The Pub - Belph's Battle with Anorexia

I guess I'd jump onto the online dating thing if I ever split up from my girlfriend (we've "officially" been together for 10 years tomorrow). I think I'd be pretty lost though, been out of "the game" for a long time, and was never that great at it in the first place.
 
Dan O said:
My most recent lady friend cited "you'll never make as much as me" in her lists of reasons for telling me to kick rocks.
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This is the issue. I'll need a chick who is more broke than I am. I'm not hot enough to be a trophy husband!

The problem with my dream is that it does not lead to financial success or probably even the ability to raise a family due to lack of funds - it's really selfish in many ways. As such I can't and won't be "the provider" that is a big part of being a desireable male. Consequently the really good females will be out of my league and I'll have to set my standards lower. I'm just being realistic about where I stand in the hierarchy of sexual value. I'll definitely be a deadbeat, just a happy deadbeat.
 
Don't beat yourself up, man. I'm not a good looking man, but I've had my share of womanly adventures.
 
Oh me too, but I'm not in the elite genetics area where some broad is gonna buy me a Ferrari and give me
 
Dirty Holt strikes again, and fucking lol @ the guy who wants to get in shape for his fight at work. Hoping for quality to prevail in the main is like defending the beaches of Normandy on D-Day these days.
 
MilkManUK said:
I guess I'd jump onto the online dating thing if I ever split up from my girlfriend (we've "officially" been together for 10 years tomorrow). I think I'd be pretty lost though, been out of "the game" for a long time, and was never that great at it in the first place.
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Congrats on the 10 year anniversary! My wife and I were similar, we got married about a month before our 11th anniversary. This September will be our 4th wedding anniversary but October will be our 15th anniversary since we started dating. Crazy.

And yeah if we broke up I'd be totally lost in the dating world. The idea of wading back into that pool is a scary one.
 
DrBdan said:
lol. The best part is that if the roles were reversed (i.e. you made more money) you would immediately be labelled sexist/misogynist.
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Very probably, yes sir. I'm not too butt-hurt about it. Mostly just took me by surprise.
And, I mean, she met me at my job... she knew I made nothing. Oh well. They only want me for my body anyways.

Obscure Terror said:
This is the issue. I'll need a chick who is more broke than I am. I'm not hot enough to be a trophy husband!

The problem with my dream is that it does not lead to financial success or probably even the ability to raise a family due to lack of funds - it's really selfish in many ways. As such I can't and won't be "the provider" that is a big part of being a desireable male. Consequently the really good females will be out of my league and I'll have to set my standards lower. I'm just being realistic about where I stand in the hierarchy of sexual value. I'll definitely be a deadbeat, just a happy deadbeat.
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Dude, right there with you. I'm real close to being a happy deadbeat.

golvmopp said:
Dirty Holt strikes again, and fucking lol @ the guy who wants to get in shape for his fight at work. Hoping for quality to prevail in the main is like defending the beaches of Normandy on D-Day these days.
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Man, it's never been ideal but the main has taken a beating lately. Definitely a shift in posting trends.
 
I'm sure Dirty Holt is a badass grappler but every now and again he seems way off base. He provides some golden information but I don't think his posting style helps, he comes across very confrontational.

All I'll say is my wrestling coach is a former European freestyle champion who I outweigh by 20 kilos. He doesn't beat me because I'm weaker, he beats me because he's a better wrestler than me. He can't snap me down or hold a grip on my wrist due to size, but if he wants to shoot on me he will, every time.
 
DrBdan said:
Congrats on the 10 year anniversary! My wife and I were similar, we got married about a month before our 11th anniversary. This September will be our 4th wedding anniversary but October will be our 15th anniversary since we started dating. Crazy.

And yeah if we broke up I'd be totally lost in the dating world. The idea of wading back into that pool is a scary one.
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Thanks Dr. I can't say marriage is on the horizon (if I can help it anyway) but I'm pretty content with how we are. Without sounding like I'm blowing my own trumpet, I do get hit on by girls from time to time, which is very flattering, but I'm sure if I were to become single that would not happen as much, or at all!
 
Obscure Terror said:
In the loosest term. Minimal profile, tick yes if you like the look, no if you don't. Might list their Facebook interests so you can see if you have in shit in common. For example we both liked the Pantera fan page on Facebook so it shows a common interest.

It's quite a unique model, because you can't even begin a conversation unless you both say yes to each other based on looks. Some people think that's shallow but I see it as honest.
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You can't judge a book by its cover... except for on Tinder.

I enjoy tindering. I usually never message first even when I match with someone, only message if I actually like the look, and see some shared interests or if their profile pictures tell me something about them that I like.

In terms of success? Been laid a few times, matched with a couple of girls who I saw for a month or so each, but nothing serious.
 
Kiwi Tricker said:
Gutted. In other news, happy 4th of July to all the 'murricans here:

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Fuck yeah!:icon_chee
 
DrBdan said:
Yeah it definitely appears to be the best Sci-Fi movie of the Summer, at least so far. Transformers looks like garbage and is getting some of the worst reviews of the series so far.



lol!

I think Cruise is a nut and I think Scientology is wack at best and dangerous at worst but Cruise does put out a lot of good movies.
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Cruise will have to find the cure for cancer before I forgive him for Reacher.:icon_evil
 
golvmopp said:
Dirty Holt strikes again, and fucking lol @ the guy who wants to get in shape for his fight at work. Hoping for quality to prevail in the main is like defending the beaches of Normandy on D-Day these days.
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Is that the guy who wants to train at work, but cant get too sweaty because he has to deal with customers? I read his OP and jumped straight out of his thread. :icon_lol:

Where Dirty Holt at?
 
Obscure Terror said:
I'm sure Dirty Holt is a badass grappler but every now and again he seems way off base. He provides some golden information but I don't think his posting style helps, he comes across very confrontational.

All I'll say is my wrestling coach is a former European freestyle champion who I outweigh by 20 kilos. He doesn't beat me because I'm weaker, he beats me because he's a better wrestler than me. He can't snap me down or hold a grip on my wrist due to size, but if he wants to shoot on me he will, every time.
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The Cratos is strong with Dirty Holt.:icon_lol:

And yeah, I get pwned by guys half my size at BJJ. I'm stronger than them but I do not have the skill to apply my strength yet.
 
Good news Americans. Myself and my fellow Englishmen took a short break from rolling wheels of cheese down hills today to cast a vote (postal votes came in from ex-pats such as Jaunty yesterday).

We have decided to extend your lease for a further year on the United States. We like what you've done with the place, and we still owe somewhat you for that inconvenient WW2 business.

As such enjoy your independence day.

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Happy 4th of July to all the United Statesians in here!

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Is that eggs with bacon, what are the black things? I want that

I've been putting peppers, onions, and cut green beans in my eggs this week. Its a lot better than I expected.
 
I've planned to make stuffed zucchini for the first time ever.
 
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