Sloppy Joe's. Don't know why I posted this. I remember in my elementary school, once every two weeks we would get sloppy joe's, and it was the most putrid, unctuous, gelatinous, vile heap of brown mess I have ever encountered. Every day we would enter the cafeteria I would be so excited (because I was f'ing hungry...for the guys on the board who know my profile, you can guess why), and my entire freaking day was ruined when we filed through those doors and that compromised swath of assmeat vapor smacked me in the face. And worst of all, I caught shit for it. Because it was the most popular menu item at our school. This is an American tradition that needs to stop. I would rather be served sushi in a public cafeteria than sloppy joe. Just think about that name for a second: "sloppy joe." What else is sloppy? You got it, sloppy seconds. To conclude, sloppy joe's are that bacteria-infested, armpit-flavored item much like the girl you banged after your girlfriend stuffed you at prom; that skank you lie about to this very day. Sloppy Joe's is like the that trashy white slut in the back of the class even Puerto Rican sluts won't talk to. I hate them, and I think they should be on the FDA's chopping block instead of steroids.