The Ponies Thread (part 2)

[Sharkey]

Btw I went with 2 b/c you guys are trying to cut my balls off.

Haha. Shit, I just noticed that's a harness race and you're on a 25/1 shot. Look at this guy.

 

[Sharkey]

If this shit happens again I'm gonna cut my own balls off....

I'm in for $1 across the board.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

I blind bet a harness race. Could I be more of a degenerate? Haha, only small, Heater's done.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

I kinda want to do this one more time. Blind bet style. But you do it this time if you're down for it @Sharkey I'm in the black no matter what.

 

[Sharkey]

I kinda want to do this one more time. Blind bet style. But you do it this time if you're down for it @Sharkey I'm in the black no matter what.

Race 2 at Woodbine - #1, #3, #6 trifecta box for $0.20. #3 to win for $2.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Race 2 at Woodbine - #1, #3, #6 trifecta box for $0.20. #3 to win for $2.

Just got it in. Trifecta love it. Let's gamble baby!

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Wow we almost hit that tri. This is fun as hell man.

Btw everything about harness racing looks ridiculous. The horses look like if they shit during the race it's gonna end up in the poor bastard's face!

 

[Sharkey]

That was actually pretty close. We got a 1st and 3rd, and for most of the race our 3 horses were all in the top 3. Too bad the #6 faded late.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

6 horse at Moutaineer 3 across the board. If nothing hits I'll stop but this shit is fun!

 

[Sharkey]

Wow we almost hit that tri. This is fun as hell man.

Btw everything about harness racing looks ridiculous. The horses look like if they shit during the race it's gonna end up in the poor bastard's face!

You wanna try one more? I don't like harness racing much at all just because I don't know how anybody can ever make a pass during a race because of the wheel width. But I have one more in me before I should get some dinner.

 

[Sharkey]

Straight #3 over #4 exacta in race 3 at Woodbine. I'm cheating by not doing this one blind, though. Using PP's and figuring out who's going to be on the lead, who'll be running 2nd during the race, and assuming that no passing is gonna be happening because harness racing sucks.

 

[Sharkey]

I hate to say it, but I think Woodbine has hooked me for the night. This harness racing stuff can't be all that difficult.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Meh last place fitting for this winning formula Hopefully you came away with some extra cash and a good time, Shark. That was some fun stuff, my friend.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Straight #3 over #4 exacta in race 3 at Woodbine. I'm cheating by not doing this one blind, though. Using PP's and figuring out who's going to be on the lead, who'll be running 2nd during the race, and assuming that no passing is gonna be happening because harness racing sucks.

fuck I missed it, they locked me out at my book. They always do it early. Hate tat. GL tho.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Shit, tough luck Shark, was rooting for ya. This is like some Roman chariot racing shit from 1500 years go, haha, so weird compared to normal racing.

 

[Sharkey]

I hate to say it, but I think Woodbine has hooked me for the night. This harness racing stuff can't be all that difficult.

Yeah, enough of that. I'm done. This type of racing stinks and I can't even see the horses anyways with all the fog.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

4 horse for Presque Isle downs across the board 1 buck each.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Bella 5 + scarlett 8- dead mouse 9 I found her with this morning = 4

 

[Sharkey]

4 horse for Presque Isle downs across the board 1 buck each.

I went with the #2 to W/P that same race and by cheating as I quickly looked at the PP's.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Alright I quit too. I feel like I was just rolling dice at the casino. Really fun. Thanks for playing with me Shark, hope you had as good a time as I did.