The Jon Jones conspiracy is Sherdogs FlatEarth

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Exact same logic

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If you believe the experts it's an appeal to authority

The government, private industry and experts are conspiring to hid the truth at the risk of their credibility

Why?

Because money bro, look into it

VADA, CSAC, NSAC when they lisence bones next month, USADA, the UFC, former WADA scientists Rogan?

They've all come together to cover up for a guy who isnt the biggest draw in the sport and is the third worst athlete in his own family

Look into it
 
Well, I heard that the Universe itself is flat.
 
Pretty good analogy really.
 
The truth is out there, on sherdog!
 
Exact same logic

<GSPWoah>

If you believe the experts it's an appeal to authority

The government, private industry and experts are conspiring to hid the truth at the risk of their credibility

Why?

Because money bro, look into it

VADA, CSAC, NSAC when they lisence bones next month, USADA, the UFC, former WADA scientists Rogan?

They've all come together to cover up for a guy who isnt the biggest draw in the sport and is the third worst athlete in his own family

Look into it

Correct, it's quite obvious thats what's going on, especially because Bones is getting "punished" rather differently than for instance Mir for exactly the same thing.

Anyway else you want to make yourself look stupid?
 
Exact same logic

<GSPWoah>

If you believe the experts it's an appeal to authority

The government, private industry and experts are conspiring to hid the truth at the risk of their credibility

Why?

Because money bro, look into it

VADA, CSAC, NSAC when they lisence bones next month, USADA, the UFC, former WADA scientists Rogan?

They've all come together to cover up for a guy who isnt the biggest draw in the sport and is the third worst athlete in his own family

Look into it
Don’t forget most of their business comes from outside the ufc.
 
Well, its clystal clear Jon Jones at some point took steroids, weather he knew it or not, they were found in his system multiple times... Scientists found it themselves...
 
Correct, it's quite obvious thats what's going on, especially because Bones is getting "punished" rather differently than for instance Mir for exactly the same thing.

Anyway else you want to make yourself look stupid?
Lol. Mir and jones were punished the same for their first m3 failure. Jones just wasn’t punished again.
 
If the earth tested positive for flatness, then yes. Even only a few pictograms of flatness in an olympic sized solar system.
 
Now you're making threads defending him!

Dude STOP.
 
Exact same logic

<GSPWoah>

If you believe the experts it's an appeal to authority

The government, private industry and experts are conspiring to hid the truth at the risk of their credibility

Why?

Because money bro, look into it

VADA, CSAC, NSAC when they lisence bones next month, USADA, the UFC, former WADA scientists Rogan?

They've all come together to cover up for a guy who isnt the biggest draw in the sport and is the third worst athlete in his own family

Look into it

It's sad that the first time I read this I actually thought you were serious.

But yeah Jones isn't the worst athlete in his family.
 
Correct, it's quite obvious thats what's going on, especially because Bones is getting "punished" rather differently than for instance Mir for exactly the same thing.

Anyway else you want to make yourself look stupid?
They were punished virtually the same way

Except one guy went to arbitration and one guy didnt. So one guy got the full sentence. One guy got 3 months off.

Then one guy became a cooperator under the Usada Rule, long standing, and got a further reduction.
 
It's sad that the first time I read this I actually thought you were serious.

But yeah Jones isn't the worst athlete in his family.
Chandler Jones is one of the best athletes in the NFL, and Arthur despite his weight was considered a great athlete by NFL standards as well and is out of the league because hes injury prone.
 
And space time is curved
Just like Jon Jones' path to the UFC belt!
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Exact same logic

<GSPWoah>

If you believe the experts it's an appeal to authority

The government, private industry and experts are conspiring to hid the truth at the risk of their credibility

Why?

Because money bro, look into it

VADA, CSAC, NSAC when they lisence bones next month, USADA, the UFC, former WADA scientists Rogan?

They've all come together to cover up for a guy who isnt the biggest draw in the sport and is the third worst athlete in his own family

Look into it

The whole "Jon Jones is just pulsing" isn't based on peer-reviewed evidence. Countless athletes have taken turinabol in the past and nobody provided any example of people pulsing like that for so long. The experts aren't even saying that Jones is 100% innocent, but that the pulsing effect is a possibility. The issue is not science but law/PR, where the benefit of the doubt will be given to Jones.
 
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