Poster of the year - Everyone
SHER-DOG award for best pet - Everyone
Best AV - I'm in public right now so I can't really look. Probably that bloke who plays in the Pretty and Cute Asian Girls thread.
Funniest poster - I don't want to discriminate. I respect all attempts.
(Wormwood Award) Most helpful poster - The British.
Newcomer of the year - I am blind to noobs.
Best stories - That bloke who posted about his life in the porn industry, but that's a few years back.
Breakout poster of the year - That bloke who was in jail for a while, but I respect his desire to move on, so I won't name him.
Most believable stories IRL - Crapshoot.
Best mods - Kowboy, but I miss Rebelfett.
Best gimmick - Randy Savage.
Best Couple - I don't think her husband posts here.
Sexiest Poster - It'd be like picking the sexiest fly on a rotting turd, so everyone wins, but don't be proud.
Happiest Poster - I don't know what happiness is.
Saddest Poster -
@Wrath of Foamy
Worst Poster - All of you.
Worst Gimmick - Gobbledy Gooker, also racist.
Worst Thread Starter - Everyone, but unlike my threads, they get replies.
Best Ban - Forgotten.
Worst Ban - Forgotten.
Most Likely to get Banned - Look in the War Room and take your pick.
