The War Room Lounge 158: In Ben Shapiro's Bed, No One Can Hear You Scream

[Sketch]

I just want you to be honest with yourself.

 

[tonni]

I just want you to be honest with yourself.

You’re just playing the long game, pretending to be my friend and then humiliate me in the end. Don’t deny it!

 

[Sketch]

You’re just playing the long game, pretending to be my friend and then humiliate me in the end. Don’t deny it!

Not at all. But I wouldn't blame you for thinking that. Truth is I don't give a shit about this place, but I will always put those who deserve it in their place.

 

[HereticBD]

Fair enough, we’ll all just have to use our imagination. Seems kind of dickish to fuck with others about their appearance in that case, though.

I only fuck with the hypocrites. It's an opening that can't be ignored. I wouldn't be fucking with Fawlty, if he wasn't so fast to jump on others to attack their appearance. He seems to be operating on some delusional plane, where he thinks nobody has seen his mug because it got out in some "forbidden" way.

 

[Sketch]

Edit

 

[senri]

You’re just playing the long game, pretending to be my friend and then humiliate me in the end. Don’t deny it!

He wants you to be tight, a powerful being is rigid with pronounced poise to take on this world Mr. Tonni. You have to awaken, but the masses are telling you once again that you are not ready...

 

[skysolo]

 

[tonni]

He wants you to be tight, a powerful being is rigid with pronounced poise to take on this world Mr. Tonni. You have to awaken, but the masses are telling you once again that you are not ready...

Should I listen to them? How do,I awaken?

 

[deltapapha]

surprised no one has started Kenosha thread. I wanted to post this in it.

cop gets brick in head, KTFO

 

[Sketch]

surprised no one has started Kenosha thread. I wanted to post this in it.

cop gets brick in head, KTFO

Well, feds in again soon.

 

[HereticBD]

Should I listen to them? How do,I awaken?

Do you have a rubber band and four hamsters? It has to be four.

Get that sorted, and I'll tell you the next step.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

My enthusiasm for the evening has waned completely. I somehow lost the fucking phone number of a girl I met earlier today AND I was trying to duct tape the shaky pane of my window to make sure that shit doesn't blow off during the hurricane and I dropped the roll of duct tape from my window and a pack of drunk frat bros just grabbed the fucking duct tape and walked off.

That was good duct tape too.

 

[Fawlty]

Welp

LOL. The whole family is going to sit down and have a talk.

But it won't get Kellyanne off the Vicodin. RIP.

 

[HereticBD]

My enthusiasm for the evening has waned completely. I somehow lost the fucking phone number of a girl I met earlier today AND I was trying to duct tape the shaky pane of my window to make sure that shit doesn't blow off during the hurricane and I dropped the roll of duct tape from my window and a pack of drunk frat bros just grabbed the fucking duct tape and walked off.

That was good duct tape too.

I bet their windows will be prepared for the hurricane.

Seriously though, that Flex Seal tape that's being advertised is no joke. I'm thinking that it might actually be able to keep your shit together during a hurricane. It's crazy strong. It's ridiculously expensive for what you get, but you'll know that the money was worth it.

 

[Fawlty]

Let’s see your pic, sexy.

He knows it would end him.

 

[Fawlty]

You seem bitter about something, life not going so good these days, Adonis?

How about I just start a new "Who has the guts to post a photo of your girlfriend/wife" thread.
I'm sure you'd be the first to post a photo... since you're such a stud of a man, right?

I mean, whatever comes out of your keyboard here, you do have dwarfish characteristics. If you're cool with that, right on. Rock that dwarfism. Mini Me got a lot of decent-to-reasonable pussy. It's an attitude thing.

 

[ToxicShocker]

 

[Sketch]

I mean, whatever comes out of your keyboard here, you do have dwarfish characteristics. If you're cool with that, right on. Rock that dwarfism. Mini Me got a lot of decent-to-reasonable pussy. It's an attitude thing.

There we go, there's the knee. Was that hard?

 

[Anung Un Rama]

surprised no one has started Kenosha thread. I wanted to post this in it.

cop gets brick in head, KTFO

That’s tucked up.

 

[Fawlty]

I only fuck with the hypocrites. It's an opening that can't be ignored. I wouldn't be fucking with Fawlty, if he wasn't so fast to jump on others to attack their appearance. He seems to be operating on some delusional plane, where he thinks nobody has seen his mug because it got out in some "forbidden" way.

The problem is you're full of shit here. If you are worried about hypocrisy, and you don't post your private things publicly, then you should be against going after private stuff. But in fact, you like when other people's private stuff gets out. So, be whatever kind of ghoul you want, but the justification angle you're trying is garbage.