The Jon Jones conspiracy is Sherdogs FlatEarth

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  1. Threetrees

    Threetrees The Voice of Reason

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    Exact same logic

    <GSPWoah>

    If you believe the experts it's an appeal to authority

    The government, private industry and experts are conspiring to hid the truth at the risk of their credibility

    Why?

    Because money bro, look into it

    VADA, CSAC, NSAC when they lisence bones next month, USADA, the UFC, former WADA scientists Rogan?

    They've all come together to cover up for a guy who isnt the biggest draw in the sport and is the third worst athlete in his own family

    Look into it
     
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    gunlok Black Belt

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    Well, I heard that the Universe itself is flat.
     
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  3. Threetrees

    Threetrees The Voice of Reason

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    And space time is curved
     
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    Pretty good analogy really.
     
  5. Fossor

    Fossor Brown Belt

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    The truth is out there, on sherdog!
     
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    Ballsaque Purple Belt

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    Correct, it's quite obvious thats what's going on, especially because Bones is getting "punished" rather differently than for instance Mir for exactly the same thing.

    Anyway else you want to make yourself look stupid?
     
  7. kflo

    kflo Gold Belt

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    Don’t forget most of their business comes from outside the ufc.
     
  8. The Penetrator

    The Penetrator Green Belt

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    Well, its clystal clear Jon Jones at some point took steroids, weather he knew it or not, they were found in his system multiple times... Scientists found it themselves...
     
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    Lol. Mir and jones were punished the same for their first m3 failure. Jones just wasn’t punished again.
     
  10. Sapp

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    If the earth tested positive for flatness, then yes. Even only a few pictograms of flatness in an olympic sized solar system.
     
  11. Now you're making threads defending him!

    Dude STOP.
     
  12. ferrisjso

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    It's sad that the first time I read this I actually thought you were serious.

    But yeah Jones isn't the worst athlete in his family.
     
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    Threetrees The Voice of Reason

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    They were punished virtually the same way

    Except one guy went to arbitration and one guy didnt. So one guy got the full sentence. One guy got 3 months off.

    Then one guy became a cooperator under the Usada Rule, long standing, and got a further reduction.
     
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    Threetrees The Voice of Reason

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    Chandler Jones is one of the best athletes in the NFL, and Arthur despite his weight was considered a great athlete by NFL standards as well and is out of the league because hes injury prone.
     
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    Threetrees The Voice of Reason

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    Where did I defend him, point to it lmao
     
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  16. Your thread is literally dismissing the entire situation.

    JUST STOP.
     
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    ralek4grammy Brown Belt

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    Earth never snitched on other planets, though.
     
  18. gunlok

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    Just like Jon Jones' path to the UFC belt!
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  19. Threetrees

    Threetrees The Voice of Reason

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    Again, where did I defend him in this thread
     
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    The whole "Jon Jones is just pulsing" isn't based on peer-reviewed evidence. Countless athletes have taken turinabol in the past and nobody provided any example of people pulsing like that for so long. The experts aren't even saying that Jones is 100% innocent, but that the pulsing effect is a possibility. The issue is not science but law/PR, where the benefit of the doubt will be given to Jones.
     

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