Things that require an explanation

[HunterIII]

So let's hear things about you/a situation/someone you know/etc that are true but sound ridiculous or even unbelieviable without a proper explanation.

Mine is pretty tame - The pillow I currently use, I found about 4 years ago in a vacant house.

Explanation: I worked on foreclosed properties, hence the vacant house. I needed a new pillow and this was a nice tempurpedic type one. I also washed it before I used it.

Go.

UPDATE: Got a brand new tempurpedic pillow about a month ago. Old vacant house pillow is in the trash!

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

You sound poor.

 

[HunterIII]

You sound poor.

That's because I am.

 

[Sir Galahad]

The pillow could've been used by a serial killer to suffocate someone.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Someone please explain why I always seek out a pillow when GSP is fighting yet so many people adore him.

Yes. I went there.

Thanks for the segue, TS.

 

[georgekillian]

Jesus Christ you kept a strange pillow. That's fucked.

 

[tramendous]

i had an encounter with aliens.

and no im not fucking explaining. you'll just think im crazy anways!

 

[EJAXXX]

Can you imagine how many love stains hot that pillow...

 

[j123]

Sometimes I'm brushing teeth and toothpaste falls onto my pants, I wipe it down, and folks think I busted one out before me met

 

[minute bull]

This thread needs an explanation.

 

[odog]

Doctors have told me that there is a certain part of my anatomy which is significantly larger than the average male.

I'm not going to explain that because it sounds better if I dont.

 

[weed]

Doctors have told me that there is a certain part of my anatomy which is significantly larger than the average male.

I'm not going to explain that because it sounds better if I dont.

ogod

 

[Exi]

Doctors have told me that there is a certain part of my anatomy which is significantly larger than the average male.

I'm not going to explain that because it sounds better if I dont.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Yo BisexualMMA, why you wear yo pants like that?

I wear my pants like this for Eazy Access, baby.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Doctors have told me that there is a certain part of my anatomy which is significantly larger than the average male.

I'm not going to explain that because it sounds better if I dont.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Why did the fuckwit in the departure lounge decide to sit right across from me when there's a whole table vacant?

Oh and how much can a koala bear?

 

[HunterIII]

Jesus Christ you kept a strange pillow. That's fucked.

It got washed. Shit was nice.

 

[HunterIII]

i had an encounter with aliens.

and no im not fucking explaining. you'll just think im crazy anways!

C'mon man! That's what this thread is about!

 

[Bay Area]

That's because I am.

You sound poor.

 

[HunterIII]

Can you imagine how many love stains hot that pillow...

Probably got absorbed deep into it as well being that it's that tempuredic material. Fuck