There's random people on the street, myself included, that would beat TF out of some UFC fighters...

[JakePaulMMA]

I shoulder checked and bitched Logan Paul at the Fury-Wilder fight in the MGM and he did literally nothing and I'm a fucking nobody thats only about 2" taller than him.

If either of them were as confident in their combat abilities as random moronic casuals are in them, they wouldn't have to fight exhibition bouts and 60 year old men.

The story checks out. Logan is the "sister" of the 2 brothers, that's why he does fake fighting like CM Punk and Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey and Don Frye.

Jake Paul is an unstoppable force and an immovable object. Not all white people look alike, get your facts straight homie...

 

[Bubzeh]

One month without a UFC card does crazy things to the casuals in here.

 

[ricc505]

It's amazing to me people can't see the difference in MMA and street fighting. I have 0 mma and little training. Before I was successful in life I would fight anyone, anywhere. Now I have to much to lose.

In a street fight, even the most highly skilled fighter can get blindsided and knocked out. Will a MMA fighter fight through a steel toe work boot nut kick? Can he execute his BJJ against a man literally 3x his size?

A typical street fighter doesn't protect his hands, I can tell if you fought by looking at your hands. My hands are a mess from trying to end fights fast. I have been hit with bottles, bit, kicked, baseball batted and had guns pulled on me. I've been followed from bars.

No one dies in MMA, people die in real fights. I am NOT a better fighter then a trained professional and I have shit for cardio. But I have size, strength and my friends look like an offensive line for a pro football team. I also have friends who are pros and trained with the best. I'm not afraid of the little guys

 

[Ares Black]

99% of those on the streets have about 30 secs of cardio in them.
99% of those on the streets have never once encountered a person who can throw a kick.
99% of those on the streets dont know what underhooks are or even how to properly clinch.
99% of those on the streets would prob break their hand the first punch they threw as they dont know how to actually throw a punch


you are overestimating 99.9% of everyone you speak of.

Pretty much this

 

[Ares Black]

One month without a UFC card does crazy things to the casuals in here.

It is the weirdest time of the year on the karate forum.

 

[Ares Black]

My ten year old daughter is bigger than Mighty Mouse. Always find it hilarious that for the midget fans they’ve managed to find fighters they can cheer for and then brainwash them into thinking these guys could beat real normal men. I could literally put my hand on might mouse’s forehead and laugh as he would throw swinging punches into the air lol. Same really for a fighter 155 and below. Even the 170 guys i would probably knock out most once I got one punch on them.

Wait, do you honestly think you could beat up Mighty Mouse? For real?

 

[Ares Black]

Sherbro…. Mighty mouse is definitely faster, stronger and hits much harder than your daughter lol. And more importantly, has fighting technique that nobody in this thread have. He’d have you gasping for air after a kick to the belly.

He has to be trolling, right? Right??

Or maybe he has never trained a day in his life and is completely disconnected from reality.

 

[wwkirk]

It is the weirdest time of the year on the karate forum.

Didn’t UFC used to have Christmas or New Year’s cards?

 

[ocfightfan]

Well of course, you are a Sherdogger. 6'8", 340lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal. King Kong ain't got shit on you. If you get within thirty feet of your bitches they turn up pregnant.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Here's an update on Mr. Ice:

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[AstralPanda]

He has to be trolling, right? Right??

Or maybe he has never trained a day in his life and is completely disconnected from reality.

If people have never trained before, they don't really understand that someone half their size could turn them into a little girl without much effort.

In their defense, I suppose it would be a hard thing to really prove until they've actually seen it first hand.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Social - Update on the sandwich deli girl

Hey guys. I originally posted this thread "Do I have a chance with this girl?" https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/do-i-have-a-chance-with-this-girl.4337365/ I got good feedback and advice from you guys and so my strategy was to basically just be a polite, friendly customer to her and not try...

forums.sherdog.com

Strap yourself in, its a wild ride.

This is amazing and I'm only at the beginning of the original thread. Great work here:

She wants you to follow her home and surprise her by climbing in her window and hiding under the bed, when she hops into bed jump out and go boo, it’s obvious as night is dark

Sounds like she has a fetish where it turns her on to say no and it doesn’t stop you.

 

[Vil7]

I would get my ass kicked against 100% of the male fighters.

I would beat 100% of the female "fighters," however. You're not a real man if you say otherwise.

If you're an athletic man & you train you'd get shit on by deluded feminists & white knights for saying that but yeah I think you're probably correct saying that regarding females.

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Near Auburn Alabama.

Hook it up and send me details.

I'll show you what a naturally gifted fighter looks like.

But it'll be embarrassing for the "pro" that trains his ass off just to get worked by a nobody.

He see red when he gets angry, he just goes nuts, and when he comes out of the trance, nothing but bodies around him.

 

[C0NCH3TO]

He has to be trolling, right? Right??

Or maybe he has never trained a day in his life and is completely disconnected from reality.

I truly believe it’s the second one. A lot of sherbros are disconnected from reality.

 

[TriangleMonkey]

I will say, there is something to be said about natural fighting ability, untaught

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

It's amazing to me people can't see the difference in MMA and street fighting. I have 0 mma and little training. Before I was successful in life I would fight anyone, anywhere. Now I have to much to lose.

In a street fight, even the most highly skilled fighter can get blindsided and knocked out. Will a MMA fighter fight through a steel toe work boot nut kick? Can he execute his BJJ against a man literally 3x his size?

A typical street fighter doesn't protect his hands, I can tell if you fought by looking at your hands. My hands are a mess from trying to end fights fast. I have been hit with bottles, bit, kicked, baseball batted and had guns pulled on me. I've been followed from bars.

No one dies in MMA, people die in real fights. I am NOT a better fighter then a trained professional and I have shit for cardio. But I have size, strength and my friends look like an offensive line for a pro football team. I also have friends who are pros and trained with the best. I'm not afraid of the little guys

You should be lol. You don't have to follow rules in a street fight, but neither do they. I guarantee they know more ways to kill you than you do.

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

He has to be trolling, right? Right??

Or maybe he has never trained a day in his life and is completely disconnected from reality.

Forget mighty mouse, this doof couldn't even beat up Maycee Barber

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

If people have never trained before, they don't really understand that someone half their size could turn them into a little girl without much effort.

In their defense, I suppose it would be a hard thing to really prove until they've actually seen it first hand.

If you're a moron, I suppose.

 

[joy2day]

That's the great thing about the internet- it's this imaginary world where you can be anything you want to be.

Fuck yeah I can kick ass against UFC fighters- you can't prove I can't. Did I mention the Vatican is considering Sainting me?