The FIRST Annual Official Sherdog HAIKU contest?

[linvillegorge]

Conor wants a belt
Conor won't defend a belt
Fuck duck McGregor

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Symphony of war,
violence is best served cold,
in Just Bleed we trust.

I like it..but

*Vengeance” is best served cold.

She died painfully

Nobody knew what to do

Mourn forevermore

~SL

lol..

Nothing disturbing about that, Dexter.

 

[HHJ]

Prime Fedor Invincible
A riddle never solved
Flaws unknown

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Former Sherbro here
These forums used to be good
Now its fucked with ads

Seriously though, this site is horrendous on mobile. Sherdog completely borked it.

Content blockers are free on the internet. Just Google them. I’ve had them for over a decade.

99.9% of my SD activity is on mobile.

 

[HHJ]

Nakao kissed Heath
Kissed like homosexual
Heath's not Gay

 

[HHJ]

Brock drinks Coors
Bud Light wont pay
Climbs on Wife

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I like it..but

*Vengeance” is best served cold.

Fedor's stoic calm,
Exemplifies what I said,
Violence served cold.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Brock drinks Coors
Bud Light wont pay
Climbs on Wife

 

[HHJ]

Jon Jones Drunk
Honest about Bad Comedy
No butthole safe

 

[StonedLemur]

I like it..but

*Vengeance” is best served cold.

lol..

Nothing disturbing about that, Dexter.

I was talking about my grandmother sir, not sure where Dexter came from, whatever that is.

 

[StonedLemur]

Jon Jones Drunk
Honest about Bad Comedy
No butthole safe

5 syllables first line
7 syllables second line
5 syllables third line

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Shara BulletTrain Roars
Sissies scared to board
Just Bleed God

I love the effort.

5, 7, 5, though.

 

[whocares]

Millions died in wars
Who gives a fuck? It's 7
o' clock in Vegas

 

[reddhelium]

No known weaknesses
Except for the TRT
Or the lack thereof

 

[TempleoftheDog]

His Power overlooked
Humiliated all of them
Remember the name

FIVE though, yeah?

5-7-5.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

If we make this a contest I'm going to have like 50 submissions due to my brain thinking in rhyme.

No known weaknesses
Except for the TRT
Or the lack thereof

Still the most drastic change of the art era lmao

Remember when they
Legalized roids full stop?
TRT was funny

 

[TempleoftheDog]

it is time to end
This Suffering, I need a
Minute to myself

That could have been the winner, right there. Amongst the long time members.

Made me laugh out loud.

 

[StonedLemur]

FIVE though, yeah?

5-7-5.

He has 8 in the second line there

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Izzy Touches Dogs,
Only Ten More Days To Wait,
Dricus by KO

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

He barked to alert
Saved all of his hoomans lives
Sacrificed his own