The FIRST Annual Official Sherdog HAIKU contest?

[oski]

 

[Neck&Neck]

UFC is GOAT
Neck and neck with soccer
Huge Hotdog brander

 

[oski]

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

Pizza Haiku Rocks,
Any type of food will work.
Munchies for the win.

Opportunity
Green eggs and ham Sam I am
Judges are ding dongs

 

[Deceasedxo]

Khamzat smash no one
Khamzat always injured
Khamzat hype train dead

 

[Neck&Neck]

Great Value Rockhold
Hairline robust and Flowy
World Domination

 

[AmericanMMA]

@StonedLemur my money is on you!

 

[StonedLemur]

She died painfully

Nobody knew what to do

Mourn forevermore

~SL

 

[HHJ]

Shara BulletTrain Roars
Sissies scared to board
Just Bleed God

 

[Jackonfire]

Bro I want pizza .
Dude I'm high as fuck right now .
My haiku is done .

We got you

 

[HHJ]

His Power overlooked
Humiliated all of them
Remember the name

 

[StonedLemur]

One fight a year in cage
12 fights a year on Twitter
The future of mma

5 syllables first line

7 syllables second line

5 syllables third line sir

 

[StonedLemur]

Good, but first line is 6 syllable not 5 no ?


I fap and I post
Karate Forum days pass
But father still gone

No its
5

7

5

 

[Carrotman23]

No its
5

7

5

I know I'm saying his first line was 6 syllables lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

I know I'm saying his first line was 6 syllables lol.

Yes it was I told him too lol

 

[FreedomCricket]

Izzy Touches Dogs,
Only Ten More Days To Wait,
Dricus by KO

 

[Prologue]

Russian link don't pay
But Dana caught the streamer
Khabib now bankrupt

 

[nonoob]

She died painfully

Nobody knew what to do

Mourn forevermore

~SL

Mourning time must wait,
Take care of important things.
Body can't be found.

​

 

[Prologue]

UFC is GOAT
Neck and neck with soccer
Huge Hotdog brander

Username checks out
Here, have some Reebok coupons
50 percent off

 

[StonedLemur]

Username checks out
Here, have some Reebok coupons
50 percent off

Even if she showed the code nobody would've used it sir lol