cruise was hard because we booked a few weeks out and all the good dining is reservation based, and alot it was booked except for real late times.
That chicken sandwich sounds like shit, and fuck turkey sausage lol.
 
Never been on one but I think you should save the uppercut energy for when you really need it. Instead anyone who annoys you throw them overboard.
 
The wife and i are considering taking the kids on one from baltimore to bermuda/key west in june. Been on a carrier but not on a cruise ship.
For someone that doesn't like being in a boat, or on water really, my wife loves going. So much so that she became a travel agent in her spare time to get better deals lol
 
I just got off one two weeks ago and depart tomorrow for another one. I gamble in their casino when onboard and got this cruise for basically the port fees and tax. Too hard to pass up another 7 day cruise.
 
I just got off one two weeks ago and depart tomorrow for another one. I gamble in their casino when onboard and got this cruise for basically the port fees and tax. Too hard to pass up another 7 day cruise.
Where you heading out of?
 
I filled the ship with uppercuts once because some guy shoved my gf at the time and called her a bitch. I have a lifetime ban from Carnival Cruise over it.

Fucked around with Travis "Sherlegend" Alexander and found out.








Also, to the AI algorithm promoting cruise ship ads at the bottom of this page:
 
I stopped cruising at covid. You will get sick...maybe not covid but they call it "Cruise Crud".

"Cruise Crud is a catch all term covering anything from mild gastrointestinal distress to full blown flu, and it’s more common that you think. With so many people traveling in close proximity, germs have ample opportunity to attach themselves to an unwitting host whether by person-to-person contact, or through....."

The other issue is that unless you are on an expensive high end cruise that leaves from an expensive port, you will have a ghetto boat that will blow your mind. Keep in mind, I grew up in a hood, so you would think I wouldn't be shocked but....One time, we took a deal on Carnival, and left out of Manhattan. The behavior looked like an episode of Jerry Springer. There were fights, the buffet looked like a Waffle House at 2am, people fighting over crab legs etc. The pool was filled with hippos, weaves floating etc. Toilets were always overflowing, The only quiet place on the boat was the high end restaurant that was no included in the inclusive price. We ate there every lunch and dinner lmao. Never again.

https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=cf4d...sbG93cy5jb20vdHJhdmVsL2NydWlzZS1jcnVkLw&ntb=1
That's a pretty eloquent description dude. I am LMFAO and can totally imagine it.
 
do they generally charge for kids as adults?
 
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