Relationships The Older I Get, The More I Find Old Women Attractive

[Spam On Rye]

Ah. I see. Yes. Another master of logic and truth.

At least the other genius wasn't yellow carded.

He will probably be around in a week to assail my person with snarky comments. Whereas you may just become a dream.

Yeah look at me over here using basic logic and being coherent.

What does a yellow card have to do with anything I've said? That's an ad hominem and a non sequitur. Oh! there I go making sense and stuff again.

Don't get offended. Just say something substantive dude.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Yeah look at me over here using basic logic and being coherent.

What does a yellow card have to do with anything I've said? That's an ad hominem and a non sequitur. Oh! there I go making sense and stuff again.

Don't get offended. Just say something substantive dude.

You are desperately seeking my attention.

I am just too busy right now.

 

[Fedorgasm]

One thing about old ladies is that the body holds up better than the face.

There are lots of women in their 60s that still look decent naked, provided they took care of themselves. But just judging by their face you wouldn't think so.

 

[I Am Legion]

I just need to remind people of something. The world has become obsessed with asses. That is one of the first things to go on women over 60. I think Demi Moore was one of the most beautiful women on Earth. I would have taken her to town even now at 62. That is until I saw Substance. Full nude. Front still good. I don't care about some stretch marks or wrinkles. She has fake cans. But the scene that showed her ass was so disturbing, I had to research if it was CGI done to make her look older or worse. Nope, she admitted it was her. Her cheeks from a straight on view looked like two deflated Avocados. A few sites dedicated to nude celebs have the video of the scene in question.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

I recently turned 46. As I've gotten older, I find myself being more and more attracted to old women. And by "old women," I mean 40+, but I'm really talking about 50+. I'll meet random old women going through life and I find them incredibly sexy, even though I know they're not really "hot," as in the Sydney Sweeney definition. I never would have thought this would happen to me. I used to joke around about Helen Mirren and Nina Hartley being sexy (and they were), but this is different. I watch this candy making YouTube channel and the I find the mom very attractive.

Anyway, anyone else with me. Also, you have my full permission to flame away!

I also appreciate older women more and more. But that candy woman is ugly.

 

[khukurikoo]

Maybe we're all just getting to that age where we wood most of the time. My standards have plummeted more than that initial roller coaster drop post 40. But every year of marriage probably adds a +1 to the age > or = wood equation. I got too fat a couple years ago and started walking a few miles at a local park every morning to drop some lbs. Plenty of silver haired, pendulum titted bad grannies if you got a park near you.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Saw a reasonable looking woman in her early 50s up the shops today, around that size 12-14 in tight pants, wood many times

 

[Sad Dad]

Thats called normal aging dude. Human beings should be attracted to partners with similar levels of maturity intellect life experience etc. it’s honestly fucking weird that dudes in their 50s pursue 18 year olds. I can hardly stand to be around my daughters teenage friends let alone thinking about dating one in a couple years. Grosses me the fuck out. What you’re experiencing is normal and healthy my friend. Don’t let this creepy fucked society tell you differently

 

[Versez]

I recently turned 46. As I've gotten older, I find myself being more and more attracted to old women. And by "old women," I mean 40+, but I'm really talking about 50+. I'll meet random old women going through life and I find them incredibly sexy, even though I know they're not really "hot," as in the Sydney Sweeney definition. I never would have thought this would happen to me. I used to joke around about Helen Mirren and Nina Hartley being sexy (and they were), but this is different. I watch this candy making YouTube channel and the I find the mom very attractive.

Anyway, anyone else with me. Also, you have my full permission to flame away!

They are all yours bro !

 

[Gene Tunney]

Yeah look at me over here using basic logic and being coherent.

What does a yellow card have to do with anything I've said? That's an ad hominem and a non sequitur. Oh! there I go making sense and stuff again.

Don't get offended. Just say something substantive dude.

I quite enjoy psychoanalyzing sherdog posters. Thank you for the exercise.

Let’s peel back the rind and gather what we are working with here.

You see, you have to argue with someone. It’s not just you. Everyone who regularly posts in the warroom suffers from this affliction. Always looking for an opening to shit post; one up a perceived opponent. I read everything.

They put you on yellows and you thought, ok, I will just hang back and dick around in the Mayberry for a few weeks. But your base programming can’t help but argue with anything that you don’t agree with. You have no option.

I shall now put you on your way.

Yes, your mastery of logic is most infallible. My unsubstantial statement was deftly outmaneuvered and outclassed by that coherent big brain of yours. Sense was made, tables were turned, and offense was taken. I crumbled like a tin can.

Now you can move on.

 

[Jesus X]

The hottest thing to me about a cougar is you don't have the vapid talk you have with younger women cougars are more charismatic broads with good stories from their lived life.

 

[Spam On Rye]

I quite enjoy psychoanalyzing sherdog posters. Thank you for the exercise.

Let’s peel back the rind and gather what we are working with here.

You see, you have to argue with someone. It’s not just you. Everyone who regularly posts in the warroom suffers from this affliction. Always looking for an opening to shit post; one up a perceived opponent. I read everything.

They put you on yellows and you thought, ok, I will just hang back and dick around in the Mayberry for a few weeks. But your base programming can’t help but argue with anything that you don’t agree with. You have no option.

I shall now put you on your way.

Yes, your mastery of logic is most infallible. My unsubstantial statement was deftly outmaneuvered and outclassed by that coherent big brain of yours. Sense was made, tables were turned, and offense was taken. I crumbled like a tin can.

Now you can move on.

Lol I'm just imagining I'm laying down on a couch and yr sitting there with pen and paper peering at me over yr glasses saying "yes...hmmmm...yes indeed" as I tell you my life's story.

Not sure what any of this psychologizing has to do with what I've said but I'm enjoying the back and forth.

 

[I Am Legion]

Here are some tips for you guys that go for older women, like way older.

1. Buy them sexy perfume from Victorias Secret, or a brand you liked on a younger. Otherwise they will smell like baby powder and mothballs, or older womens perfume like Elizabeth Arden.
2. Stay away from ass stuff. A 65-year-old hole, is not the same as a 25-year-old one. There is a lot more mileage and many are blown out and look like a bushel of blackberries.
3. Thigh Highs. They hide damage and look sexy. Give them as a gift. They also cover the feet which in many cases have bunions, hammer toes and corns from years of wearing heels.