The War Room Lounge 158: In Ben Shapiro's Bed, No One Can Hear You Scream

[Andy Capp]

If I've learned anything from @Amerikuracana it's that the woman in her 20's wanted to fuck you.

Well yeah, because I'm a magnificent beast, but is that relevant? Are you saying her rather unattractive (though funny) outburst was a come on? Perhaps I should have asked her how old she is since I don't know her father.

 

[Wet Blanket]

Let's not forget pro wrestling

No, let's forget pro wrestling.

 

[Deleted member 539235]

Can we not have alien sex images posted in the lounge thanks?
Strategically placed tentacles just don't cut it I'm afraid.
This place is supposed to be SFW... in a normal job, with regular folk.

fucking timezones, i always miss the good stuff

 

[Andy Capp]

The “maybe even snorted” makes me think it’s a made up story.

Not that I give a shit what you think, but I am possessed of an undying curiosity about the world, so for what purpose would I so much as embellish?

I mean, I know the answer is because you pathologically project your insecurities in pretty much every post, but I'd love to hear how you rationalize this accusation.

 

[tonni]

It's aspirational rather than actual hypermasculinity in many cases. Reactionary politics caters to and attracts the emasculated. It caters to them with a promise of a return to a lost form of masculine glory that is both their birthright and was taken from them by an other. Either feminists, or jews, or femijews or jewifems or what have you. WPEMs.

Feminazis is my favorite. The nazis were very antifeminist.

 

[tonni]

The “maybe even snorted” makes me think it’s a made up story.

“Women don’t laugh at my jokes so it’s impossible for them to laugh at all.”

 

[Andy Capp]

It's aspirational rather than actual hypermasculinity in many cases. Reactionary politics caters to and attracts the emasculated. It caters to them with a promise of a return to a lost form of masculine glory that is both their birthright and was taken from them by an other. Either feminists, or jews, or femijews or jewifems or what have you. WPEMs.

“Women don’t laugh at my jokes so it’s impossible for them to laugh at all.”

Right, again it is just projecting.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Not that I give a shit what you think, but I am possessed of an undying curiosity about the world, so for what purpose would I so much as embellish?

I mean, I know the answer is because you pathologically project your insecurities in pretty much every post, but I'd love to hear how you rationalize this accusation.

It’s didn’t sound real.

Stop trying to write smarter than you are, as well. It sounds dumb. The smartest people in the world posting here wouldn’t do that, because it doesn’t sound smart.

“Although I have limited interest in creating a fruitless engagement with a known nincompoop such as yourself, I will placate your rival fantasy and give an assertion the responds somewhat directly to your query; I have experience in this world and its women, and this experience creates a realistic picture of what is an actual plausible scenario when attempted to be passed off casually as an anecdote, and in your specific instance, the snort or “chortle” as it is known would not be a realistic reaction to some average at best self-muttered humor.”

Really smart people don’t “chat” like that buddy.

 

[Prokofievian]

The “maybe even snorted” makes me think it’s a made up story.

Could be.

@Andy Capp were you with your dog, by any chance?

 

[Andy Capp]

It’s didn’t sound real.

Stop trying to write smarter than you are, as well. It sounds dumb. The smartest people in the world posting here wouldn’t do that, because it doesn’t sound smart.

“Although I have limited interest in creating a fruitless engagement with a known nincompoop such as yourself, I will placate your rival fantasy and give an assertion the responds somewhat directly to your query; I have experience in this world and its women, and this experience creates a realistic picture of what is an actual plausible scenario when attempted to be passed off casually as an anecdote, and in your specific instance, the snort or “chortle” as it is known would not be a realistic reaction to some average at best self-muttered humor.”

Really smart people don’t “chat” like that buddy.

LOL @ this assessment. I talk the way I talk. I don't care if you think I'm trying to sound one way or another. You wouldn't be the first dumbfuck on here to be triggered by the way I use the Queen's English, properly, that is.

Perhaps you're right though and I should re-word that post in your terms. Something like, "I'm smart and you're stupid, so there. I win."

 

[Amerikuracana]

LOL @ this assessment. I talk the way I talk. I don't care if you think I'm trying to sound one way or another. You wouldn't be the first dumbfuck on here to be triggered by the way I use the Queen's English, properly, that is.

Perhaps you're right though and I should re-word that post in your terms. Something like, "I'm smart and you're stupid, so there. I win."

The comma after “English” is wrong.

 

[Islam Imamate]

I mean....he isn't portrayed to be a shallow douche, which you would have to be to reject a woman you love, respect, and feel a deep connection to because she's merely above average rather than gorgeous. Also, I liked Gyllenhaal's portrayal a lot lot more than Holmes. And i think she's just a better actress in general.

Agreed about the voice though. It's the obvious sore thumb of the series.

Mostly agree with you but Maggie is average at best

what? Katie Holmes looks like shes on the spectrum and the type of girl to say "eww" when you ask for a BJ
Maggie has done some crazy movies and is down for anything

See even here, dolled up for a photo shoot, she looks...fine I guess. However she gets major bonus points if she is indeed that kinky. I'd take a girl who looks like her who is kinky as fuck over one hotter who is a prude.

 

[Andy Capp]

Could be.

@Andy Capp were you with your dog, by any chance?

Don't have one. But I presume I'm missing a reference and you don't care if I have a dog, so clue me in.

Apropos of nothing, it's funny to note the similarities in the users on here who have accused me of lying and of putting on airs with my way of speaking. And consider neither accusation is true, it's quite a number of people.

 

[Fawlty]

Stop trying to write smarter than you are, as well. It sounds dumb.
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I will placate your rival fantasy and give an assertion the responds somewhat directly to your query;

The self-awareness is off the charts. Legendary, even.

 

[Andy Capp]

The comma after “English” is wrong.

No, it's not wrong, though for readability properly would have been better set off by an em dash. The word properly in that sentence is a parenthetical and needs to be separated from English by something. In this case the comma is not incorrect but I admit it's not ideal. I think I can live with that.

Gird your loins and have another go. I'm sure if you keep at it you'll eventually score some kind of minor victory to make yourself feel better, something you can take back to wherever you normally skulk and tell your buddies about how you pwned me good.

 

[Prokofievian]

Don't have one. But I presume I'm missing a reference and you don't care if I have a dog, so clue me in.

According to @Amerikuracana some women say women like to fuck dogs.

 

[curryjunkie]

It’s didn’t sound real.

Stop trying to write smarter than you are, as well. It sounds dumb. The smartest people in the world posting here wouldn’t do that, because it doesn’t sound smart.

“Although I have limited interest in creating a fruitless engagement with a known nincompoop such as yourself, I will placate your rival fantasy and give an assertion the responds somewhat directly to your query; I have experience in this world and its women, and this experience creates a realistic picture of what is an actual plausible scenario when attempted to be passed off casually as an anecdote, and in your specific instance, the snort or “chortle” as it is known would not be a realistic reaction to some average at best self-muttered humor.”

Really smart people don’t “chat” like that buddy.

At last! Some genuine ridicule fodder to break up the Batman talk! Proceed.....

 

[Amerikuracana]

No, it's not wrong, though for readability properly would have been better set off by an em dash. The word properly in that sentence is a parenthetical and needs to be separated from English by something. In this case the comma is not incorrect but I admit it's not ideal. I think I can live with that.

Gird your loins and have another go. I'm sure if you keep at it you'll eventually score some kind of minor victory to make yourself feel better, something you can take back to wherever you normally skulk and tell your buddies about how you pwned me good.

I don’t skulk, and that’s why I’ll always own people like you everywhere I go.


EDIT: And your little story was a lie and I know it lol

 

[Fawlty]

At last! Some genuine ridicule fodder to break up the Batman talk! Proceed.....

I'd like a critique of The Batman's masculinity uploaded to Vocaroo, if anybody who is really great with women might be willing to do it.

And if we could pronounce it as "BAT-min," which as we have discovered is the classiest way to append "-man" to anything, that would be excellent.

 

[Gandhi]

Not bad but needs more rocket penguins.