**The Official Dagestani Big Book of Excuses**

[Hdfi]

Zabit had bad cardio so he retired and blamed it on some other shit

He had health problems that affected his cardio and had to retire to avoid further complications.

 

[13Seconds]

He had health problems that affected his cardio and had to retire to avoid further complications.

Fair enough.

 

[bng]

I just downloaded the book and opened the first page:
"throat submission isnt allowed"
"sausage wasnt halal"

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Zabit had bad cardio so he retired and blamed it on some other shit

Should have added “going to be a doctor”

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Wh

didn't use my idea so it sucks. imho

What was your idea? I ran out of room, but we could probabpy squeeze it in there somewhere

 

[Pequeño Corey]

But what's really maddening was Islams excuses for his boy Umar. He said Umar lost because of short notice camp.

Meanwhile they were the ones who pushed for the January date. Merab was the one who wanted to chill for a couple more months.

Now that Merab whopped him, it was a short camp all of sudden.

Yep. Two of those excuses are from Islam’s mouth on Umar’s behalf.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

When is the next powerslap event chief?

Power Slap 11 just went down last Thursday where were U @ Homie?

watch it on Rumble 4.9 Milly views

 

[Shaolin Alan]

Add an apple and a pillow to Ronda.

Pixel didn't have a pillow emoji

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Power Slap 11 just went down last Thursday where were U @ Homie?

watch it on Rumble 4.9 Milly views

Im ok with powerslap plugs in my threads.

 

[RockyLockridge]

I'm sure there will be more to come. Umar and Shara are chock full of excuses. Islam makes excuses even when he wins. Hope to see this posted in perpetuity, much like the Big Nog and Big Rigg books before it, inshallah.

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It won't be. Hardcore fans like Dagestani because they are anti Conor and that's all sheep care about. Dagestani fighters will always get special treatment from fans on sherdog

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Didn't you post one of these already?

When is the White-Anglo encyclopedia of excuses being published??
Featuring:
Uncle Chael
EPO Dillishank
Corny McGregor
Honda Housey

Did you take issue with any of the other excuse books? Or just this one?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Wh

What was your idea? I ran out of room, but we could probabpy squeeze it in there somewhere

Sorry! I was just being an ass earlier.lol Islam is always complaining about how hard Khabib works them in the gym. Over training like that can definitely affect the outcomes of fight. imho Could be a pre-fab excusse..

 

[Shaolin Alan]

Did you take issue with any of the other excuse books? Or just this one?

I always remark that it's no coincidence the darkies get fingered by haters, while our Anglo brethren are conveniently omitted and even praised, after being repeatedly caught cheating, making excuses, etc, etc...

 

[Pequeño Corey]

It won't be. Hardcore fans like Dagestani because they are anti Conor and that's all sheep care about. Dagestani fighters will always get special treatment from fans on sherdog

nah that will diminish with time. Shara and Umar losing plus Usman going life and death with an Irishman did irreparable damage to the whole mystique. Khabib and Islam are great, but everyone else is just going to be ok or very good. An impossibly high bar was set and and we’re already seeing that it won’t be upheld. Lots of tears, and lots more excuses incoming.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

I always remark that it's no coincidence the darkies get fingered by haters, while our Anglo brethren are conveniently omitted and even praised, after being repeatedly caught cheating, making excuses, etc, etc...

Darkies? Dagestanis are caucasian bratha.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Sorry! I was just being an ass earlier.lol Islam is always complaining about how hard Khabib works them in the gym. Over training like that can definitely affect the outcomes of fight. imho Could be a pre-fab excusse..

Lol yes you’re correct. That could absolutely be added to the big book. The cover is filling up quick. I think I’ll have to make a second edition lol

 

[Misanthropist]

Dagestanis/Chechens that have wrestling DNA are the only top tiers. The ones that leans toward kickboxing like the Bantam/Fly’s and Shara are just meh.

You can just tell they don’t have the same aura as Khabib, Makhachev and Khamzat.

 

[Shaolin Alan]

Darkies? Dagestanis are caucasian bratha.

The term I used is "White-Anglo"; not "Caucasian". I'm educated on the differences between the two; both literally and colloquially.
Don't expect me to play dumb for you. I'm way smarter and super-duper funnier...

 

[joy2day]

seems like this may be a little racist, but not surprised

Racist against whites by other whites?

 

[joy2day]

This aura of invincibility is fading fast. Lots of Sherdoggers previously talking about grappling superiority over striking on the basis of the Dagis, lol. All on the basis of two fighters that have fought in fairly weak times at LW.

They've turned into weirdies lately, even worse. At one time, Khabib looked like the good guy in the Conor spat. He still isn't as bad as Conor, but he's definitely shown what a weirdie he is. Dagis aren't very likeable either.

Khabib is like that scammer calling your cell phone trying to convince you to give your credit card number.