The Patterson Footage .....

[The Sausage King]

The comment section is filled with people rightfully saying it's just the back end of a fallen tree - closer examination makes this most likely as you can see there's an extension of the tree right behind the dark area.

 

[BearGrounds]

Here is a quote from Roe from the source you posted -

"The shape of this creature's head somewhat resembled a Negro's."

THAT'S RACIST !!

Lol bear hunter, trapper, prospector, hillbilly from BC talking in the 1950s.

 

[OAKS]

My father in law lives in MS, a small cattle farming community. His grandparents told stories about the Hairy Man. It's interesting that so many disparate communities have such similar stories.

Yeah, I spent my childhood living way outside a small town in Mississippi. The old timers used to warm me about the wild man or hairy man. They were very specific to tell me not to whistle while alone in the woods. I always had my .22 and my dog with me so I felt safe, lol.

 

[Bob Gray]

Yeah, I spent my childhood living way outside a small town in Mississippi. The old timers used to warm me about the wild man or hairy man. They were very specific to tell me not to whistle while alone in the woods. I always had my .22 and my dog with me so I felt safe, lol.

What would happen if you whistle while alone in the woods?

 

[irish_thug]

What would happen if you whistle while alone in the woods?

butt sex. what else?

 

[Deleted member 429137]

butt sex. what else?

So you got me curious about what happens when you type "bigfoot butt sex" into Google...

Spoiler

When Ken’s friend from the office talks him into a week at Bigfoot Butt Camp, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever.

The first hint comes when it’s announced that all campers must remain in their tents on the first night. Of course, Ken ends up out in the woods alone and discovers the deep dark secret of these handsome bigfeet; they become mummies under the light of the full moon.

Soon Ken find’s himself all wrapped up in a homosexual, undead encounter that will have your heart racing!

Also in this amazing series:

 

[Zoolander]

I've loved going through this thread! Thanks TS & all key contributors. I see both sides but personally I would not rule out the potential existence of Bigfoot.

 

[Tuf_guy]

So you got me curious about what happens when you type "bigfoot butt sex" into Google...

Spoiler

Also in this amazing series:

 

[jimbob27]

If they're really real, how come nobody has even managed to find any kind of fossil evidence of great apes living America? Documentary makers can't go into the wilds of Mongolia and track down one of the 50 remaining amur leopards, but apparently they can't find a 10 foot tall ape living in their back yard? They seem able to move without leaving trails. Why hasn't a hunter tracked one to it's den? Nobodies even found a hair which stands up to testing.

 

[Son of Jamin]

No traces of big stinking piles of excrements from this beast?

 

[wilKO]

Grainy old footage

Camera is steady the entire time while moving until "Bigfoot" appears then it's like it's being held by someone with Parkinson's.

Random cowboys decide to use all this equipment to film themselves doing nothing until Bigfoot appears.

No better sightings in 50 years since with better knowledge and technology, funding and efforts.

Man in a gorilla suit.

 

[Turtlejuice]

People have been hunting bigfoot religiously, for decades. With the tech available, if bigfoot existed we'd know about it by now. We've had the tech for years to find bones of creatures that lived millions of years ago, but we can't find remains of creatures that lived a few years ago, when we know the general areas we should be searching?

If you took man in a modern costume and recorded him from hundreds of meters away with a personal camera from the 1960s, I'd bet it would look at least as realistic as that footage.

 

[BearGrounds]

If they're really real, how come nobody has even managed to find any kind of fossil evidence of great apes living America? Documentary makers can't go into the wilds of Mongolia and track down one of the 50 remaining amur leopards, but apparently they can't find a 10 foot tall ape living in their back yard? They seem able to move without leaving trails. Why hasn't a hunter tracked one to it's den? Nobodies even found a hair which stands up to testing.

Finding fossils isn't a given. The record is incomplete. Most species that exist today and die off will never even leave a trace of themselves.

Also, if Gigantopithecus is the ancenstor of Sasquatch, as some postulate it as being, than it likely migrated to NA - making finding a fossil of it on this continent much less likely than finding one in Asia (where only a few mandibles and around a thousand teeth have been recovered overall).

Sasquatch tracks have been found and studied in the thousands. From the information drawn from credible tracks, a foot morphology for the creature has been somewhat established. This involves features like a mid-tarsal break (typical of primates), flat feet, and a higher degree of flexibility than the human foot. They also exhibit a longer stride, which would be harder to hoax while also generating all the other distinct features of a credible track.

There are no confirmed samples of hair by which to compare anything coming in. Here's a biologist talking briefly about having found hair suspected to be of Sasquatch origin.

Timestamped:

 

[Deleted member 429137]

Finding fossils isn't a given. The record is incomplete. Most species that exist today and die off will never even leave a trace of themselves.

Also, if Gigantopithecus is the ancenstor of Sasquatch, as some postulate it as being, than it likely migrated to NA - making finding a fossil of it on this continent much less likely than finding one in Asia (where only a few mandibles and around a thousand teeth have been recovered overall).

Sasquatch tracks have been found and studied in the thousands. From the information drawn from credible tracks, a foot morphology for the creature has been somewhat established. This involves features like a mid-tarsal break (typical of primates), flat feet, and a higher degree of flexibility than the human foot. They also exhibit a longer stride, which would be harder to hoax while also generating all the other distinct features of a credible track.

There are no confirmed samples of hair by which to compare anything coming in. Here's a biologist talking briefly about having found hair suspected to be of Sasquatch origin.

Timestamped:

... by people not accepted by the vast scientific community.

 

[Randy Trevor]

He is dead.

 

[John Wang]

He is dead.

One of the funniest scenes ever. I died when I first saw that LOL

"Hey any of you catch what that big bastard said right before he started coming at us?"
"I think he said 'huh?' like he was confused and didn't know what was going on"
"No he definitely said 'huh ahhhhhh i'm going to kill you!' "
"Yeah that's what I heard"

 

[spamking]

Real or not . . . there are definitely some folks spending tons of money (and maybe making some too) looking for Bigfoot.

 

[That209]

Look at dem hairy 'ol saggy titties.. some of you guys probably fapped to this shit..

It's fake though. Joe Rogan told me so. He also told me to pick up some alpha brain 'cause then I'll be as smart as him.

Really though, who knows if it's real. Wasn't Patterson a known liar and conman or some shit?

 

[ShinkanPo]

What about Kingkong?

@KingKong113

 

[Eazy123]

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

- Mitch Hedberg