Teen saves girl's life, still gets friend zoned

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  1. viruswitshoes

    viruswitshoes Brown Belt

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    He's a fat ginger. What did he expect?
     
  4. viruswitshoes

    viruswitshoes Brown Belt

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    Oh come on, how was I supposed to know?
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    That's unacceptable man you gotta be on top of this shit. You need to be spending at least 6-8 hours a day everyday in The Gheyberry. No exceptions.
     
  6. thechoice2

    thechoice2 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Ser Jorah Mormount Status.
     
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    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    No excuses for this bro.
     
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    Edison Carasio Excellence of execution belt Platinum Member

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    You're way late on this bruh.
     
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    Peteyandjia Saku Spring Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    You guys are all jumping the gun here, she was singing his praises, and he was playing it smooth. It sounds to me like Big Red has a chance to lay the heavy D, and do some pipefitting. If I were her father, I would command her to give him some milkshake.
     
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    Deja Vu. Not sure if it is because I've seen this thread before or is it because this has happened to me.
     
  11. Fatchops

    Fatchops Eagerly awaiting the Abyss

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    Kid forgot step 1.
     
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    I'm trying to resist the urge to post gold comments from the other thread about this and pass them off as my own
     
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    RR Step into the lab Banned

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    Can't believe Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson
     
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    Kid probably going to end up like this guy in a couple of years
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    Too soon brah
     
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    Wouldn't have got hit and would have been immediately laid on the side of the turnpike if he just weren't a fat ass
     
  17. Josh

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    Mike Tyson isn't in jail?
     
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    +1 there is a 1% chance
     
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    Maybe if he purposely almost killed her he would seem more interesting and mysterious.

    On a serious note, being an overweight ginger would force you to develop a variety of skills in order to get women. Who am I kidding? He just has to be rich
     
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    not worth
     

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