Things you do at work so you don't have to do it at home

Am I the only one who puts in 40 hours of honest work?

I mean it’s not perfect but I sure as shit don’t do what the OP does.
 
Organic Damage said:
I have never owned a printer or document shredder.
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I bought a cheap Black Friday Office Max cross cut shredder and several years later discovered it stopped working as if the wiring is severed.
 
GSP_37 said:
I bought a cheap Black Friday Office Max cross cut shredder and several years later discovered it stopped working as if the wiring is severed.
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lol you were just putting paper through it which came out wholly intact and then throwing it away without knowing?
 
Organic Damage said:
lol you were just putting paper through it which came out wholly intact and then throwing it away without knowing?
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It wasn't making any noise when trying to insert paper.

I worked with dumbshits who "shredded" in a non cross cut shredder and landscape documents were still easily showing confidential rows of info.
 
-Pay Bills online
-Amazon shopping
-Robot vac cleans the main floor of the house while I'm gone.
-Put laundry in the wash before leaving for work in the morning, dip home to put in the dryer during lunch.

The chain of grocery stores near me has a service where you can make a list that they'll box up for you and you just pick it up and pay, which eliminates an obnoxious part of everyday life: grocery shopping. That'll probably be the next modern convenience that I take advantage of while on the clock.
 
I have productivity standards to hit at work so I barely have enough time to eat my lunch and piss.
 
Take a dump. I don’t have time to do anything but work when I’m at work. And I still can’t get everything done even though I work straight through breaks often. Why? Our infrastructure team is retarded and always fucks up everything across our network. Then they don’t want to fix it. So I have to fix it for them.
 
Damien Karras said:
Am I the only one who puts in 40 hours of honest work?

I mean it’s not perfect but I sure as shit don’t do what the OP does.
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I do the same at my job as does my other co worker who works part time but we have a full timer who is f'n lazy and ends up causing units being worked on to come close to or past their deadline and I then come in to an angry client calling as to why its not finished and I gotta make up excuses. I wouldn't care so much if the kid was part time but he isn't
 
I shit and read the news, also check my personal emails and banking accounts

I've spent like an hour or two looking up lunch spots before I went out for lunch

Do research/make appointments on which escort I'm seeing after work
 
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I take care of financial stuff at work (pay bills, stock trades, etc). I just feel safer doing it on a super secure network.

I also setup appointments when I am at work. This isn't to dodge work more as these types of places are only open during core business hours.
 
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