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The Ponies Thread (part 2)

"what I really mean is that I have about a snowball's chance in hell of winning this contest"

"I know I'm not winning but finishing in the top like 300 would be really cool just from a confidence standpoint"

What's with these shitty loser comments guys? Come on now. That type of talk guarantees you won't win. Actually you won't win, I agree with you guys there. But that's only because I'm winning it. You guys still have as good a chance as any to finish 2nd, though.

Haha, you're right Shark. Personally, I'd be more confident if I could play exotics in the contest since that seems to work out so much better for me from a betting standpoint. It would be cool if they just gave you $6 per race to spend as you like or something like that.

Anyway, I'll leave the shit talking to you two since I'm the one looking up right now....
 
Haha, you're right Shark. Personally, I'd be more confident if I could play exotics in the contest since that seems to work out so much better for me from a betting standpoint. It would be cool if they just gave you $6 per race to spend as you like or something like that.

Anyway, I'll leave the shit talking to you two since I'm the one looking up right now....

Agreed, T. Almost every other handicapping tournament I'm aware of allows a person a set bankroll to begin with and it's up to the player how he wants to wager with it (straight bets or exotics). You get eliminated only when you go broke, but you generally get the freedom how, or even if you want to bet a race before that. I know of a couple of W/P tournaments, but those are a rarity as far as I know.
 
The hell you will.
I'll have you know I am a Horse Whisperer, I speak fluent Equine, one of the hardest animal languages to learn but I've mastered it. I talked to Creator on the phone [couldn't text b/c of the whole hooves thing. Don't get him started on it he'll Nayyy your ear off about it]. Anyway he's been giving me some tips, the horse racing scene is a small one, all these fillies and whatever the name for adult males is, they get around at the barns and such. Drink little bit too much, give away some secrets. Creator's telling me a lot of stuff. You gotta watch out, you know Creator is always coming from behind to make a big run.

That goes for you too T. Time to get mean.
 
I'll have you know I am a Horse Whisperer, I speak fluent Equine, one of the hardest animal languages to learn but I've mastered it. I talked to Creator on the phone [couldn't text b/c of the whole hooves thing. Don't get him started on it he'll Nayyy your ear off about it]. Anyway he's been giving me some tips, the horse racing scene is a small one, all these fillies and whatever the name for adult males is, they get around at the barns and such. Drink little bit too much, give away some secrets. Creator's telling me a lot of stuff. You gotta watch out, you know Creator is always coming from behind to make a big run.

That goes for you too T. Time to get mean.

Haha. Yeah, you and Dr :eek::eek::eek:er would have gotten along just fine, Blunt. He was also known to get mean in his day as well by, amongst other things, attempting take bites out of competitors out there on the track if they had the nerve to challenge him.
 
Gonna make a small $1 superfecta play for race 9 at Parx I do believe by going;

6,10 / 4,6,10 / 4,5,6,8,10 / 4,5,6,8,10

I could be including the #1 horse in there underneath as well for 3rd and 4th, but he's a lot shorter odds than the #5 and #8, and I have them rated very similar (all three with a point).

Edit; Ah hell I'll play a $1 trifecta as well and include the #1 too even though it may not be worth it;

6,10 / 4,6,10 / 1,4,5,6,8,10
 
Meh, not even close. The #10 won, and the #4 finished 4th, but not of the others I was using factored.
 
Playing the #1 horse here to W/P at Zia Park of all places.
 
Thank you, sir. That helped a lot, they have a lot of names, haha. I should've known colt and stallion, tho, those are popular names.

Keep up with the shit talking you've been doing and I'm thinking either T or I will turn you into one of those terms. You can figure it out I'm sure.
 
Keep up with the shit talking you've been doing and I'm thinking either T or I will turn you into one of those terms. You can figure it out I'm sure.
Not the gelding........
 
It's done already, Blunt. Haha. Gave me a shot late, but missed in the end and didn't cash.
oops I thought I had time, guess I have money on the 1 for the 8 race then. Looking like around 12-1. That would be niiice.
 
oops I thought I had time, guess I have money on the 1 for the 8 race then. Looking like around 12-1. That would be niiice.

Yeah, sorry about. There are times when I post plays at the last minute like that. I'm playing along at the minimum with this #1 in this next race, though. Don't know what the horse's name is or what his PP's look like. But I'm in. Haha.
 
Yeah, sorry about. There are times when I post plays at the last minute like that. I'm playing along at the minimum with this #1 in this next race, though. Don't know what the horse's name is or what his PP's look like. But I'm in. Haha.
wheredoesthemoneygo the name is.

Don't worry sometimes when I fuck up it turns out alright. Maybe we got a shot here...
 
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