The Pub - Belph's Battle with Anorexia

[belph]

Should I put it on my tinder profile?



Hey sweet cheeks. Missed you.

what did you do ?

 

[KnightTemplar]

Why are women always cold? I turn the air conditioning on at work and I get berated within minutes by all the bitches in the office.

I can only imagine it's because they died inside a long time ago and there is no warmth left to heat their frozen, bitter carcasses.

Because snakes are cold-blooded, bro.:icon_twis

 

[DrBdan]

reminds me of this...

 

[Kiwi Tricker]

what did you do ?

Apparently I went a little overboard in telling someone exactly what I thought in that "weak squatting" thread in the main.

 

[Kiwi Tricker]

Here's what got me dubbed:

My last girlfriend never weighed more than 50kg, and was squatting a shade over 90kg. This was going from never having squatted in her life, to learning basic technique and mechanics, fixing some imbalances and other issues, to doing a basic strength and conditioning template across a period of 6 months, involving squatting twice a week.

The CF Strength Standards are setting the bar incredibly low with those numbers.

By those numbers, a former client of mine went from ACL reconstruction surgery to being nearly "elite" within a period of 8 months at the age of 16.

If you can't squat more than 300# and come here to get reassurance that "no, it's okay, you're actually pretty strong, everyone else is just being unfair in some way" then you're barking up the wrong fucking tree. You're weak, regardless of which level of strength sports you compare yourself too. There's no way around that, regardless of the excuses you make. End of story.

Jesus Christ, take a participation medal and go play in the corner or something.


Also, babba, please learn the context of words. Distasteful is mildly unpleasing. What you're describing ranges from abhorrent to terrible to monstrous.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

The horror...

 

[KidAlchemy]

Here's what got me dubbed:

Did you edit away the friendly "fuck off" or did a mod do that? Because scandibros reply was also deleted and he got dubs just after that.

 

[Aleks Sytsevich]

That thread is fucked. Lol at the crossfit strength standards reference. Almost elite, bruhs.

 

[ThinkGreen]

Weighing 50kg and squatting 90kg is impressive. I think you found your calling.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Anyone have any good queues for activating the lats on the bench? Or is it not that big a deal? I always get tight before I bench, but I never think about my lats purposely.

 

[Dan O]

Trying to turn my thumbs into the bar is what helped me the most. I felt like my benching became more consistent after that.

 

[belph]

Trying to turn my thumbs into the bar is what helped me the most. I felt like my benching became more consistent after that.

Hey Dan, How do you clean ? Semi-serious question.

 

[belph]

Here's what got me dubbed:

Oh mah lawd. Good shit, bro.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Trying to turn my thumbs into the bar is what helped me the most. I felt like my benching became more consistent after that.

I feel like that might help. Going to try that tomorrow.

 

[Dan O]

Hey Dan, How do you clean ? Semi-serious question.

You're reppin out 120's at 90kg, you must be doing something quite right. Isn't your max around 140 now??

 

[belph]

You're reppin out 120's at 90kg, you must be doing something quite right. Isn't your max around 140 now??

Yeah, But my Powerclean max is around 140 too. Something about pulling under and receiving the clean is fucking with me. I can snatch about 120, I know I can get about 155 over my head but consistently cleaning over 130 or even just 130 is just so hit or miss.

 

[Dan O]

Yeah, But my Powerclean max is around 140 too. Something about pulling under and receiving the clean is fucking with me. I can snatch about 120, I know I can get about 155 over my head but consistently cleaning over 130 or even just 130 is just so hit or miss.

That's frustrating, for sure. Do you have a problem committing to the catch or in actually receiving the bar and recovering?

And I assume with your volume squatting you're well in excess with your FS of your clean, right? +20kg at least?

 

[belph]

That's frustrating, for sure. Do you have a problem committing to the catch or in actually receiving the bar and recovering?

And I assume with your volume squatting you're well in excess with your FS of your clean, right? +20kg at least?

I feel like it's a little bit of both. I don't think I commit and it leads to problems receiving.

Oh god yeah, 35 kg to be exact.

 

[Kiwi Tricker]

Did you edit away the friendly "fuck off" or did a mod do that? Because scandibros reply was also deleted and he got dubs just after that.

I didn't edit anything. What was his reply? I'd had a pretty hard day, and was not imprezz with 'is performance.

Weighing 50kg and squatting 90kg is impressive. I think you found your calling.

Helping hot girls get nicer asses is a pretty good calling. One of the few trainers at my gym who looked at things from a performance standpoint for most clients, and sensible programming with basic exercises and progression.

Oh mah lawd. Good shit, bro.

I didn't even think what I said was that bad compared to a lot of what's been said before and not received dubs.

 

[Dan O]

I feel like it's a little bit of both. I don't think I commit and it leads to problems receiving.

Oh god yeah, 35 kg to be exact.

Do you have a video of a miss?