Social The Lounge v 204: Sour Grapes.

[PolishHeadlock2]

Quiet you


I feel like it has to be buying girls you've never met shit from their Amazon wishlists and having like a cardboard cutout of them.

Oh man, you just reminded me of the saddest strip club story.

I'll have to post that some day.

 

[Gregolian]

Oh man, you just reminded me of the saddest strip club story.

I'll have to post that some day.

WA strip clubs were meh and the ones in Utah aren't even really strip clubs.

Fucking pasties.

 

[Sara]

Oh man, you just reminded me of the saddest strip club story.

I'll have to post that some day.

I’ll hold you to that.

 

[Wet Blanket]

WA strip clubs were meh and the ones in Utah aren't even really strip clubs.

Fucking pasties.

Come to Ontario or better...Quebec if you really want a show.

 

[Gregolian]

Come to Ontario or better...Quebec if you really want a show.

In Oregon they basically stick their vagina in your face and shit.

 

[CubicleGangster]

Does going to a strip club make one a simp or does it have to be online?

Guess it would depend on frequency plus percentage of earnings spent

 

[weed]

French horn.

Switched to trumpet in later years.

I didn't travel to Italy to play, I brought my horn with me when I went to Italy because I couldn't just stop practicing for two months, and while there met some people to play with.

that's even more awesome TBH.

 

[Falsedawn]

Does going to a strip club make one a simp or does it have to be online?

Are you paying for the pussy or the company?

 

[Wet Blanket]

In Oregon they basically stick their vagina in your face and shit.

@Sketch or any other Canucks in here want to tell him what happens in Quebec / Ontario? Or do we keep it a secret?

 

[Sara]

In Oregon they basically stick their vagina in your face and shit.

Gross.

 

[Prokofievian]

French horn.

Switched to trumpet in later years.

I didn't travel to Italy to play, I brought my horn with me when I went to Italy because I couldn't just stop practicing for two months, and while there met some people to play with.

That's my favourite instrument in the orchestra.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Are you paying for the pussy or the company?

I'm not that brave with expense reports haha.

But I do appreciate that the name on the credit card statement is "NY Steakhouse"

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

@Gregolian just compared his HS brass and percussion sections getting together like marines and spetsnaz.

 

[Gregolian]

@Sketch or any other Canucks in here want to tell him what happens in Quebec / Ontario? Or do we keep it a secret?

Goggins getting attacked in the alley of that episode of the Shield where he bangs a stripper in an interrogation room suddenly comes to mind.

Gross.

Let me like what I like

That's my favourite instrument in the orchestra.

We had two French horn players playing the weird trumpet looking version of the French horn in marching band and they never felt like they added anything.

Until you get to concert stuff and then it makes sense why they exist.

@Gregolian just compared his HS brass and percussion sections getting together like marines and spetsnaz.

Compared to the rest of the school the amount of stupid shit we did was like that. The only group more untouchable by admin was the football team which lead us to always fight each other like dipshits.

it was the only comparison I could think of.

 

[weed]

Does going to a strip club make one a simp or does it have to be online?

my only experiences were with execs with a lot of money & desperate for opportunities.

I was a young buck back then, far from having the deep pockets they had, but the last time I went this blonde who was from some unknown European country was getting hot & heavy with me, telling me her goal was to find an American man (her exact words, a rich American tycoon) to marry & be forever spoiled. she timed her grinding & licks perfectly haha, but I didn't even know what to say. but I'm into brunettes & she noticed I had my eyes mainly on this other stripper. the night ended with her cursing me out, & her trying to steal my watch (she actually "broke" it, she somehow was able to release the pins between the links). that's masterful whore tactics now that I think about it.

the bouncer she ran to when I caught her knew she was lying & advised me to be careful etc. I don't remember his exact words but he did say "these hoes.." haha

but yeah, 'simp' status applies for sure.

 

[CubicleGangster]

If you pay for your girlfriend to get a lap dance does that make you a cuck or a simp?

Asking for a friend...

 

[Gregolian]

my only experiences were with execs with a lot of money & desperate for opportunities.

I was a young buck back then, far from having the deep pockets they had, but the last time I went this blonde who was from some unknown European country was getting hot & heavy with me, telling me her goal was to find an American man (her exact words, a rich American tycoon) to marry & be forever spoiled. she timed her grinding & licks perfectly haha, but I didn't even know what to say. but I'm into brunettes & she noticed I had my eyes mainly on this other stripper. the night ended with her cursing me out, & her trying to steal my watch (she actually "broke" it, she somehow was able to release the pins between the links). that's masterful whore tactics now that I think about it.

the bouncer she ran to when I caught her knew she was lying & advised me to be careful etc. I don't remember his exact words but he did say "these hoes.." haha

but yeah, 'simp' status applies for sure.

If you pay for your girlfriend to get a lap dance does that make you a cuck or a simp?

Asking for a friend...

Both? Is that possible to be both?

I knew a girl from France that wanted to see what American strip clubs were like so we took her. She was disappointed.

 

[Sara]

Let me like what I like

You’re going to get pink eye

 

[Gregolian]

You’re going to get pink eye

Worth it?

 

[Sara]

Worth it?

Greg I’m not ok with you being into shit play.