Social The Official 2025 WR awards thread.

[Mr Holmes]

We also need to get biggest meltdown. There's been a few whoppers this year.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Pretty sure he choked on a d**k. To deth

So he went out how he wanted?

 

[Mr Holmes]

I'm a shoo-in for "Actually in the center".

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

8. Starman Memorial Award

Given to the poster who folds every time they get pressed. Tucks tail, edits posts, disappears mid-argument, and maybe comes back two days later pretending nothing happened. Fight-or-flight always chooses flight

Lmao, love this. Was an all time war room moment when he was popping champagne and celebrating Trumps victory election night 2020 after like 10 minutes worth of results came in. Needless to say he vanished for days after the L became clear and only came back when he had collected enough stolen election conspiracy tweets.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I will accept dumbest poster if you all will have me.

 

[DoctorTaco]

@DoctorTaco


Furthest to the right:

So far right they’ve fallen off the political compass and hit Facebook comment hell. Every post reads like it was typed with one finger while nodding aggressively. Thinks nuance is weakness and disagreement is treason. Permanently shadowboxing enemies that don’t even know who they are.

Furthest to the left:

Lives so far left they’ve lost contact with reality, grass, and normal human speech. Communicates exclusively in slogans and moral lectures. Somehow convinced they’re smarter than everyone while repeating the same three takes like they’re sacred scripture. Exhausting, smug, and wrong with confidence

Actually in the center:

The rare poster willing to shut up, listen, and look at actual facts instead of team talking points. Doesn’t melt down when confronted with evidence and can change their mind without acting like it’s a personal loss. Both sides hate them because they won’t blindly parrot bullshit. In a forum full of ideology and ego, this person accidentally acts like an adult.

Most likely to be antifa:

Looks like a background character in a protest video. Entire worldview powered by outrage, cosplay rebellion, and the belief that screaming louder equals being right. Would absolutely deny being Antifa while checking every single box. Permanently furious, permanently online, permanently useless.
Most likely to be right wing militia member:

Would let them date my sister:

Rare War Room honor. Disagrees without being a psycho, argues without melting down, and doesn’t give off unhinged energy. Might still be wrong, but at least you trust them not to embarrass the family during the holidays.

Thanks papa bear

 

[Lead]

Thank goodness there was an LMP approved version. I had a cold sweat when I could only find those knock off award threads

 

[Lead]

And the first award for best awards thread goes to…..

Oh my gosh, @LMP

 

[A Very Serious Cat]

Whatever happened to Jack V Savage?

Took the Starman way out after trump won again

 

[LMP]

And the first award for best awards thread goes to…..

Oh my gosh, @LMP

I'd give @Kung Fu Kowboy the award, his mayberry lounge thread looks nice

 

[lsa]

9. Worst Thread
FIFA peace prize

How rude.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

I'd give @Kung Fu Kowboy the award, his mayberry lounge thread looks nice

@LMP crushed it

 

[Rob Battisti]

1. Best Right Wing Poster: @EL CORINTHIAN

2. Best Left Wing Poster @Source

3. Worst Right Wing Poster

4. Worst Left Wing Poster @AWilder

5. Best Mod @Madmick

6. Best Ban KOPPE

7. Most Likely to Get Banned @Andy Capp

8. Starman Memorial Award

9. Worst Thread Israel Hamas BS

10. Hack Savage Award @Limbo Pete

Under card

Worst mod.

Best Thread starter

Worst Thread starter

You sound poor

Best Thread

Best insults @Corona

Best troll @Richmma80

Furthest to the right: @cottagecheesefan

Furthest to the left: @Sinister

Actually in the center: @Mr Holmes

Most likely to be antifa: @fingercuffs

Would let them date my sister: @Deorum

 

[andnowweknow]

I will accept dumbest poster if you all will have me.

Most dumb people don’t listen, but you clearly listen to the opinion of countless other posters regarding your intellect. You’re a walking contradiction my friend. Retarded? Probably. Stupid? Absolutely. Aware?… perhaps.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

I nominate @Zebra Cheeks
Literally gave me dubs for asking if someone had a green card. I shit you not.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Most dumb people don’t listen, but you clearly listen to the opinion of countless other posters regarding your intellect. You’re a walking contradiction my friend. Retarded? Probably. Stupid? Absolutely. Aware?… perhaps.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Jesus Christ, I might be finished working through all these categories in time for the 2026 awards.

 

[HOLA]

Main Card

1. Best Right Wing Poster

I don't think I've been entertained by anything a clearly right-wing poster here has said since Eugenicist 15 years ago.

2. Best Left Wing Poster

There are multiple.

3. Worst Right Wing Poster

Such strong competition! However, I will nominate
@SurferH2O

AKA:

The Chud Formerly Known as Whippy McGee
Whimpy McGoof
The Huntington Beach Sad Bitch
Titties

Honorable mention to that absolute can, @Seano

4. Worst Left Wing Poster

I'll nominate @idrankyourbeer, even though I like him, just because I know he wants to win.

5. Best Mod

Most of the older mods are all fine.

6. Best Ban

Might be recency bias but that Metallica guy was awful and it was a pleasure to see him banned.

7. Most Likely to Get Banned

Not sure

8. Starman Memorial Award

ColemanwastheGOAT! The cognitive dissonance he faced in the Epstein thread was so much he spontaneously combusted and deleted his own account. Legendary.

9. Worst Thread

Crime Thread 'DOGE finds and stops $50million being sent to Gaza for condoms.'

Jan 28, 2025

State Dept pulls millions in funding for ‘condoms in Gaza,’ as Trump admin looks to trim spending

The State Department paused several millions of dollars for "condoms in Gaza," as reports say the contraceptives were used as bomb-carrying balloons.

www.foxnews.com

State Dept pulls millions in funding for ‘condoms in Gaza,’ as Trump admin looks to trim spending​

“That is a preposterous waste of taxpayer money,” Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, said.​

Thanks Elon

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10. Hack Savage Award

I liked JVS and wish he'd return!

Under card

Worst mod.

The DEI mod, @Confucamus. How many people did he thread ban for quoting Charlie Kirk's own words?! Gimme a break LMAO.

Best Thread starter

I'll give it to @LeonardoBjj. A+ for effort with the Legos.

Worst Thread starter

Competition is too tough to pick 1 winner.

You sound poor

Anyone who disagrees with me in the stocks thread.

Best Thread

Hmmm. I dunno. The Epstein thread is certainly eye opening, but I have a hard time giving it an award like "Best Thread" considering the sordid subject matter.

Best insults

@44nutman is pretty good with the zingers. @Darkballs too.

Best troll

All the trolls are lazy. They gas worse than Conor. Low energy. SAD!

Furthest to the right:

I dunno. @HereticBD maybe? His dedication to serving a foreign leader who wants to subjugate his own country is unwavering.

Furthest to the left:

Nobody really. We used to have some straight up commies here, but no more.

Actually in the center:

I dunno

Most likely to be antifa:

I dunno

Would let them date my sister:

Fuck outta here none of you guys lol.

 

[ShadowRun]

@LMP you should sticky this,


I will edit later for rest of the nominations.


But I will give the man what he wants, although I like him and enjoy his posts.

4. Worst Left Wing Poster @idrankyourbeer

 

[lsa]

@LMP you should sticky this,


I will edit later for rest of the nominations.


But I will give the man what he wants, although I like him and enjoy his posts.

4. Worst Left Wing Poster @idrankyourbeer

+juan

I will just 4. Worst Left Wing Poster @idrankyourbeer

Because he really wants it.
Bitch thirsty and I am in a giving mood.

Lets hope this is his year to win.