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  1. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Alright, we all know there are teenagers on here. So, non-teenagers, explain real life to them. Let them know what we politely prevent them from knowing so that they can dream big dreams.

    Here I'll start:

    No, everyone doesn't meet someone. Some people never meet a significant other and die a virgin.
    But good luck.

    Think of that dream job. Guess what, you prolly aren't going to get that dream job. Most people hate their jobs or simply tolerate it. And even if you get that dream job, it turns out there is a bunch of boring ass paperwork you never even realized was part of the job.
     
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    we crushing dreams tonight
     
  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    There is no Easter Bunny. Your Mom was hiding the eggs and she is going to die one day, just like you.
     
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    You're going to most likely scratch your butthole while you sleep so its best to wash your hands as soon as you awake.
     
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    Learned so much already!
     
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  7. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Pay close attention to when adults use the phrase "for your age" at the end of a sentence. You can just change that phrase to "not very" and put it just before the adjective in their sentence. Here, let me show you:

    1. You are wise for your age.
    2. You are not very wise.

    1. You are smart for your age.
    2. You are not very smart.

    It's just adults trying to be polite and help you to not feel bad about yourself.
     
  8. FortieSicks Blue Belt

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    ...what?
     
  9. M3t4tr0n Steel Belt

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    One day everyone you love will die and you'll die and no one can do shit about it.
     
  10. BornOnMonday Rise.

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    This thread is not as sexy as the title led me to believe.
     
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    When adults ask for your opinion, it is because they are trying to help you learn to think and form opinions and practice critical thinking. It isn't because they are actually interested in your opinions. In fact most of the time they think your opinion is pretty stupid, cliche or worthless, even if they smile and act interested.
     
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  14. Gutter Chris White trash specialist

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    Trust your iinstincts if you think your being screwed you are
    If it sounds to good to be true it is
    Learn to check your dick ... Im not saying dont have a good time just dont let it make decisions for you .
    Dont drink and drive you prolly wont kill any one or yourself but the police will make you wished you died.
    Doesnt matter if its a gun pills or weed if its on you have it legal they will mess your life up.
    Dont get in fights with strangers you dont know what he knows what hes carrying or who his friends are.
    slutty chicks are fine but dont try to domesticate one it wont work.
    Dont be afraid to fire a friend if they are bringing grief to your life.
    You are the company you keep.
    your word if your bond if you say youll do it do it.
     
  15. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    you are almost certainly going to be fat one day.
     
  16. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    yes learn to edit
     
  17. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Your first time isn't really all that special. In fact, there is a high probability it will suck and be an embarrassing failure. But, second time should be pretty good.
     
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    Dreams are irrelevant prepare for oblivion.
     
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    Teenagers: you're not cool and no one thinks you're funny so stfu
     
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    I fixed it but it doesn't matter because the void takes us all eventually
     

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