This is Australia.

If Its not about fosters and dingos eating babies. Then i dont care
 
1 thing I am 100% sure of is that Australian women shit all over American ones. I mean, were those even women on that youtube channel?
 
Australians seem nice.



brotally

full
 
I vaguely remember from the surfing movie North Shore, there's a song that goes "this is Australia".
 
i know this video might sell alot of non australians on australia and you may want to come here...

but please fuck off, we are full.

kthxbaii

True as, we love the world, but respect our mighty moat, cunts.

It's our way of saying 'call or text before you come over'.

1 thing I am 100% sure of is that Australian women shit all over American ones.

It's on pornhub brah
 
I vaguely remember from the surfing movie North Shore, there's a song that goes "this is Australia".

It's been a while since I've seen North shore, but I think the song was the one by Gangajang
 
I love the way Australian slag is used on the news and in their papers “a man was gravely injured after getting bashed on kings street Friday evening”. They refer to groups like hells angels and rock machine as “bikies”. Pretty soon their news presenters will saying “and now over to that cunt Helen with the weather”
 
I have told this before, but during college I worked in a Bar in NYC near NYU and a modeling agency. I should have gotten some sort of culture class credit. I dated and slept with women from all over the world. I watched interactions, behaviors etc. The idea that Americans own the loud and obnoxious moniker is laughable. The Brits and Aussies blow us away. As for the women, Aussie women are not the most feminine, but they are sexy and lots of fun in bed.
 
It’s full of animals who want to kill you and a bunch of convict cunts
 
One of the great things that came from Australia is Hillsong United
 
It's been a while since I've seen North shore, but I think the song was the one by Gangajang
iTunes has it, but it sounded like low energy subdued cover compared to what I remembered from the movie as high energy version.
 
iTunes has it, but it sounded like low energy subdued cover compared to what I remembered from the movie as high energy version.

Hmmm, you were talking North Shore, the old 1987 surf movie? (I imagine so if you are from Hawaii.) You might want to look that movie up on IMDB and scroll down to the soundtrack section. Maybe one of the other songs listed there is what you were thinking of. Or maybe someone did a cover of it? Apparently it's actually called 'Sounds of then'.

I did a search on North Shore Soundtrack, there is a compilation of clips on youtube you could go through
 
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I love the way Australian slag is used on the news and in their papers “a man was gravely injured after getting bashed on kings street Friday evening”. They refer to groups like hells angels and rock machine as “bikies”. Pretty soon their news presenters will saying “and now over to that cunt Helen with the weather”

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A few Americans have said to me it's funny how casually Aussies swear. I think he's right, Americans often emphasise a swear word and I think Aussies just roll them out.
 
I love the way Australian slag is used on the news and in their papers “a man was gravely injured after getting bashed on kings street Friday evening”. They refer to groups like hells angels and rock machine as “bikies”. Pretty soon their news presenters will saying “and now over to that cunt Helen with the weather

Nah, too many words. "...and now over to the weather cunt" would be better.
 
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