The FIRST Annual Official Sherdog HAIKU contest?

[DustinBeaver]

At Walmart today.
So I touched him with teh jab.
Side muscles are nice.

 

[kuf]

Great idea, but since typing is more accessible than shooping there are gonna be dozens of entries, what is the maximum number of poll options in a single thread?

(If they decided to enter, @toasty would be a heavy favorite, too experienced in face punch haikus)

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

Typical Sherbro
six foot seven two eighty
Can't seem to get laid

 

[Young Calf Kick]

“he was never good”
Common Shertard opinion
“The whole roster sucks”

 

[nonoob]

Haikus aren't actually 5-7-5 syllable arrangements.

It's 5, 7, 5.
Don't care what anyone says.
That is what it is.

 

[Eternalwarriorking]

Gaudy look, sound, style.
Bold, cheap fighters--Dana covets.
But will they win fights?

 

[DustinBeaver]

Big and little Nog
Go to visit the city.
Carrot fed to bus.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Low kicks to the head
Dana was never my friend
Sanko in my bed

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Would have never thought
@TempleoftheDog smokes weed
grandpa often mad

 

[kuf]

Bench teh sixty five
Head kicks always on my mind
Summoned to K-1

 

[Luthien]

Bones in the octagon,
Spinning elbows, swift takedowns,
Goat, but watch your car.

 

[nonoob]

Saw a monkey that
Stole food and stuff from people,
That Monkey'd Get Spanked.

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[DEV.Woulf]

Time's passage gone by,
Overeem's cock still much so
Cocky guy endures.

 

[Deleted member 585708]

I was smoking a doobie after moving into my new digs. And I was thinking.

Haiku threads usually get a LOT of play in here.

Maybe have a contest? Like the contests for shoops? Submit your Haiku. And just let the people decide. Because I know it might be really hard with the huge amount of entries, I expect. But limit it to only one entry per person? That still might be a really big number compared to shoop contests. But just have pre-lims if there are that many entries. Heats of 20 or 30 (drawn randomly) Top 3 move on?

I’d put up $20 on a gift card. If people like the idea, I think we could raise a decent prize for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

Just something that came to me while I was composing a Haiku earlier. And it was not a great haiku.. lol. I’d be gone first round.

Decent idea..

Or

Rubbish?

Temple of the Dog
Higher than a god damn kite
Haiku Warrior

 

[oski]

6, 7, 5.

But, it’s good.

Shocked is 2?

crap!

 

[Chagaev]

Sleepy in London
I lost belt to father's plan
Remember the name

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

this is the only Haiku i know

 

[Slapjit]

Call me di slap chef
Cookin' up slaps fi di opps
Nah need fi measure





#andnew

 

[Slapjit]

True dat true dat true
In spirit and in deed
Refined tastes mah bro

 

[JBJ was here]

A spinning hook kick
Slams into McGregor's chin
Coke flies everywhere