Things that require an explanation

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  1. HunterIII

    HunterIII Brown Belt

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    So let's hear things about you/a situation/someone you know/etc that are true but sound ridiculous or even unbelieviable without a proper explanation.

    Mine is pretty tame - The pillow I currently use, I found about 4 years ago in a vacant house.

    Explanation: I worked on foreclosed properties, hence the vacant house. I needed a new pillow and this was a nice tempurpedic type one. I also washed it before I used it.

    Go.

    UPDATE: Got a brand new tempurpedic pillow about a month ago. Old vacant house pillow is in the trash!
     
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  2. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Black Belt

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    You sound poor.
     
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  3. HunterIII

    HunterIII Brown Belt

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    That's because I am.
     
  4. Sir Galahad

    Sir Galahad Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    The pillow could've been used by a serial killer to suffocate someone.
     
  5. IndyCovaHart

    IndyCovaHart Gold Belt

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    Someone please explain why I always seek out a pillow when GSP is fighting yet so many people adore him.

    Yes. I went there.

    Thanks for the segue, TS.
     
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  6. georgekillian

    georgekillian Purple Belt

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    Jesus Christ you kept a strange pillow. That's fucked.
     
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    i had an encounter with aliens.

    and no im not fucking explaining. you'll just think im crazy anways!
     
  8. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    Can you imagine how many love stains hot that pillow...
     
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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Sometimes I'm brushing teeth and toothpaste falls onto my pants, I wipe it down, and folks think I busted one out before me met
     
  10. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    This thread needs an explanation.
     
  11. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Doctors have told me that there is a certain part of my anatomy which is significantly larger than the average male.

    I'm not going to explain that because it sounds better if I dont.
     
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    22k ベルセルク

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    ogod
     
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    Exi Dark Web Sys Adm/n Banned

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  14. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Yo BisexualMMA, why you wear yo pants like that?

    I wear my pants like this for Eazy Access, baby.
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Why did the fuckwit in the departure lounge decide to sit right across from me when there's a whole table vacant?

    Oh and how much can a koala bear?
     
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  17. HunterIII

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    It got washed. Shit was nice.
     
  18. HunterIII

    HunterIII Brown Belt

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    C'mon man! That's what this thread is about!
     
  19. Bay Area

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    You sound poor.
     
  20. HunterIII

    HunterIII Brown Belt

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    Probably got absorbed deep into it as well being that it's that tempuredic material. Fuck
     

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