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Curling. Ridiculous sport, but my wife got me into it and now I'm hooked.
actually yeah.
Have a few drinks, and watch womens curling on TV, its kinda surreal.
1. It serves no purpose; it doesn't work as a proxy for any other athletic endeavor.
2. The slider woman position always messes up, and then its frantic energy expended to try to make their obvious mistake not look like a mistake.
3. The prettiest girls absolutely are the worst at it, but still somehow make it on the team.
4. They assume unnecessarily aesthetic positions when doing simple things.
Its like a metaphor for everything annoying about women, but also, they're sweeping like crazy.
Its crazy. I love it.