The FIRST Annual Official Sherdog HAIKU contest?

[whocares]

Hi it's me, Jon Jones.
Hey pussy, are you still there?
Dana sucked my dick

sorry, can't help myself

Tony Ferguson
Retiring? One glove, bitch.
Dana sucked my dick

 

[whocares]

UFC Fight Night
Never heard of these people
But I have no life

ok, no more

 

[DustinBeaver]

Wanderlei and Charles.
They just could not get along.
Wand wants to do Charles.

 

[Kidney Punch]

Ferguson is done
He should not fight anymore
But he's still gonna

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

I was smoking a doobie after moving into my new digs. And I was thinking.

Haiku threads usually get a LOT of play in here.

Maybe have a contest? Like the contests for shoops? Submit your Haiku. And just let the people decide. Because I know it might be really hard with the huge amount of entries, I expect. But limit it to only one entry per person? That still might be a really big number compared to shoop contests. But just have pre-lims if there are that many entries. Heats of 20 or 30 (drawn randomly) Top 3 move on?

I’d put up $20 on a gift card. If people like the idea, I think we could raise a decent prize for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

Just something that came to me while I was composing a Haiku earlier. And it was not a great haiku.. lol. I’d be gone first round.

Decent idea..

Or

Rubbish?

I’ve been talking in haiku all day bc of you.


Bring back Mike Goldberg
Hawk Tua spit on that thang
my foot was balloon

 

[BlackNathan]

Who once was a goat
Now, the longest of losses
In time we all fall

 

[Carrotman23]

Heavy, but I like it.

Khabib, is that you?

Khabib would never fap .
(It's haram brother) .

True dat true dat true
In spirit and in deed
Refined tastes mah bro

Middle line needs one more syllable but I like it lol .

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Symphony of war,
violence is best served cold,
in Just Bleed we trust.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

this is the only Haiku i know

then you need to spend more time on the internet

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Blood rushes to it,
The throbbing beast keeps growing,
Bad hematoma.

Spoiler: eek!

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

then you need to spend more time on the internet

i don't hike that shit
only dumb tourists do that
it is illegal

 

[Snarly]

Jon Jones contemplates
To check on the hurt woman
Or go back for weed

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

A Piranha Tank
Sherdog is not a safe place
Joe Rogan has said.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Jon Jones contemplates
To check on the hurt woman
Or go back for weed

Grab the weed then run
But must grab the condoms too
He may still need them

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Jon Jones contemplates
To check on the hurt woman
Or go back for weed

When high on cocaine,
He feels like a goddamn beast,
But can’t drive for shit.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

he is still my boy
finger strike eye poke combos
leg was like noodle

 

[Carrotman23]

Like water on rocks
In basement train UFC
Pussy I will get

 

[Belaya Smert]

Fleeting glance, then pause,
A flash of yellow — beware,
Silent warning’s breath

 

[linvillegorge]

Dana says he's GOAT
Jon Jones won't fight anyone
Not geriatric

 

[linvillegorge]

Why won't Jon Jones fight
The prime current champion
Aspinall biaaaaaatch