So let's hear things about you/a situation/someone you know/etc that are true but sound ridiculous or even unbelieviable without a proper explanation. Mine is pretty tame - The pillow I currently use, I found about 4 years ago in a vacant house. Explanation: I worked on foreclosed properties, hence the vacant house. I needed a new pillow and this was a nice tempurpedic type one. I also washed it before I used it. Go. UPDATE: Got a brand new tempurpedic pillow about a month ago. Old vacant house pillow is in the trash!
Someone please explain why I always seek out a pillow when GSP is fighting yet so many people adore him. Yes. I went there. Thanks for the segue, TS.
Sometimes I'm brushing teeth and toothpaste falls onto my pants, I wipe it down, and folks think I busted one out before me met
Doctors have told me that there is a certain part of my anatomy which is significantly larger than the average male. I'm not going to explain that because it sounds better if I dont.
Why did the fuckwit in the departure lounge decide to sit right across from me when there's a whole table vacant? Oh and how much can a koala bear?