Media TITO QUOTE DATABASE

[THEfightsAREfixed]

heres to outliving all our kids

 

[Young Calf Kick]

put all the additions in the OP for more success brother @DougieJones I support this thread

 

[Tatra]

'swim like a butterfly, fly like a bee' - Tito Ortiz

 

[jeff7b9]

Seraldo Babalu is a truly under rated and under appreciated fighter.

- Former Strikeforce LHW champion
- victories over Shogun Rua and Chael Sonnen
- beat Trevor Prangley who was a solid fighter back in the early 2000s
(Beat Prangley, Shogun amd Jeremy Horn in one night. That's badass)
- beat Robbie Lawler at catch weight.

Guy was without a doubt one of the best light heavyweights of the night.

 

[ocfightfan]

Son, I know you enjoy your lobotomies, but maybe you should ease off of them for couple of weeks.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

I'm surprised there isn't yet, but I believe we should have a dedicated thread to keep track and up-to-date with all Tito's wonderful interviews, quotes, and general moments.

Classic, new, everything this man does should be catalogued and easy to view for both new fans and academic research

Are there any obscure Tito-isms we don't see posted or referenced much?

Contribute here my sherbrothers and shersisters!

One of the best ideas I have ever heard! Just wish I could like you for it.

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

 

[DougieJones]

put all the additions in the OP for more success brother @DougieJones I support this thread

Once I get some time and motivation I will compile entries into the first post... for Tito!

 

[bng]

 

[JohnMandick]

^ nice, but BJ Penn should up 2 levels.

 

[Jawth]

Can someone translate those grades he's talking about for us non-USA people, is a 1.79 super high? Kinda surprised he says he was doing really well at school, maybe he's more studious than I assumed.

1.79 would be like a d plus on average. C- (70%,) is a 2.

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

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remember this

 

[MMA Maine-iac]

Just remember Tito was banging prime Jenna Jameson when no one else could. Oh, wait.

 

[Fight Professor]

But he does train twice a week, sometimes three times a day 4 times a week for 4 days straight.

That would be too simple. For 3 days of the week, he trains 4 times a week; for 4 days a week he trains 3 times a week and for the remaining 2 days he trains 1 day a week.

 

[DiazSlap]

That would be too simple. For 3 days of the week, he trains 4 times a week; for 4 days a week he trains 3 times a week and for the remaining 2 days he trains 1 day a week.

We can agree to disagree here but there is no doubt Tito is one of the greatest LHWs of the night.

 

[DiazSlap]

Just remember Tito was banging prime Jenna Jameson when no one else could. Oh, wait.

People can hate on this but prime Jenna J was hot AF.

 

[DiazSlap]

Once I get some time and motivation I will compile entries into the first post... for Tito!

Let me tell you how you are feeling right now buddy.

 

[Lionheart7167]

Hearing him say "The only gas I hear is coming from Chael's ass.......and it's not his butt" will never get old.

With most of his Titoisms, I get what he was trying to say, he just screwed it up. But with that one, I don't even know.

It's pretty simple. He's getting that gas from those grapes. And they're smelling like violins. But not in his butt.
What don't you understand?!?!?!

 

[PaulieVegas27]

It's pretty simple. He's getting that gas from those grapes. And they're smelling like violins. But not in his butt.
What don't you understand?!?!?!

You're right. Sorry I was too busy trying to outlive my children 100%.

 

[ComeChooDaddy]

“Let me tell you how you’re feeling right now” - to the MMA GOAT